Brian Randall wrote:

Adrian Tymes wrote:

"And yet when he finally blew up," the administrator continued as if
Gen had not interrupted, "taking out all of Tokyo-1...just 'Tokyo', at
the time...you went airborne just before this 'chi' explosion.
Something about Air Akane.  I assume that was a private operation; your
son's other three fiancess had business records of some type, but not
Akane Tendo."

    fiancess -- fiancees

That's what I get for not spellchecking my spamfics.  -_-

    Should 'Air Akane' be in quotation?

Probably not: he thought it was a legitimate business, not a reference
to something else.

    And... 'other three'? Kodachi? Which types of business records would
make one wonder, though...

Rich people have business records.  Even if they don't do that much
with the money, certain parties want to make sure that much money does
not go unaccounted for...even if the "business" is just dumping one's
ancestral wealth into a savings account.

"That agrees with what we found, yes.  Moving on, you next showed up
as one Gendo Ikari, in charge of the Evangelion project.  You sired
another son, Shinji Ikari.  I trust your memory is as good as your
physique, so I need not remind you how he eventually played a key role
in wiping out all human life on Earth?"

    This has Re:DEATH written all over it.

NERV, SEELE...what's DEATH stand for?  ^_^;;;

    Shinji: Dad, is it true that you caused the Second Impact?

    Gendo: Uh, er... well... my bad.

    Shinji: And is it true that you're going to cause the Third Impact,
as well?

    Gendo: Uh, I, well, that is... GO to your room!

Misato: With all due respect, sir, you handed those duties to me.

Gendo: You're pushing it...

Misato: Shinji, go to your room.

Lemon & Romance Fanfic Writers: No, ground him to *Asuka's* room.  And
ground her, too.  ^_^

The administrator cut him off with a wave.  "Save it.  We know all
about SEELE, the Human Instrumentality Project, and how you escaped by
starting up Unit 00 with a dummy plug and hiding within its AT field
until everything died down.  It was quite visible from the Moon when
whatever happened, happened, you know, and that got a lot of sensors
scanning the entire Earth.  Yours was the only space launch from that
moment until the disaster response team arrived from Mars...not that
they could do anything, except confirm the only human bodies remaining
were a couple of corpses on an island near Tokyo-3."

    One of them several miles across.

I think that one technically qualifies as no longer human.  ^_-

"Then let's skip ahead another few years.  The Juraians, who apparently
had used Earth as a vacation spot for their royals, returned to find it
unsuitable.  They were understandably distressed, but a few words from
a quickly assembled diplomatic crew - including one 'Gen', no last name
given this time - convinced them to formally absorb what was left of
our home system into their empire.  During this exchange, Gen managed
to impress a certain Washu, enough that they later created a child -
the accounts shy away from 'giving birth' enough that I think we can
assume that's not what happened.  Fast forward through 15 years of
accelerated development and training that, if it were done on a robot
or AI instead of what seemed to be a human being, would have legally
qualified as development of a weapon of mass destruction.  This child
fell in love with a Galaxy Police officer, name of Mihoshi.  Said
relationship built quickly until one night...well, the only surviving
witness was known for giving extremely detailed reports, but all she
has ever volunteered about that night is 'oops'."

Gen sighed.  "A big 'oops'."

    This one should be obvious, but I'm not getting it. Dang...

Made up on the spot, just to squeeze in development from mostly single
world (no large scale space traffic in Eva's era) to the interstellar
"world" of Dirty Pair, and to sneak in another series.

The administrator grinned.  "Are you kidding?  You're *exactly* what
we're looking for.  We weren't joking when we said that one of our
teams has seen far too many deaths around them, and it's never been
their fault.  Believe me, counseling them is a full time job,
especially since none of us can relate that well to the Dirty Pair.
But you can relate to them as if they were your own daughters."  He
stuck out a hand.  "Welcome to the 3WA."

    Lovely Angels. Funny, though, I liked it. :p

Now, the question is: would either Kei or Yuri accept him as a father
figure?  ^_^
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