Doing this in between my work on a private project

Hmm... I was looking over some Self-Insertion stuff, like Carrotglance's
classic
'Insertion' and I recalled how much I enjoyed all those many, many SIs

from

years
and years ago.

Hmm. Most people remember them and rech. :)

    "Who am I in?"

    "You should be in Ranma or Ryouga."

    "Heh. Cool, if ya got me into Ryouga we could seriously mess
with some heads with this link--'We will kill you Ranma! Because of
you we've seen HELL!' Hah!"

Why do I think this will backfire horribly.

    "We should get visual contact in three... two... one-NOW!"

    Jason opened one eye.

    Ben opened the other.

    Sailor Chibimoon screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

    Jason screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

    Ben screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAH!"

    "AAAAAAAH!"

I sympathsize.>_<

    Chibiusa gulped in a few breaths. "Ummmm, uhhh--"

    Ben was calming down. "Eeeeeh, eh heh..."

    Jason was traumatized for life. "#$^@#^@#!! No, this can't be
#$@#^@$ happening. This @#$#$@^ can't be happening. This can't be
^%&#$^@@ happening. This can't be happening! @$^#@#$&#$@@$&^$!!!"

    "Whoah,"

Think it's just 'Whoa" but I could be wrong.

cussing worse than a teamster, and, and, and was so freaked out that
she couldn't help but think in a huge, long, run-on sentence, and---

    "Uh oh," said Ben in the closed-off, forbidden spaces of
Chibiusa's brain.

Which were large and many.

    "Ummmm," Chibiusa voiced aloud, looking up and trying to
figure out who was speaking, "who

Who

    "RIGHT, BEN?"

    "Uhmmm, let me get back to you on that."

    "@#$%%$^%$!!! ...Don't tell me: We're stuck, aren't we?"

Wouldn't be fun if you weren't.

    "Yup."

    "In Chibiusa's head?"

    "Yup."

    "I'm going to kill you. Slowly, excruciatingly, and in ways
that would make Vlad Tepes vomit.

Heh. Now that was original. :)

    "So-ACK-much the better OOMPH-"

I like Jason. A lot. This is exactly what I would do in a similar situation.

    *Ksssssh*BLAAM*PHEOOOW!*

    "No, I'm just going off for a stiff drink or five. You coming?"

    "I don't drink."

    "I'll drink, you can drive us home afterwards."

I don't think it works that way,.

    Luna-P's eyes flickered out, leaving a heavily-digitized
image of Sailor Pluto. "Small Lady," the Senshi of Time reprimanded
softly, "you are supposed to be distracting that daimon right now."

Now this is the time to freak Pluto out and give her the finger. ,

    "Wait a second, Jason! Do you know how to fight?" asked
Ben as the three-in-one combo rushed at the Daimon's back.

    "Uhhh, in theory. Besides, Usagi can do it! How hard can it
be?"

In truth, this is a very good point.

    Soiya peeled Sailor Chibimoon off its neck and held her
in front of its eyes. "Well, what's this?"

    Sailors Moon and Mars stared incredulously. "Chibiusa!"

Bite its nose. Bite its nose.

    *Ping-ping-ping-ping-ping!* The stream of pink hearts blasted
against Soiya's face. The force of the assault surprised it,
knocking it over.

Heh. Finally got it right.

    "You're awfully stubborn," Soiya said.

    Ben flailed around, swinging Chibimoon's arms wildly.

    *Phoonk!* Somehow, he managed to jamm

jam

    *Ping-ping-ping-ping-pingping-ping!* The Wand fired up inside
the daimon's mouth. The weird warped beast fell down, twitching,
the equivalent of a magical machinegun slapping through its soft
palate and up against its version of a brain.

Which was the size of a pea.

    "Chibiusa-chan!" Sailor Moon drew closer with a demandingly
inquisitive look on her face. "What are you doing here?!"

Have some real fun and feel Usagi up. She might never recover from that one.
:)

Cute and amusing. Not sure if it could work over the long haul, though.

D.B. Sommer

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