Disclaimer: I don't own the chracters, they belong to the creators of 
Utena and Initial D respectively.  Also, road-racing is bad.  It's bad 
bad bad.  Don't do it.  Aside from getting a speeding ticket (and most 
likely losing your license) you could also hurt/kill somebody.
Also, I don't usually write like this, it's just I've been stressed 
lately, and well, writing like this makes me feel better.  I do have to 
say that this is much more interesting than my other writing.  Anyone 
interested in reading about the current changes in Canadian Accounting 
Standards?  I thought not.

*******

Ok, so like this time, i'm a fluffy white bunny hopping through the 
forest, when suddenly, this dude with like, y'know, green long wavy hair 
comes tumbling around.  He's like angry and stuff, and he try's to B-slap 
this tree, but he winds up breaking his hand and stuff and is all angry.  
Well, anyways, this pink-haired girl comes running out, and she like, 
goes over to the tree and is all like, y'know, TALKING to a TREE!  And 
I'm like DUDE, I don't think I'm the only one who's been eating something 
funky lately.  So, anyways, the green haired dude starts getting all 
pissy, and he prances back a few steps, then twirls 'round and 'round, 
and then he shouts out Saionji-sempai simper flare! and points his 
fingers at the pink haired girl.  His hair gets all windy like (you know, 
blowing around and stuff) and then it all goes all big and puffy and 
suddenly, this bright light (kinda like a flare of light, y'dig) comes 
out of his nose, and heads right towards the pink haired girl who is all 
like, hugging the tree and telling it, it will all be allright.

So, the bright light hits the pink haired girl, and she's like, sooo not 
impressed.  She turns around and she looks at the guy who shouted out 
Sainoji-sempai simper flare! and she just like, totally disses him.  
He get's really pissed about this, I mean, he's so like, totally angry and 
stuff.  I was just hopping around at this point (cuz that's like, what 
white fluffy bunnies do) and he spies me, so he picks me up, and he like, 
completely hurls me at the pink haired girl.  Again, the pink haired girl 
is sooo not impressed, or, at least, that's the impression I get as I go 
flying towards her.  I make these bunny noises, and suddenly, the pink 
haired girl is all scared and stuff, and I don't know why.  She ducks, 
and I wind up hitting the tree, which was like, really painful.  

When I wake up again (cuz, like hitting the tree knocked me out, dude) the 
pink-haired girl is nowhere to be found, and the same can be said for the 
green haired guy.  I was pissed, I mean, if you're going to pick me up 
and throw me at someone, you should at least stick around to get bit by 
me after I wake up. Some people are just so impolite.

So, I get up, and I start wobbling around, cuz I'm like dizzy y'know.  
Suddenly, I think I hear this voice, murmering "Don't cry little 
one."  

I'm thinking, who's crying, I'm just dizzy.  So the voice seems to come 
closer, and then I'm getting picked up.  I think I hear something 
about Mr. Lickylick, but I'm not sure.  What he says next I am sure of 
though. The voice says "Remember, little one, only you can beat the Hachi 
Roku on Mt. Akina."  

I'm like, Mr. Lickylick?  Is this voice male or female, I can't tell for 
sure.  But then, like, what Mr. Lickylick said to me hit, and I
understood.  I had a destiny.  I was going to go to Mt. Akina and defeat 
the Hachi Roku!  Or my name isn't err...what is my name again?  I don't 
remember...

I know, if I go to Mt. Akina and defeat the Hachi Roku like Mr. Lickylick 
said, then I'm sure I'll remember my name.

Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.  I'm going to Mt. Akina to defeat the 
Hachi Roku!  

After I made up this mind, I realized that Mr. Lickylick was still there, 
and still talking.  Then he kisses my head, and suddenly, I don't feel 
like a fluffy white bunny no more. I feel like... like...like an 
accountant! YAH, that's right.

I shout out "Drop your chalupa" I don't know why I shout that out, I just 
know it felt right.  With those words still echoing in the forest, I get 
up, and head off to Mt. Akina to find my name, and complete my destiny, 
because Mr. Lickylick told me too!

Hmm...I wonder if they'll have canned peas at Mt. Akina.

Author's notes:

Uhh...I wanted to use the Animerica extra translation of the name of 
Utena's prince because, well...it worked better.  I mean, the name Mr. 
Lickylick is kinda odd...and so is this self insert fic.  You see why I 
had to use it now right?
And uhh...err...part two is coming, if anyone wants to read it.

On another note, this is why your mother told you never to put sugar into 
your glass of cola.

thetami
full of sparkles and sprinkles and sparkly sprinkles (not to be confused 
with sprinkly sparkles)



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