Yo all! 'Bout time I posted to... Anywhere...! 

None of these characters are mine. Blah blah blah. They are owned by the rich and ever famous mangaka Rumiko Takahashi, and some Japanese-animation related companies which don't deserve to get mentioned here as otherwise. ^_^

Okay all, as you can tell, this is one of those, "In response to the burakumin rampage" fics. ^_^

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           Burakumin!
  A Ranma Nibunnoichi 
            fanfiction
 By Seriumu Gojuuhachi
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    It was a peaceful evening at the Tendo dojou. Sitting on top of the roof was Ranma, female at the moment. She sighed. She-

    "Hold it, buster!" Nabiki yelled, as she came running out of the house, "we can't continue this fanfic any longer!"

    The author blinked. "Um, why?" he asked.

    "Because... YOU ARE A BURAKUMIN!"

    Ranma fell of the roof. Gasps could be heard from around the Nerima district. The author stuttered, "it's not true! It's not true!"

    "I have the evidence right here! It shows that you are clearly a burakumin. Come on, guys. We should be heading out of here now. Away from this..." she turned her head back towards the author, "filth."

    Soon the cast members began walking off of the fic. The author tried to keep them, but they went by, not caring as to what he did.

    Ranma approached her father, who was in his regular form at the moment(Panda form! ^_^). "Pops?" she asked. "What's a burakumin?"

    Genma adjusted his glasses, and said, "I don't know. But," he continued, "I believe it means the author isn't legally allowed to drink alchohol."

    "And Nabiki refuses to be in this fic for THAT?"

    Genma shrugged. Suddenly, Ranma mirrored Japanese culture even though she had had no real exposure to it, and exclaimed, "we must get away from that filth!" She ran off the fic.

    The author began crying. It was bad before, but now Onna-Ranma had left the fic! How was he supposed to write that SI-lemon scene now? Ermm, ahem! It wasn't fair! All of them left, because just he was a burakumin!

    He blinked. He blinked again. Then he got a clever idea! He grinned, then proceeded to laugh maniacally.

    Later...

    Akane latched on to Ranma, as if he were her only lifeline(and she was on the million dollar question :P). "Oh, Ranma! It's so horrible! My family. They..-"

    "It will be all right, Akane. We're in this together, right? At least now we know we love each other, right?"

    She nodded. "But still..." she trailed on, "I wish this hadn't happened!"

    Suddenly, Ranma's cursed form split. And there was much rejoicing on his part. His split female form stared at the regular form. The author came suddenly by, and whisked her away, laughing maniacally again.

    He smiled. Finally things in this fic were turning out good. And he all owed it to a few papers.

    In his left arm, he carried a stack of papers. If one were to read them, it would show the ancestry for every one of the Ranma characters...
 
And they were all burakumin!

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  The End!
 Bwahahaha!
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All right! There's my burakumin spamfic! Nice, happy ending there, ne? ^_^ Heh, bet you people never thought the day would come when I wrote a fic of any kind, didn't ya?!

Like it, hate it, flames or otherwise, please do tell me at Seriumu@hotmail.com!


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