Subject: [FFML] [spamfic] Mystery Meat
From: Raja
Date: 6/23/2001, 12:29 AM
To: ffml@anifics.com

All characters depicted herein are the property of Rumiko Takahashi; Used without permission.  (I'll try to return them before anyone notices)

Somehow, I feel the need to apologize for this one in advance....

Anyone curious about what's up with my OMG fic, "Obeying Destiny," see the note at the end....

And of course, huzzah for the return of the FFML!

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Ranma looked nervously at the entrance to the kitchen.  He hoped that the violent noises coming from inside didn't mean that Akane was destroying the kitchen, especially considering how Kasumi reacted the last time.  Why, she almost frowned when she saw it!  Ranma shuddered at the memory.

He looked around the otherwise deserted room and sighed.  *It's funny how everyone else seems to find somewhere else to go when it's Akane's night to cook,* Ranma thought glumly.  *I hope she doesn't try anything too elaborate.*

Ranma turned at the sound of Akane emerging from the kitchen. "Dinner's ready!"  She was carrying two steaming bowls, one of rice, and one of something that looked vaguely like curry.

Ranma stifled his sigh of relief.  *Oh, good, she cooked something that she knows how to cook.  Kind of.*  However, he almost changed his mind as she placed a helping in front of him.  The smell was...different.  He looked up at Akane, who was watching him expectantly.

Nervously, he picked up a morsel and gingerly put it in his mouth. If anything, the taste was even odder than the smell.  Ranma couldn't quite put his finger on what it was.  On the other hand, it was edible, and Ranma thought that maybe he should just count his blessings.

Akane smiled in relief as she saw her fianc� swallow her cooking without gagging.  Much.  "Do you like it?"

"Uh....  It tastes kind of different from last time, Akane," Ranma replied, deftly (he thought) changing the subject.  "What did you put in this?"

"Here, I'll show you!"  Akane quickly got up and ran into the kitchen.  She soon returned with some unopened cans.  "I got a lot of these on special at the market...."

Ranma lost track of what Akane was saying, as he focused on one of the cans she was holding.  Feeling a little queasy, he jumped up and excused himself hurriedly.

Akane watched him run up to the bathroom in confusion.  This was rapidly replaced by anger.  "Ranma!  How DARE you snub my cooking again!"  She threw down the cans and chased after him.

Unattended, the assortment of cans rolled to a halt.  They were each clearly labeled with their contents -- "Godzilla Meat."

***

Author's Note:

Erm.... sorry about that....

[ducks under table]

This piece of fluffy nothingness was inspired (inflicted) by this brief article published in the St. Paul Pioneer Press on Monday, June 18, 2001.

Oh no! You ate Tokyo!

In Japan, you can now find the monster that flattened a nation -- in a can.

"Godzilla Meat," actually 3.5 ounces of corned beef from Tokyo toy-maker Takara
Co., is packaged with pictures of the stomping, fire-breathing, irradiated lizard made famous by Toho movies that started coming out in the 1950s, after U.S. hydrogen bomb tests in the South Pacific supposedly created the radioactive monstrosity.

For the full article, click on this link.
http://www.pioneerplanet.com/living/skinny/67044.htm

And for those of you who are wondering where chapter 4 of "Obeying Destiny" is, well, I'm about half way through it.  Work on it is going slowly, due to the fact that I'm changing jobs at the moment (I'm in the JET Programme, I leave at the end of July).  I hope to have it done and posted, here and on my website, within the next two weeks.  Let's see if I can stick to one of my deadlines this time....

Raja
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http://atendido.home.mindspring.com
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