-not to mention wrongly spelled-
Below stage we find people buissy writting, writting and trying to make the best out of a bad thing.
The list was going down.
Life was over.
Hell on earth.
Gary Kleppe -Admin- a fine writer
Cherry Tiger -Admin- I never realised you were WhiteWolf until it was to late..
and there were others.
People that had been writting fics for years.
and people that just now had had the opportunity to be blessed by the light and start writting.
a small boy not even turned seven sitting and wriiting a Slayer fic..
an old man at his late sixthies writting some lemon..
a middleaged woman writting spam.
a young man eating spam.
People writting or umm rather spewing out Mst's ...
All people loving the list.
sure it had its ups and downs but still it was a great way of watching yourself grow as a person.
Now the list was going down, and there wasn't even anyone the people could blame.
The reason the list went down wasn't because somebody was cheap or malignant. No the reason the list went down was because as with all beautiful things.. they tend to die.
It was all such a waste!
In a quite corner we find a young girl sobbing.. umm well laughing..
no waith.. umm ..
Byooki: huh huh hu hu hu...
Man: hey why you laughing? the lis is going down!
Byooki: I am not laughing you freak! I am crying!
Man: -_-0 heh even in the end to steal lines from manga and anime.. when are you ever going to get a life???
Byooki: HEY! I got a life! anyway I thought it was really rotten!
Man: ??? pardon?
Byooki: the latest manga with Ranma! I mean they didn't translate it well at all! whatever happened with "Transgender Bitch" and "Pantyhose Jerk!" ??
I mean the translation done on the internet is so much better !!!
Man: umm .. what does this got to do with anything?.. and why are we talking as if we were in a RPG?
Byooki: .. Now Thats a secret!
Man: Just die!
Byooki: gee now I feel a whole lot better.. so were was I.. oh yeah.. I was about to give you this script.. .. make sure The play their part to the letter!
Man: Stop with the Puns you aren't funny!
Sugar Daddy Productions presents:
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The crazy long inadiquate name for this fic
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Ryouga and Ranma-chan walks in on a bar.
Well this is kinda odd seeing as noone of them should drink. Ryouga drinking a depresive? and Ranma that can't even hold a bottle of 90% Brandy?
Anyway..
"Gee, Ranma you look awfully cute today.."
Ryouga gets a barstool over his head
"I told you not in public!"
The other patrons doesn't seem to notice..
considering this is a martial arts bar it isn't that strange.. umm yes..
Ryouga shakes his head as Ranma flashes him a quick smile and jumps up on the barstool. Maybe if he could get her drunk she would see things more his way.
"Okay okay.. i'm sorry.. but you can't say I aint right..
umm yeah.. we should get something to drink.."
Ranma looks at him for a moment..
the moment passes..
"WELL???"
Ryouga blinks.
"Well what?"
Ranma looks at him intently
"arent you going to order???"
Ryouga blinks, again.
"Why don't you?"
Ranma massages her head as if she was getting a headache.
"Because men should order for their cute ladies"
Ryouga blinks... again.. .. yep..
"cute lady? were?"
Ryouga swivels arround and isn't able to block the table crashing down onto his head. After a moment when he deems the situation safe he crawls out from under it chuckling.
"Okay.. I Give in I was only kidding.. you are right I should order.."
Ranma nods.
"and pay, porkchops.."
Ryouga blinks.. again.. for ,, umm the fifth time?
"Hey mister if you got an eyeproblem I am sorry but we don't sell medicine here.. well not that kind anyway"
A large anvil falls down from the ceiling and hits the barkeep over his head.. and the fic went up another notch on the crapy scale.
"Umm,, that 's okay.. Ill just get a beer.."
The barkeep does'nt respond.. and Ryouga suddenly remembers his lines..
"oh yeah.. I forgot.. we were supposed to read theese stupid lines.. to get on the fic.. umm well here goes nuthin'."
Ryouga takes out a peice of paper Ranma peering over his shoulder as he begins to read it.
"Hit me!"
The barkeep punches Ryouga into the wall.
"oh that's rich.. who came up with this crap anyway?"
Ranma says as she watches Ryouga lying unconcious on the floor.
"umm guess its my turn.."
She pics up a piece of paper and turns to the barkeep.
"Fill me up!"
The barkeep looks up a lecherous smile creeping on his face.
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Man:O_o!
Byooki: oki guys that's a rape!
.. I mean rap!
Man: you sick or something? is this your last contribution to the list before it goes down???
Byooki:umm yeah.. there a problem or something mister?
Man: no.. .. I guess I should have learned by now.. *sigh*
Byooki: yep.. you sure should [insert manical laughter 777] GIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The lives of those who read things like this surrely can't be that important.. so maybe its a good thing that the list is going down... so that all of us can slowly rott away at our own pace..
Then again.
If our Love was Eternal!
What would it be??
Life of a single flower.
So fragile
so Free�!
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