This is a short fic making fun of how juraians have no
problem with marrying within the family. It also kinda
makes fun of the dubbed version of TM. Personally, I
think that the English voice of Tenchi sounds a lot
like kermit the frog. Anyway, hope you laugh or
something. Made in less than 15minutes.
On the planet Jurai a lone prince landed on the
bountiful planet.
His mission to seduce the princess of Jurai, Ayeka.
Ayeka: "Who are you?"
Kermit: "I am prince kermit of Froggalon. My beautiful
Ayeka."
Ayeka: "Beautiful Ayeka? If you have come to win my
heart than think
again frog. My heart and soul belong to Tenchi
Masaki."
Kermit: "I do not wish to replace your love, but to
fill it. Besides
isn't he your nephew."
Ayeka blushes "Y..ye...yes...bu...but...but I love
him."
Kermit: "Ayeka show me your big boobies so that I may
suck and lick
them. Then we can have children from which
you may have sexual
relations."
Ayeka: "Oh Kermit! Your as big as my dear brother
Yosho! Maybe even....BIGGER!"
Kermit: "Ayeka my sweet! Come with me to Froggalon
where I shall shag you rotten everyday."
Ayeka: "Yes I will marry you but first I must get
permission from my father."
Kermit: "Will he say yes?"
Ayeka: "He'll say yes no matter what!"
Later that day Ayeka seeks an audience with the king
of Jurai
King: "My dear Ayeka what is it you desire today?"
Ayeka: "Oh daddy I am so in love with a man that I
wish to marry."
King: "this is wonderful news. I am so glad to hear
that you are not a lesbien. So who is this
strapping lad that you wish to marry. Your
cousin Daemien, your grandson Mephisto, your...."
Ayeka: "No daddy! This man is not related to me."
The kings face turns red, "AYEKA! You know the rules.
No Jurain has ever married a non relative."
Ayeka: "But Daddy! I love him. I love my kermy."
King: "WHAT! KERMIT! I SHALL USE MY POWERS TO DESTROY
THIS KERMIT!"
Ayeka: "No DADDY! If you do I shall sell my tree to
the space Witch Ursula."
King: "But then Disneyyensid could sue us for
copyright infrignment."
Ayeka: "Then I have no choice I must do what I must
do."
The king gets a smile on his face as Ayeka sits on his
lap. "Daddy your about to get the lap
dance of your life." "There there Ayeka you've always
known how to harden my heart."
Ayeka blushes.
That night Ayeka woke up in bed next to her father and
her two mothers.
Ayeka "Mom get your boobs out of my face."
Misake "I'm terribly sorry Ayeka. I thought you wished
to nurse again."
Ayeka " I haven't nursed on you since I was 1000 years
old."
Misake "So has your father said yes?"
Ayeka "He said yes several times. So I figuered after
the 30th time I would ask him about my
marriage again."
Misake "You are as sly as I was." she laughs out loud
The two of them grin at each other and then begin
lesbien activities.
The next morning Ayeka found Kermit and the marriage
ceremonies began.
Kermit "You've made this the happiest day of my life."
Ayeka: "Same here."
VOICE: "StOp BaD mAnN CuNt MaRrY AyEkA. Me wIlL UsE mY
JuRaIn PoWeRs To StOp YoU."
Ayeka: "Bizarro NO! I can't mate with you like a wild
monkey anymore because I'm
getting married."
Bizarro: "AyEkA cOuSin No LiKe BiZaRrO?"
Ayeka: "No Bizarro I love you very much my
grand-cousin" and she mutters to herself, "and your so
surprisingly well hung."
Bizarro: "OhKaY, mE wIlL wAtCh AyEkA gEtTuM aRrIeD."
Ayeka: "Thank you Bizarro."
The ceremony ended and the honey moon began on
Froggalon.
Ayeka "Is this really necessary"
Kermit "Yes posing in obviously triple X possitions
turns me on and taking pictures of it only
makes me Randier."
Ayeka "So then when do you want to do it with me?"
Kermit "Soon Ayeka."
Ayeka thinks to herself "I guess it is okay that he
hasn't jumped my bones yet since I'm pregnant
with daddy's child again."
Epilogue:
Kermit and Ayeka lived happily as trailer trash on the
planet Froggalon. For you see Kermit
was not a real prince, he just lied on his "WHO WANTS
TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE" application.
Months Later in a space dock....
Ryoko is in a bar.
Ryoko "Give me another double"
Bartender "Aye."
Ryoko "Oh and pass me that calender"
The bartender grins, "one of those eh? heh heh. I'll
fix that."
Ryoko "Oh, I'm too much woman for you."
She seductively lures him in, grabs him and then
throws him across the room. Acting
like nothing happened, she hands ryo-ohki a carrot
guzzles her saki and looks at the
calender with the naked Ayeka on it.
Ryoko grins and then bursts out laughing.
The EnD :P
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