Subject: [FFML] Re: [FFML][SPAMFIC][RANMA] does ANYTHING go?
From: "Darklord Kerbros" <reddragon1977@hotmail.com>
Date: 10/6/2000, 8:14 PM
To: conklin@eng.usf.edu, ffml@fanfic.com

I had to say something about this one.
Gomen.

From: "Joseph R. Conklin" <conklin@eng.usf.edu>
To: Fanfic MailingList <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML] [FFML][SPAMFIC][RANMA] does ANYTHING go?
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 18:18:34 -0700

  Anything Goes Martial Arts Sheepherding
Beats the Heck out of Martial Arts Chicken Ranching!

a demented little spamfic by Joe Conklin
I agree.

 Ranma Saotome sat in the corner of Uchhans scowling at her patrons.
They were intimidated by the ire of his gaze, and had cleared away from
him. Ukyo was mildly annoyed by the affront to her customers, but knew
her fiance was having a bad day and was leaving it at that.
Well, He would be hers if that blasted amazon bimbo would leave him alone, not to metion that dreanged gymnist and that violent tendo girl.

 The doors to Ucchans opened and in walked... a cute Japanese girl that
seemed just a little muscular? She saw Ranma in the corner and her eyes
narrowed. Glancing around she sat down next to him.

 "Are you Saotome Ranma?" she asked.

 "Who wants to Know?!" he nearly snarled. <Just Great! This is not what
I need right now!>
"I....I... got a package for you", She shivered.


 "I, ..why are you yelling at me?" Her stammered responce became a
demand.

 "Look lady, you don't know the shit I have to put up with around here!
And I get no respect from nobody! Did you see that building that's
collasped next door! I got in a fight with the guy that knoked it apart
trying to kill me! There's always some crazy incredibally strong or
skilled martial artist trying to beat the shit out of me! Hell I even
fought a friggin' god for cryin' out loud. I never loose. You think
they'd know me as Saotome Ranma, the greatest Martial Artist in the
world, but NOoo.."
"I also cleared up the US tax code but NOo!"

 "Hell, I got four women after me! I got them all engaged to me! Akane
says she don't want me but she for damn sure ain't lettin me go. I can't
think of any man who wouldn't want any of these girls, but do the people
in this town call me Saotome Ranma the Cassanova? NOoo.."
"Instead the call me Saotome Ranma the pervert henti.."

 "For Kami's-sake I even got a damn curse that turn's me into a girl.
It's so hard to stay manly like this But I am a Man upon Men damnit! I
aint gonna let this damn curse turn me into a girly-wus! Do you think
they give me credit for even that? NOoo.."

 He glared back at the other patrons who had been wispering among
themselves. "I swear, you sleep with one damn sheep in this town..."
Baa.

 The girl stood up, shocked. Her eyes grew wide as she stumbled out the
door.

 When it was sure that she was gone Ranma lept upon the table. "Yes, It
worked, I don't have another fiance!" <I'll have to hand it to Pop. This
idea of his was actually hairbrained enough to work for a change.>

 Meanwhile, outside:

 She stumbled down the road in a daze. "I, I have never..."

 She paused and found her focus.

 "I have never heard of such dedication to Martial Arts Sheepherding in
my life! Oh father, thank you so much for arranging this marriage!" She
raised her arm, heavily muscled from years of pracicing her art on
moutain medows, and swore. "Saotome Ranma, you will be mine!"

 Genma felt a chill.. so he put on his new wool gi...

Not to be continued....

again I must say
Gomen.
I had to do this please don't hurt me! :(
Red Dragon


Baby Dragon: I am really hungry!
Momma Dragon< sees two travlers a thin man and a fat man: Well okay you can eat the skinny one too much fat is not good for you.

Lo! thy dread empire, Chaos! is restor'd;
Light dies before thy uncreating word:
Thy hand, great Anarch! lets the curtain fall;
And universal darkness buries all.


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