The disclaimer, practically every character here is NOT mine.  They all belong to their respective company.  I am using a lot of them, so I can't list them all.  Beside, I am gonna add more series to the story later on.  Don't sue me.  You won't get a penny out of me.  Trust me, you won't.  For others, there are SOME characters I made up, but who cares?  I don't.


Ranma Crossover fanfic

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Ah heck, read at your own risk.





STALLION

Chapter 10.




< Visiting the relatives are always fun... I guess... >



Part 2




Near the Masaki house, a car was running on the mountain pass.  Inside were Nobuyuki and a young girl who was no older than ten.  The girl was no one other than Mayuka herself, the genetically engineered daughter of Masaki Tenchi.  After her gem was retrieved, Mayuka had been artificially aged by Washu, since all of them really missed the cheerful young girl.(3)  So she was technically Nobuyuki's granddaughter.

Although her birth was a little complicated mess, Nobuyuki paid no heed at the fact as he cared for the child very dearly.  In his eyes, she was simply his granddaughter whom he was lucky enough to see so early in his life.

"So, how was seeing Taro?  Wasn't he cute?"  Nobuyuki asked the excited girl.

"Uh-huh!  He was really really cute!  He looks like papa, so I like him!"

"Well it's good to hear.  It's true he looks like Tenchi."

"Yeah, he really looks like him!  Wait.  Do you think papa will be home?  I really missed him!"

"Um... I think so... he DID say he was coming back early in the afternoon..."

"Yay!  Papa!  Papa!"

"Now now.  Don't jump around in the car.  You might get hurt or something."

"OOPSIE.  Sorry, grandpa."

"No problem, Mayuka-chan."  'Ah she called me grandpa!  Oh dear Achika!  You must be watching this from up in heaven!  Our son has nurtured such a cute girl as our grandchild.  You must be proud!'

"Grandpa?"

"Huh?  What's wrong, Mayuka-chan?"

"Our house is weird."

"Eh?"  For a second, he didn't see what she meant by that.  He quickly understood when he saw his house in the view.  He understood even more clearly when the sofa in the living room burst out of the wall after a loud explosion.  "What the?!"

Nobuyuki parked the car and quickly got off, followed by Mayuka who hummed as she jumped off the car.  Nobuyuki panicked as he watched more furnitures and their pieces flying out of either the holes on the wall or the broken windows.  "What is going on here?!?"

Just at that moment, a vase flew out of a hole and landed squarely on his head.  Naturally the vase was shattered.  Nobuyuki's head was fine, but his mind wasn't.  Not being able to handle the shock, it just decided to take a break and go to its vacation home in the Land of Unconscious.

Seeing her grandfather knocked out cold, Mayuka blinked.  She lightly slapped his face a couple of times but he refused to open his eyes.  Not being able to wake him up, she tried to drag him into the house.  But the sleeping man was too heavy for her to handle alone.  Mayuka shrugged her shoulders and walked toward the door.  Maybe her papa might be able to bring him inside.



"Not bad, Ranma-chan.  I do admit you are good.  But not good enough!"

"We will see about that, old man!"

"Ranma, stop!  Look what you did to the house!"
"Yosho-niisan!  This is not the time nor the place!  Compose yourself!"
"Shut up, princess!  I haven't had fun like this for quite some time!  Let them fight it out!"
"Wow, you are so good, Saotome-san!  Don't you think so, Washu-chan?"
"Grrrr.  Mihoshi, can't you see I am busy?  Trying to set up a recording device in this short notice is not that easy even for a genius like me."
"Tenchi-san?  Get a hold of yourself, Tenchi-san!"
"Tenchi-niichan, wake up!  Tenchi-niichan!"
"Tenchi-san?  Tenchi-san?  Can you hear me?"

Kreek!

"I am home!  Eh?  Sasami-neechan?  What's wrong?"

"Eck!  Mayuka-chan?"

It was then when Mayuka saw her dear daddy lying on the floor.  "Aaaaah!!  Papa!!  What happened?!"

Her voice wasn't all that loud, but amazingly it caught everyone's attention, inculding the two combatants.  All of their eyes were now focused on the crying girl who was desparately shaking the unconscious Tenchi.  Sasami tried to calm her down.  "Mayuka-chan, you mustn't shake him that much..."

"Papa!  Wake up, papa!"

The silence lasted in the room, aside the occasional crying of the ten-years old.  It didn't last long though, as the shocked scream of Ranma and Akane rang throughout the house.

"PA, PAPA?!?!?!?!?!!!!"




"Rei-chan!  Rei-chan!  Where are you?"

"Coming already!  You don't have to yell, you know!  I can hear you fine!"

Rei grumbled as she walked to the front yard where her grandfather was yelling his lungs out.  She was so into her thoughts that she didn't notice Yuuichirou greeting her.

"Good morning, Rei... Rei?"

But Rei didn't answer back.  The young priestess was still too tired from chasing a pervert last night and was even more agitated due to the fact that she still didn't get to punish that old lech up to her satisfaction.  In fact, neither she nor her friends had even managed to land a hit on him.  'Well he won't get away next time!  I will Flame Sniper his ass down to hell itself!'

"Um... Rei-chan?"

"WHAT?!?"

"Eh... are you done strangling Yuuichirou?  I am not a doctor, but I am sure purple is not the natural skin color for humans."

"Huh?  What are you talking about...  OOPS!"

Rei hurriedly let go of her hand which somehow made its way up to Yuuichirou's neck.  Making a very unhealthy sound from his throat, Yuuichirou slowly slumped down on the ground before passing out.  Seeing this, Rei's grandfather just shook his head in disapproval.  "Really, Rei.  What were you thinking?"

"Aaack!  Yuuichirou, you alright?"

"I don't think he is alright, especially with the way you are shaking him.  If you don't stop right now he'll be a goner pretty soon."

"Shut up and help me out here, grandpa!"



About 10 minutes later, the three residents of the Hikawa Shrine were now in a room.  One of them was still unconscious though.  Yuuichirou was now lying on a futon, with a wet towl on his forehead.  Rei, who had a shameful expression on her face, sat next to the futon, casting nervous glance at the currently unconscious member of the house.  The priest shook his head, disapprovingly.

"You did a good job on him, Rei.  Another minute and he would be bowing to his ancestors right about now."

"Aw shut up!  It wasn't intentional."

"Whatever your intention lied, it doesn't change the fact that you incapacitated him.  And here I was about to ask him to run an errand for me. Oh well, at least I got you."

"Huh?  What do you mean?"

"Didn't you hear what I just said?  Yuuichirou was supposed to run an errand for me today.  Now SOMEBODY knocked him out cold, so SOMEONE else has to do it.  And it WON'T be me."

"Hey, what's the big idea?  I may be your granddaughter, but that doesn't mean I am your servant!  I don't have to do anything if I don't want to.  Why the hell should I?"

"You are in the shrine, Rei.  Watch your language."

"Okay then.  What kind of insane reason inside that senile mind of yours do you have for me to do your stuff?"

"Ever so sincere, I see.  I can always expect love and respect from you."

"No problem."

"I was being sarcastic."

"And you thought I wasn't?"

Soon a staring match began between the old priest and his granddaughter.  Actually it was more like a glaring match.  Still locked eyes-to-eyes with Rei, the priest spoke.

"This is an official affair of Hikawa Shrine, Rei.  It's only right that you do this personally."

"No way.  I was supposed to meet my friends today.  I am NOT throwing away my entire day just because you told me to."

"It's not just because I told you to.  It's because you earned this yourself."

"Huh?  What do you mean?"

"You knocked him out, remember?"  The priest pointed towards the Sleeping-Beast-on-the-futon.

"But, but..."

"I know you didn't mean to, but he is out cold either way, isn't he?"

"But, but..."

"I mean, he meant no harm to you.  He wouldn't do anything to hurt you, Rei. You knew that, didn't you?"

"Butbutbut..."

"All he was doing was trying to get your attention so he can say a "good morning," and BAM!  You choked the daylight out of him!"

"Bubububut..."

"So it's only right that you do his chore for him, at least for today.  Am I wrong?"

"But!"

"No but!  You know, if it was the other way around, Yuuichirou would've gladly done all your chores.  In fact, he would BEG me to do any work so you would be able to rest peacefully.  Isn't that right?"

"......"

"Isn't that right, Rei?"

"......fine."

"What?  I can't hear you.  I must be going "senile" like you said.  What did you just say?"

"I said fine!  Just tell me what I have to do so I can get it over with already!"

With a full grown victory smile on his face, the priest started to explain.  "Well, the thing is..."




"So... let me get this straight.  My grandpa..."  Ranma gestured toward Katsuhito.  "...is some kinda prince of some big empire out in the galaxy or something, who came to Earth 700 years ago to hunt down this bad-ass space pirate... WHO happens to be Ryoko over there."

Ryoko grinned.  "That's right."

Ranma rubbed his head and continued.  "And these two are," he pointed towards Ayeka and Sasami, "are actually his half-sisters and the princesses of this empire who left their home in order to find their brother."

"Uh-huh!"  Sasami nodded.
"That is correct."  Ayeka also agreed.

"Then one day, out of the sky dropped Mihoshi-san, and later came Kiyone-san, who are the galaxy policemen."

"Policewomen."  Kiyone added with a mild twitch.

"Okay okay, policewomen.  Later you guys bumped into this so-called greatest scientist in the world..."

Washu interrupted briefly.  "In the universe, actually.  And it's not "so-called."  It's the fact."

"Whatever.  And Minagi-san, you are sorta like daughter to Washu-...chan(4) because her ex-assistant stole her... egg to create you?"

"Uh-huh."  Minagi happily nodded her head.

"And that girl over there is..."  Ranma turned back to Tenchi, carefully eyeing Mayuka who happily hummed as she clung to her papa's arm.  "...your daughter who was born from some kind of experiment by this weird alien using your B&A..."

"That's DNA."  Washu corrected Ranma again.

"...whatever.  Wow, that's the weirdest thing I have heard in my life!  And I've heard and seen a lot, too!  You wouldn't believe what I went through, man!"

With a skeptism so clear in his voice, Tenchi muttered.  "Don't bet on it, Ranma-chan."

Ranma scratched his chin, thinking of something.  "Still, it's so hard to believe, Ten-chan, that you already have a daughter, technically, although you had never... um... you know... um..."  He blushed as he struggled to finish the sentence.

Tenchi blinked, confused.  "What?"

Washu grinned and spoke teasingly.  "He's asking if you had any experience in "the mating ritual.""

Tenchi blushed badly as he yelled.  "Washu!  Not in front of Mayuka!"

Mayuka asked, confusion and curiosity clear on her face.  "What's that?"

Ryoko grinned as she leaned on Tenchi.  "What she's saying is about a single night of passion and lust, just like the one me and your papa had last night..."

Tenchi staggered, blushing.  "Wha, what are you talking about, Ryoko?!  I wasn't even at home last night!!"

Ayeka also chimed in.  "Leave him alone, you sick monster!  Tenchi-sama would never do anything of that sort with you!!"

"Papa?  What's she talking about, papa?  Is it delicious?(5)  Hmm?  Hmm?"  Mayuka asked her papa as she hugged him from behind.

Tenchi sweatdropped as he tried to come up with an answer.  "Eh... I'll tell you when you get older..."

In front of him, another deathmatch of the day was about to happen.

"You want to get it on, you stuck-up princess?!"
"Ohohohoh!  I guess so.  After all, that's all you can think of, isn't it?  What a brutal and savage psycho you are."

"What did you say?!"  Some sparks appeared around Ryoko as her eyes shoot daggers at Ayeka.

"Hah!  You don't scare me, you disgusting monster!"  Ayeka's logs materialized around her as she glared right back at the ex-space pirate.

"Not again..."  Tenchi sighed in defeat.  If things had escalated this much already there was no way they would stop now.  All he could do, without being hospitalized that was, was just to watch the fight and hope for the best, or in this case, the minimum damage to the house.  Then he felt a sudden tap on his shoulder.  He turned around to see his cousin's face already within whispering distance.

"Hey, Ten-chan.  Are they..."  Ranma eyed both sides to make sure that everyone was paying attention to the about-to-be fight instead of them, then spoke to Tenchi in barely audible voice.  "...your... you know, fiancees?"

"Wha, what?!"  Tenchi staggered.  "What are you talking about?"

"I am asking if they are your fiancees, or girlfriends at least."

"Well, um, that is, eh..."  Tenchi was barely able to get the words out of his throat, but somehow they didn't make any good sentence.  'What should I tell him?  Or how should I put it in front of THEM?  I don't want to get myself in trouble like before...  Who knows how Ryoko and Ayeka-san would react... whether I agree or not...'

While Tenchi failed to come up with an explanation, Ranma did what the most Saotomes did in such a situation.  He came up with one himself.  After that, he did the most typical behaviour of Saotome species.  In other words, he put his foot in his mouth.

"Man, it must run in blood or something.  I understand your predicament, buddy."

"You, you do?"

"Oh yeah.  I got a bunch of fiancees myself.  Can't count them all, you know."

"Eh?"  Tenchi blinked.  What was Ranma talking about?

Of course, that was the precise moment when the ladies in the room stopped what they were doing and started to listen what the young Saotome had to say.  Needless to say they weren't so happy about it.  'He has MORE than one fiancee?!?'

Akane smacked her forehead.  'That idiot!  Can't he keep his mouth shut for a sec?  I thought he changed a bit, but not enough!  I gotta do something or he will get himself in trouble!  AGAIN.'

Ranma, of course, didn't feel the glares of the women that were directed solely on him.  "Boy, you wouldn't believe the mess I am in.  The worst of all, I am living with the most UNcute one of them all!"

With a vein popping on her forehead, Akane instantly changed her mind.  'Nah.  Let him be.  He's gonna get what he deserves.'

Heedless to his surrounding, which was now more than deadly serious, Ranma kept on going.  "Well, I guess I can't complain.  I am living with only ONE uncute fiancees.  You are living with whole bunch of them!  Wahahahah!!  Oh man, I crack me up."

'And THEY are gonna make sure you STAY cracked up, Ranma my boy.'  Katsuhito sadly shook his head as he edged away from his now laughing grandson.

Nobuyuki took the hint long before and was now running for the upstair.  Tenchi would have followed his father if he wasn't so frozen up by the fear. His eyes were buldged up as he helplessly watched the group of scorned ladies slowly advancing towards him and his clueless cousin.  "Ra, Ranma... surely you don't mean it, do you?"

"Hell yeah!  I'm telling you, all girls are nothing but trouble... hey, Ten-chan?  What's wrong?  You look so pale, man!  Are you okay?"

But Tenchi couldn't make a reply as his eyes widened even further at the approaching Ladies of Doom.  'I am okay, Ranma, but you won't be when they get over with you...'

"Hey, Ten-chan?  Ten-chan?  Yo, you listening to me..."  Ranma trailed off in mid-sentence when he finaly noticed the dark shadow coming over him from behind.  He didn't have to look back to what was standing there.  Ranma was quick with his mouth so often that he could easily deduce what was going to happen to him now.  It might have been better if he couldn't though, since nothing he would say at this point could help his situation in any way...  He still tried to, however, as he nervoulsy scratched his head.

"He, hey...  How are you doing, guys?  You, you guys don't look happy much..."

"Oh, don't worry, Ranma-dono..."  Washu grinned menacingly as Ryoko cracked her knuckles.  "...we'll be happy again soon.  VERY soon..."  The rest of girls agreed with an emphatetic nod, gritting their teeth.

Ranma cringed as he slowly backed away.  Unfortunately his back was blocked by Tenchi, who was still frozen by the terror.  Both boys now had their backs on the wall, as they fearfully watched the slow, but sure advance of the scorned girls.

"Just, just a sec!  I, I have to... have to... go to the carrot field!  That's it!  I must get some carrots for Ryo-ohki!  Sorry, Ranma-chan, but I gotta go!"  The Juraian prince desparately tried to make a late escape, but he was, well, late.

Not only that, Ranma suddenly grabbed onto Tenchi.  "No, you can't, Ten-chan!  Don't leave me here with them!  You gotta get me outta here!"

"Let go of me, Ranma-chan!  I have nothing to do with this!"

"Hey, man!  Come on, couz!  Help me out here!"

Akane shook her head sadly.  'That idiot is really gonna get it this time.  Oh well, I might as well get Sasami and Mayuka out of here.  I don't know what they are gonna do to him, but it sure can't be good for these kids' mental health.'

"Now now, Sasami-chan, Mayuka-chan.  Let's go out and play."

"Huh?  What's the hurry, Akane-neesan?"

"Play, play!  Hurray!  Let's go, Sasami-neechan!  Play, play!"

"I'll explain when you get older.  Now, hurry up."

"Um, okay."

"Play, play!"

"Myah, myah!"

Ryo-ohki didn't know what was going on, but she happily followed the three.

Akane led the two girls out of the house.  Seeing Ryo-ohki hop outside, she closed the door.  Just as she turned around, the house was shaken by a terrified scream of her fiance that chilled her down to her bone.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!"

Crash!  Bam!  Kaboom!  Crack!  Wam!  Boom!

After the scream, the house was filled with battle noises and cracking sounds, occasionally followed by Tenchi's desparate pleas.  "Ryoko, watch that sword!  You almost sliced me!  Eck!  Be careful, Ayeka-san!  It's me, Tenchi!  Washu-chan, calm down!  Put that cannon down!  Gah!  Kiyone-san, not the gun, not the gun!  Eh?  No!  Mihoshi-san!  Not there!  It's my..."

Wham!

"......it's...my......urgh......"(6)

Two young girls blinked for a while as they stood there listening to the now wimpering voice of Tenchi, but shrugged their shoulders.

"Must be fighting again.  Don't they ever get tired of it?"  Sasami sighed.

"I wanna see the fight... it sounds fun..."  Mayuka pondered whether she should go in and watch or not.

Before the surprised Akane could stop the girl, Sasami shook her head disapprovingly.  "No, Mayuka-chan.  Let's leave them alone."

"Yes, Mayuka-chan.  Sasami's right!"  Akane quickly nodded as she tried to divert Mayuka's attention.

"Let's play with Akane-neechan.  I know!  How about we go to the carrot field ourselves?" Sasami asked Mayuka.

"Carrot field?"  Mayuka blinked.  Why the carrot field?

"Myah, myah!"  Needlessly to say, Ryo-ohki was ecstatic.

"Ye, yes!  Carrot field, that's it!  Let's go, huh?"  Akane eagerly agreed.  'If I don't get them out of here, they might get inside and see... Brrrrr...'

Sasami continued.  "Yeah, carrot field.  Tenchi-niichan said he had to go get some carrots, didn't he?  Let's do that instead today.  After all, we can see them fighting all the time, right?"

Bam!

Not noticing the hard crash of Akane's face on the ground, Mayuka cheerfully nodded her head.  "Okay!  Let's go!  Carrot, carrot!"

"Myah, myah!"

"Eh?  Mayuka-chan!  Slow down!"

But the youngest Masaki, well, technically youngest, didn't listen to the mild protest of Sasami.  She just kept dragging the blue-haired girl away, leaving Akane still down on the dirt.

"Myan, myah!"

"Carrot, carrot!"

"Mayuka-chan!"

"......"



Part 2 ends.
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