Evangelion Fanfiction Review!
[Camera pans up to a darkened figure behind a desk. It stops and the lights
come on. A boy about the age of 17 sits there holding a piece of paper,
wearing a Maison Ikokku "Piyo Piyo" shirt. A name flashes under him. It
reads "Kevin Callahan."]
<Kionon> Hello, this is Kevin Callahan reporting for the Evangelion
Fanfiction Review! You may have noticed the change from "Great Melting Pot,"
but I assure you, it is for the better! Our Special Edition Fic is none
other than:
[Screen pops up next to Kevin's head.]
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| From: goodmor^Ning
<Vexron@netscape.net> |
| To:
ffml@fanfic.com |
| Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic][Eva] Waves |
| Date: 3 Aug 00 20:48:15 EDT |
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<Kionon> I found this spamfic to be a hilarious interpretation of the side
effects of Human Completion. It was a catch-ending based spamfic, as most
are, and it was short enough to remain funny. Out of a possible five stars,
as will be the new rating, I give it a three, because it was a spamfic, but
a funny one. If you want to read it, go ahead, if you don't, it's not
important enough to worry about.
<Kionon> And now for the attention impaired, the condensed EFR (Evangelion
Fanfiction Review.)
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Title: Waves.
Author: Goodmor[Ning]
Rating: * * *
Date Sent To FFML: 3 Aug 00 20:48:15 EDT
Recommendation: Read if you have the time.
Author's Email:
Vexron@netscape.net
[Screen cuts back to Kevin.]
<Kionon> Thanks for staying tuned. Remember, if you want YOUR fic reviewed
on the Evangelion Fanfiction Review, either post it to the FanFic Mailing
list,
ffml@fanfic.com, or send it to
kionon@hotmail.com!
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Evangelion Fanfiction Review (c) Kevin Callahan, 2000. Neon Genesis
Evangelion (c) Gainax and ADV films. If you like the opinions expressed
here, they are those of Kevin Callahan, and do not reflect those of the
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or owner. If you do not like the opinions expressed here, they belong to
someone else entirely, and the staff of Evangelion Fanfiction Review will
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