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Well, you see, there was this one line in Part Nine that got me and a
friend talking, and that discussion rapidly degenerated into...
The Part Nine OMAKE!
"We... we've been together for about three months now, and...
there's something I need to ask you."
Misato propped herself up on her arm. In the dimness of the room,
she could not make out Makoto's expression precisely, but his
furrowed brow indicated that he was troubled. "Go ahead," she
said.
"Would you be interested in... a threesome?"
"WHAT?! With who?"
Makoto pointed towards the door, where Shinji stood, looking
rather sheepish in his boxers and T-shirt.
"Shinji-kun?" Misato asked, scrambling for sheets to cover
herself.
Shinji blushed and pointed to the closet, saying, "It was their
idea."
The closet burst open and Asuka and Kensuke jumped out, each
holding a camera. "Of course!" Asuka said. "Do you have any
*idea* how much money we could make with tapes like that?"
"Yeah!" Kensuke added. "It's just missing one thing..."
"Um, guys?" Kaoru said from the far corner of the room. Misato
swung around to see the fallen angel standing next to Rei. They
were wearing identical lacy blue nightgowns.
"That's perfect!" Kensuke shouted, "Now we've got everyone
covered--even the yaoi fans! What's the problem, though? Don't
tell me you don't want to wear the nightgown, Kaoru!"
Kaoru shook his head. "No, I like the nightgown very much," he
replied, "It is just that blue is not my color. According to my
'Seventeen' magazine, I am an 'autumn' and should wear earth
tones..."
Misato screamed herself awake and looked wildly around the room.
Seeing nobody, she flopped back down on the bed. "*Now* I
remember why I drink myself to sleep every night--my normal
dreams are just too weird," she muttered.
>From under the covers, Makoto groaned, "Misato, you're laying on
my arm."
Shinji groaned, "Yeah, well her foot's poking me in the back."
Kaoru laughed nervously. "Um, that is me... and it is not a
foot..."
"I should say not," Rei interjected, "It is precisely seven
inches long."
>From the closet, Asuka shouted, "Can't you quiet down? *Some* of
us are *trying* to get some sleep!"
Misato screamed.
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Inspired by NGE lemons everywhere.
Sparky
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