This is supposed to be FUNNY. It is not supposed to be serious in any way.
And I don`t own any of the charecters. Ranma is from Ranma 1/2, Tenchi is
from Tenchi Muyo, Keichii is from Ah! My Goddess, Miaka is from Fushigi
Yuugi, Kagome is from Inu-Yasha, and Ataru is from Urusei Yatsura.
In the end: A Mega-crossover Fic Part 1: Invataitions and arrivals - by
Toki-chan
Ranma woke up late. He laid in his bed and wondered why it was so quite
in the house. Nobody had come to wake him up. "Where is everyone?" Ranma
wondered aloud as he walked through the empty house. He found a cold meal and
a note stating that everyone had gone out in the kitchen. As he ate he
decided to sort through the mail. "Lets see ... for Nabiki... Nabiki...
Kasumi... Nabiki... Mr. Tendo... Akane and the pigtailed girl? JUNK! Oh,
here's one for me! Dear Ranma," He read ",Due to your extreme trouble with
girls you have been choosen to be part of the wacky TV show, "In The End",
where six troubled people live together for a week, and then compete to see
who's the best and worse of IN THE END! From, Toki-chan... sounds cool... I
think I`ll try this show out..."
Tenchi woke up to the sounds of fighting, which was not unusual. "I wish
I could have a little peace for once. Who am I kidding? That isn`t gonna
happen," He told himself as he went downstairs. "Goodmorning Tenchi! A letter
cam for you," Sasami greeted. Tenchi opened the letter and read it aloud.
"Dear Tenchi, due to your trouble with having alien girls fall in love with
you I have decided to invite you to be a guest on me new TV show, "In The
End", Where you will spend a week living with five other people, with
problems simalar and differant that yours, and then compete to see who is the
best and worse off on "In The End" on the eigth day." Tenchi smiled. A week
away from here. Whoever sent this was a god of mercy. Up in her domain
Toki-chan corrected that last phrase. Goddess of no mercy.
Keichii looked at his invitation to "In The End". "This show sounds like
it was created to wreak havok," He thought. He almost decided not to go but
changed his mind when he noticed that the sky had turned purple. Why purple?
Because thats Toki-chan`s favorate color, that's why. Well anyway, he decided
that he wouldn`t argue when he saw the sky.
Miaka woke up to find a letter adressed to her on her face. After reading
it she was both exited and confused. "This letter says that participants get
all the free food they can eat for a whole week! But wait, how will I get to
the hotel I will be staying at?," she cried. She looked up and found that a
large building had apeared. "I guess thats where I`m staying," she stated as
she wandered in to eat some food while she waited for the other participants.
Kagome dug through her bag in search of some ramen for Inuyasha, but
found a letter instead. "Howed this get here?" Kagome wondered as she checked
who it was for, "Me... strange, I don`t remeber putting this here..." She
opened it and read the letter to herself, and then turned pale. "Inuyasha, I
have to leave for 8 days, but then I`ll be back," Kagome stated to her dog
demon friend. "What? Why?" Inuyasha whined. "Because," Said Kagome," If I
don`t go Toki-chan says that she will turn this fic into a lemon..." Inuyasha
wondered what was so bad about that and let a goofy smile cross his face.
"... Between you and Sesshoumaru," Kagome finished. Inuyasha`s grin vanished
and he threw Kagome and her stuff down the well before it was too late. He
then noticed a letter for him on the ground. He smiled as he read what
Toki-chan told him to do. His role would be fun.
Ataru looked around. He had sent Lum off to do some errands for him,
fully intending to leave to the show while she was away, but she kept coming
back to ask questions. He finally decide that she was gone and picked up his
bags when Lum returned. "Darling? What kinds of snacks do you want?" She
asked, "You should be more specific." "Um... I want a giant chocolate bar and
some Cinnamon cookie flavored ice cream," He said. After Lum left agian he
began to leave. "What size ice cream Darling?" Lums voice asked. Ataru
sighed. There better be cute girls at this show, after all he was going
through.
Miaka looked around. She had been waiting a long time and was becoming
full. "Mabey I should have told Tomahome and the others where I went," she
thought as she looked over the list of her roomates for the week. "Let`s
see... one other girl, Kagome, and four guys, Ranma, Tenchi, Keichii, and
Ataru,"she read to herself. Just then she noticed a guy in a Nekomi Tech
t-shirt walking towards her. "I`m Keichii," he said, "Would you be Miaka or
Kagome?" "I`m Miaka," Miaka replied. "You wouldn`t happen to know if they
will be filming us during the week, would you?" Keichii asked. He had been
wondering how much privacy they got here. "They don`t film us during the
week, they just have us live together to make the show more interesting when
filmed," Miaka replied. "Good, let`s go see our room now," Keichii said. They
walked up the the big suite that the participants stayed in and then noticed
something. "Hey," said Miaka, "why are there ten two bed rooms if there are
only six of us?" Toki-chan sat in her room, meanwhile, thinking of more
people to throw into the fic.
Ranma was walking to where the hotel was supposed to be when he met a boy
about his age with a flat face and brown eyes. "I`m Tenchi," The boy said.
"Ranma," Ranma stated, " are you on "In The End" too?" "Yeah... I`m going to
escape my err... girl troubles," Tenchi said. "You too?" Ranma asked, leaving
a confused looking Tenchi. Bothe of them turned the corner, and where there
was once an empty lot, there was know a giant hotel. "Wonder how they got it
up so quick," said Ranma as he bumped into a girl, "Gomen! Did I hurt you?"
"No, I`m Kagome. Are you here for the show?" the girl asked. "Yes, I`m
Ranma," said Ranma. "And I`m Tenchi," added Tenchi. "Let's go meet the
others," suggested Kagome, and they all went up to there suite.
"Ok, now we`re only missing one person, Ataru," Miaka said. They were
waiting on the couch in the living room area of the suite, awaiting the
so-called last guest`s arival. "Hello!" A voice called, and the figure of a
teenage boy came through the door," I`m Ataru, and I will be staying with you
for a while." He then noticed Miaka and glomped her. "This is better than an
Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru lemon, but not by much," Kagome thought. Everyone else
felt the same way.This was going to be a long week...
In the next chapter: The week begins, and more people show up, while
Toki-chan decide how long she will keep her new "pets all locked up in the
suite. And how will our the friends and enemies of our characters react when
they relize that our charecters are gone? find out in Part 2 of In The End!
Authors notes:
OK, how do you like it? this is the longest chapter I`ve ever written for
anything, and it took a lot of work. Do you have any suggestions? Please send
any C&C to Sarah0686@aol.com!