You really don't want to know. *sweatdrop*
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-- File: otherteaser.txt
Warning: This teaser contains some volatile language. Most of the
opening text is taken word-for-word off of the Video Girl Ai blurb,
but there are a number of significant alterations, especially toward
the end.
Have fun. ^_^;
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Products of My Imagination proudly presents...
[when it hurts to see a friend's tears]
With no parents at home, the only one Yota Moteuchi has to answer
to is himself. But there's a downside to being all alone in a big
house in Tokyo--for one thing, it's awfully lonely.
[when your own heart's breaking]
A day spent with Moemi, the girl at school he likes, seems to bring
them closer together, but that's when she makes him a tearful
confession:
"There's a guy at school I like, but he doesn't like me back."
[they're here for you]
Out wondering the streets, Yota looks up to see a ship he'd never
noticed before: Gokuraku, as in "paradise" or "bliss." Nervous he'll
be spotted in the wrong place at the wrong time, Yota quickly pulls a
video off the shelf, one that looks promising, but not _too_
promising...
[no matter how hard you try]
...a copy of Clerks.
JAY: What the _fuck_ are we doing here, man? I wanna go back home.
Noonch.
Now two drug dealers from Red Bank, New Jersey being charged with
fixing Yota's romantic problems...
JAY: Lemme tell ya, me and Silent Bob are gonna get back your chick
for you. Then you're gonna show us where we can get LAID, huh?
And if you got that kinky massage parlor shit goin', I don't mind
or nothin'...
YOTA: [buries his face in his hands] Oh, no.
...and they're gonna spice up Yota's life in the process...
YOTA: What's that on my living room table?!
JAY: A big-bam-biggedy blunt, what the fuck else does it look like?
Girl Scout cookies?
NIMAII: [enters Yota's house] I smell a party! Pass me the munchies!
YOTA: [buries his face in his hands] Oh, no.
...whether he likes it...
JAY: Get a load of THIS! [unzips pants]
MOEMI: [points and giggles at Jay]
JAY: [reddens] It's just cold in here! And I doubt loverboy there's
any better! [points to Nimaii] Shit. Even twinkydink duckfucker
Yota's gotta be better than this guy!
MOEMI: [looks meaningfully at Yota] Moteuchi-kun?
YOTA: [buries his face in his hands] Oh, no.
...or not.
[shot of Silent Bob flying across the house and slamming into a wall,
breaking it.]
YOTA: [buries his face in his hands] Oh, no.
Video Guy Jay.
Not coming to the FFML anytime soon.
Be thankful.
YOTA: Sunuchi buchi--
JAY: Not even close, fuckhead. [fwaps Yota on the back of the head]
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