Sorry.
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Songfic
-Jingle bells remix #1
[Jingle bells]
Ranma stands on the roof, jingling bells, with Akane looking on, confused.
[Batman smells]
Genma-panda and Soun pass out as Batman walks by, stink lines visible, like
in cartoons.
[Robin laid an egg]
Ranma is still on the roof, jingling bells. Akane is now on the roof with
him, making an omlette, for some reason.
[The batmobile lost its wheel]
Ukyo is standing outside her shop, putting out the curtain, when the
Batmobile drives by and loses a wheel. Suddenly, the wheel yells
"Ukyo-Sama!", and Ukyo dodges the flying, transvestite master of disguise,
Tsubaba, as he and his wheel costume fly into 'Ucchans.'
[and the Joker got away]
Kodachi and Ranma are standing at the wedding altar, both looking extremely
content. As the priest pronounced them man and wife, they positively
beamed, and kissed each other, fully, on the lips. There went up a great
cheer from the crowd, and many rejoiced as...
The author was quite surprised when Ranma, Akane, Kuno, Kodachi, Ukyo, and
Shampoo appeared in his room. This was quite a stretch, as his room was
barely big enough for he and his roommate as it was, but they still fit.
Ranma: "YO! What the hell do you think you're doin'?!?"
Akane: "Yeah! I mean, NO ONE has been THAT cruel!"
Shampoo: "Shampoo kill now, yes?"
Ukyo: "Ranma-honey belongs with me, not with that insane...thing!"
Kuno: "How dare you try to bring That foul cur Saotome into the noble Kuno
bloodline! I shall smite thee!"
Kodachi: "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Thank you, dearest author!
You have made my day positively perfect! Please, accept these roses as a
token of my appreciation."
The author backed up against the wall, earning a VERY strange look from 1st
Sgt. Weirather, as well as Cpl. Gabrielse and Cpl. Wasson. "Now, now, let's
not be too hasty, here. It was a joke! Heh heh heh...see? Funny, huh?
...I take it, from the glare of death you are all giving me, that you don't
approve. Well...um...help? No, that's not...AHA! Look at the lyrics to
the song!" The author pointed to his computer screen. "See?!? 'AND THE
JOKER GOT AWAY!' HAHAHA! I played a joke on you guys, so I'M the joker, so
I get away! It even says so in the song!"
Ranma: "Man, what a loser."
Shampoo: "Shampoo kill now."
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Let ths be some warnings to all uf you peoples. No one puts me with
Kodachee. Period>
SHAN PU WUZ HERE.
Come to Ucchans! Best Okonomiyaki this side of the Asteroid belt!
Boys are Bakas.
As in the tragic masterpiece "Romeo and Juliet," so has a forbidden love
come to be. But I, the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School, have stopped
this travisty of justice, and have thus saved my dear sister from a fater
worse than death. 'Tis such a shame to see that as fragile a flower as
Ko-chan has been corrupted by that foul Saotome. I
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Rumiko Takahashi-Sama sez: MY BEAUTIFUL WORK!!! RUINED.........(sob)
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im sam iunb thge hospiytal, now, so i cant realkly trype mkuch. thanks for
reading, anywsays.
dwamn cast. fcant evben type.,