As Ranma and his father Genma approached the city limits
of Tokyo after their infamous fifteen year training trip,
they saw a city in ruins.
There were a number of people fighting off what looked
like giant man-eating pancakes and omelets. These ranged
from what looked like schoolgirls throwing lighting and fire
to a huge man with guns and a girl beside him with a ten ton
mallet. An alien girl in a tiger striped bikini and an odd
looking boy beside her. There also were what looked like
about fifty relatively normal looking people fighting off
the monsters.
Spotting a friend of his Genma asked "Soun, what happened?"
Soun replied "My daughter and two friends of hers opened up
a restaurant and these things came out of it and started
eating everyone they could grab."
" I haven't seen any of them since, I am afraid Akane and
B-Ko and Ryoko are gone. My other two daughters are here
safe but Tokyo is destroyed."
So Ranma and Genma got into the fight and quickly discovered
the one technique that could destroy the monsters. Eating
them. Several bottles of pancake syrup and a few dozen
pairs of chopsticks later they had won.
Afterwards burping, the two heroes of Tokyo went home with
Soun and found the three Restaurateurs, sitting at home.
When the heroes walked in, the first words they heard were
" Nobody showed up at the restaurant all afternoon. after we
served breakfast everybody just left." "Well tomorrow we'll
have a buffet style brunch and maybe that'll get us some
customers."
Mass facefaulting, as the both families fell to the floor.
The End?
Ok so it stinks, I needed a change of pace and stumbling
over cracks counts, just ask Usagi.
I just finished a fifties scary movie festival and this is
my tribute to the b-pictures.
--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSONJR@prodigy.net
If violence is not solving your
problems you're just not using enough of it.
Misato
"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart.
I refuse
to accept a no-win scenario. I hate the thought of a
universe without
justice. If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be
exposed and
defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in
anything. I
can't believe that."
-- Benjamin Hutchins