Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic][Tenchi][Pokabuse][X-Over]: What is Ryo-Ohki?
From: Azatlan
Date: 3/10/2000, 1:30 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Tenchi Muyo & related characters are owned by Pioneer.
Pokemon & related characters are owned by who knows who...

Anyway, I was thinking about this one day...

It was a clear spring morning in Japan.  Tenchi, Kiyonne, Sasami, and Ryo-Ohki were enjoying a nice picnic together when Ash and pokecrew rudely interrupt them.

"What kind of pokemon is that?!" Ash asks like a junkie looking for his next hit.

'Unknown pokemon.' replies his pocket pokelepida.

"I must catch it!" Ash continues, babbling like an idiot.

"Are you sure Ash?" Misty asks, "That pokemon looks like someone elses."

"PikA!" says Pikachu, trying to get Ashes attention.

Ash then tries to catch Ryo-Ohki on his own - rather unsucessfully, and much to the anger of Tenchi and company.  Finally, he challenges Sasami to a Pikachu vs Ryo-Ohki fight.

"But Ryo-Ohki is a..." Sasami begins.

"It's another pokemon!  It's gotta be!" Ash babbles, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

"Oh boy, this is gonna be messy." Kiyonne says.

Pikachu fries Ryo-Ohki with a Thunderbolt and Ash prematurely celebrates.  However, this being a pokabuse 'fic...

<Round two>

"MIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" an extremely pissed-off Ryo-Ohki screams.

A split-second later, in the place of the ever-so-kawaii cabbit is a 100 ft tall, pinkish-purple armored version of Ryo-Ohki on two legs - Mecha-Ohki(1).

"P...p...pika? <Gulp>" Pikachu says.

STOMP!

Instant Pikachu pancake.

"Pikachu!!!!!!!!" Ash screams...

STOMP!

Instant Ash pancake.

Misty makes a rapid exit.

And right about now, Team Rocket makes their entrance.  This time, the pair are inside a tank.

(Cue Team Rocket Intro).

A split-second later, Mecha-Ohki becomes Super-Dreadnaught-Ohki.  Complete with 24 100 inch cannons.

(Raise your hands if you saw this comin' a mile away. :P)

KABOOM!!!!!!!

"I sure wish those pokemon trainers would realize that Ryo-Ohki is NOT a Pokemon.  She's a cabbit!" Sasami says in disgust.

"Me too." Kiyonne and Tenchi reply in unison.

"Miya!" Ryo-Ohki replies in agreement, once again in cabbit mode and sitting on Sasami's head.

Tenchi & company return back to the Masaki home leaving the horrible pokemon incident behind them.

The End.

Author's notes:

I've always wanted to write that short story.  Anyway, that was it.

(1) If you see the opening intro for Tenchi In Tokyo, you'll see a shot where some robot lands in front of Ryo-Ohki and Sasami.  Ryo-Ohki transforms into a giant version of herself and punts the robot away.

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Azatlan

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