This is the first part of a series I'm writing!  It'll be *so neat* when I'm finished!  I'll bet you all just *can't wait* for me to finish, ne?  EVERYONE loves my stories, after all.

Lord of the Kinks

-<(o)>- Prologue: Discovery in Mordor -<(o)>-

Frodo and sam were trudging along in Mordor.  "I'm so tired Sam!"  "So am I master Frodo."  "We have to rest Sam."  "Okay."

So Sam and Frodo laid down and rested.  "Oh Sam I'm so horny.  I used to love having Lobelia be my fuckslut.  Shed do anything for a silver spoon."  "I know Master, Pippin used to love sucking my carrot in return for carrots from my garden."

Frodo groped Sam's ass.  "I know how much you like gardening Sam, so I was thinking..."  "Yes, Master Frodo?"  "How about tonight I let you be my hoe and I can plant my seeds in you" "Oh, yes, master!"
Then Frodo kissed Sam, and Sam kissed Frodo, and Frodo groped Sam, and Sam groped Frodo, and then Frodo tore Sams pants off and fucked him up the ass.

"Do you like dirt Sam?" "Yes I do master!" "Well then lets talk dirty, whore." "Oh, yes, master!" "Do you like me fucking you up the ass?" "Yes I love you fucking me up the ass." "Would you like to fuck me up the ass?" "Yes I want to fuck you up the ass." "Good, I want you to fuck me up the ass." So Frodo stopped fucking Sam up the ass, and Sam fucked Frodo up the ass.  "Oh gods yes!"

When they finished they licked the cum out of each other's asses, and then got dressed.  "I feel a lot better now Sam."  "Me too, Frodo." "We should do this every night."  "We will, master.  Maybe we can use that special rope I got too!" "That sounds good Sam I love you."  "I love you too Master Frodo."

And behind a rock, Gollum finished jacking off.  "*gollum* That turned uses on, my Precious... tomorrow us'll fuck themses up their asses, yes. *gollum*"

-fin-

Yeah, I know it's a teensy bit short, but... oh, well!
More to come!  Think rope bondage, Gollum, and an orgy!  Fun!
-The Amazing Captain Zero (And Company)
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