HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!  Okay, I loved this, you have actually made me want to do comedy again after reading this.

Shampoo turned to Akane. "What demon you sell soul to?"

AKANE:  Are you crazy!?!?!?  I wouldn't sell my soul.  I'd sub-lease         it with an option to buy.

Ranma cackled madly. "REVENGE IS MINE!!!"

Ranma(country-accent):  That's for killing my Pa!!!

Ukyo and Shampoo both ran to throw up,

Ukyo:  This new bilemic weight loss plan is great

Shampoo:  Uh huh...

while Ranma and Akane enjoyed their stir-fried alley-cat.

Ranma:  Hey, can you hand me the deep-fat-fried rat please.

Akane:  Okay, one more order of Happosai comming up.


I didn't want to do it, but I feel like doing another Stupid Commercial post again.   Now look what you've done.
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