To raise the morale of the People and fight the
Counterrevolutionary movements, these Quotes are being distributed.
There will be a test on this later.
The Great Thought: Quotations from the Works of Chairman Huang Zedroo.
With help from Comrades David Tai, Mikhail Loader, Chris Willmore, John
Biles, and Lara Bartram.
The Crossroads: Once you are at a crossroad, always take the path least
walked. You won't step on as much doggie doo. -DT
The Leap: Take the first step with courage and determination. Do not,
however, do so at a cliff. -DT
The Escalator: Remember to step off before it sucks you beneath the floor.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power is rapidly becoming Bill Gates'. The
running dog capitalist must be re-educated.
Whenever choosing your battles, always look backward. If your allies are
fleeing, it would be wise to flee as well. -DT
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three
times, I re-educate you.
A bird in the hand means a mess on the palm. -ML
If my fic hath offended thee, I will re-educate thee. -DT
Corollary: If thy fic hath offended me, I shall set thee aflame. -DT
Happiness is a cold bottle of Dunkelbier.
There is lemonhood, and then there is Lara. Study Lara closely, and step
back when she whaps you. -DT
Purity, Industry, and the unquestioning love of Harvard. On these three
pillars does the whole of the world rest. -CW
What is there in a donut that is like a garden? There is nothing, nothing
at all. -CW
Lesbian ueberfetishism is an opiate of the hentai masses. Re-education is
key.
Do not squeeze the Charmin. That is counterrevolutionary.
Corollary: Do not squeeze the Chairman either. Unless you are the
Chairwoman.
The Chairwoman shall be...Jinnai Nanami.
If something breaks, if something goes wrong, if something evil occurs,
blame Mike Loader. -DT
Look upon Asuka. Red, the color of glorious revolution. That is why she is
meant for the son of Ikari.
The one known as Gubby is an enemy of the People, the Party, the State,
and of all mankind. Steps will be taken.
When regarding the mysterious workings of Oscar: Just Say No.
Like Sands in the Hourglass, so the fanfics must flow. -JWB
The perpetration of puns shall be corrected with re-education.
When even re-education fails, there shall be the Wrath of Lara to further
the will of the people.
Be mindful of your troops. If your demolition team is running away, try to
keep up with them.
Non sequiturs are good for the will of the people, because a stone eagle
has just laid an egg in my back pocket.
Pass the ball, capitalist dog! -LB
The Bet is henceforth declared counterrevolutionary. Toltiir is annoying.
When one is found to be an enemy of the People, re-education shall be
called for--unless in special cases, when that one would better serve by
being sent to go to the imperialist running dogs to cause ruin among them.
Such as Dr. Thinker.
Remember these words of wisdom, and speak them out loud often to remind
yourself of their truth: Ia-R'lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
The Way of the Warrior is Unladened with Lust. Forget Worldly Lusts; Be
Pure and Chaste as the unfallen snow. -DT
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a trawler, nets,
navigation equipment, bait, and you are a counterrevolutionary. No private
property for you!
The Revolution is True!
The Chairman