This is an encore presentation of "The Night Ranma went Crazy"
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THE NIGHT RANMA WENT CRAZY
(Sung to the tune of "The Night Santa went Crazy," by "Wierd Al" Yankovic)
Down in the dojo
the Tendos threw a party
To celebrate Santa day
and the New Year holiday
When Ranma busted in,
nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in his hands
and cheap sake on his breath
>From his pigtail to his feet
he was covered in ammo
Like a female drunk redhead pigtailed Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all
now you all gonna _die_!"
The night Ranma went crazy
The night Saotome went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the short end
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Ranma made a special feast,
a nitroglycerin goose
Everywhere you'll find pieces of
Shampoo and Mousse
And he tied up his hosts
and he held Akane hostage
And he ground up poor P-chan
into piglet sausage
He got Kunou and Kodachi
with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Happy
just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower;
toasted the panda within
And he took a big bite and said,
"It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Ranma went crazy
The night the pigtailed girl went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Nerima
Without steppin' in kitty guts
There's the Self Defense Forces getting ready to die
Hiryuu Shouten Ha's blowin' helicopters outta the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know, oh Ranma, why?
Oh my my my my my
You used to be such a nice guy
Yes, dear Ukyou, now Ranma's doing time
In an imperial prison for his infamous crime
Hey, cute fiancee, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in a thousand more years
But now Akane's in therapy
and Nabiki's still nervous
And Souun and Nodoka
ran away to join the circus
And they say Kasumi,
she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
The night Ranma went crazy
The night the martial artist flipped
Broke his head on Akane's mallet
Sounds to me he was tired of gettin' hit
Wo, the night Ranma went crazy
The night Saotome went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the short end
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have
snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have
snapped... in his brain
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A demented little piece by TOM JEFFERYS!
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