Here's a little parody. I'm not good with these, I need practice.
CnC and plz plz plz help me get rid of my many flaws.
Ty.
Always humble self (Mwahahaha I'm DA BEST BOW DOWN TO ME) , Raz.
God's Budget: 1,000,000
"Let there be Light."
Error: Unrecognized Command
"Creat Light."
Light Created.
Memory 10,000 Mb.
Used 100 Mb.
Left 9,900 Mb.
Budget: 900,000
And God was pleased with what he saw.
"Let water be separted from Earth and create sea's and oceans, and
create land."
Error: Unrecognized Command.
"Create Oceans"
Ocean Created.
"Create Mountains"
Mountains Created.
"Create Land Mass"
Land Mass Created.
Memory: 10,000 Mb.
Used: 300 Mb.
Total Used: 400 Mb.
Left: 9,600 Mb.
Budget: 600,000
And God liked what he saw.
"Let there be plants."
Error: Unrecognized Commands.
God Scowled.
Error: Unrecognized Commands.
"Create plants"
Plants Created.
Mem: 10,000 Mb.
Used: 100 Mb.
Total Used: 500 Mb.
Left: 9,500
Budget: 400,000
And God was kind of pleased with the results.
"Let there be animals and insects of all kind, to live and flourish
peacefully."
Error: Unrecognized Command.
"Create Animals and Insects"
Error: Too many command.
"Agh!"
Error: Unrecognized Command.
"Create Animals"
"Create Insects"
Animal Created.
Insects Created.
Mem: 10,000 Mb.
Used: 500 Mb.
Total Used: 1,000 Mb.
Left: 9,000 Mb.
Budget: 200,000
And Frusterated, God forgot everything else, and went straight to men.
"Let there be..."
God stopped mid-track and repeated.
"Create Man, so he may name all the animals and plants and rule over
them peacefully."
Error: Please Specify Image.
"Create Man in Imaeg of Me."
Man Created.
Warning: Memory over load.
Warning: Overload Overload Overload.
"Nooooooooo!!!"
Create: Greed.
Create: Woman.
Create: Jealousy.
Create: Government.
Create: Pain.
"Stop!!"
Error: Unrecognized command.
"Delete Earth"
Error: Cannot destroy, Copywrited (C) by Satan's Inc.
"Delete Satan"
Error: Must erase all in directory first.
"Delete Satan Directory"
Error: Error: Error: Error: Error:
Error: Image Files Corroding.
Error: Terrain File Corroding.
"Abort"
Error: No Password.
"Password: God"
Error: Wrong.
Delete: Sense.
Create: Wide Shining Eyes.
Create: Immortal Life.
Create: Copy writers.
Memory: 10,000
Used: 10,000
Total Used: 10,000
Left: 0
Budget: -1,000,000
God, frustrated beyond belief, went to the bank, and created a world
(earth) to repay the debt. And the abandoned world was called
"Anime".
To Be Continued....
(Maybe, plz C&C, also, I mean no disrespect against God and other
religious stuff, I'm a serious Catholic, and mean nothing against
Catholics, Christians, Jews, etc.etc.