In a message dated 11/12/99 11:17:38 AM Mountain Standard Time, Shadow6865
writes:
Since many people on this list seem to really like James Bond
movies
and presumably they also really like Ranma 1/2, I have devised two little
questions. Which Ranma girl should be a Bond girl in a 007 movie and why?
Which Ranma girl should be one of the villains in the next Bond movie and
why? Remember that part of being a Bond girl means that you have to sleep
with James Bond at least once but probably more than once before the movie
ends. Possible choices include but are not limited to Nabiki, Kasumi,
Akane,
Shampoo, Ukyou, Kodachi, Akari, Cologne, Nodoka, Ms. Hinako, et al. Have
fun!
!
Hmm... I see the gears turning in lots of heads.... can we say fanfic? [R
1/2][Fusion]
a basic plot here... sorry for any cliche's guys, it's what came into my
head...
this is of course, just a plot and I don't intend on actually writing it..
I'm sending it to the FFML for anybody who might be interested in taking this
ball and running with it.
Happosai (your evil character) is scheming for a way to get his mitts on a
certain pair of special underwear. The golden panties are supposed to cause
any women who wears it to lust after the man she is looking at. He contacts
his former love/colleague (cologne) to find out that she has passed away
recently and Shampoo has taken over her great-grandmothers organization. He
decides to strike up a deal to get people to help him out in his holy quest
for the golden panties. (the Kuno's, Mousse can be worked into here.)
Shamps sees it as a way to search out powerful women to add to the amazonian
bloodline. (hey, it's a plot device, so sue me.*)
Ranma... agent 007 1/2 is called in to stop him. Ryoga will be a partner
briefly, and of course he can get disposed of one way or the other. (killed?
nah.. more than likely, very, very lost)
Provider of special weapons etc to 007 1/2 is Ukyo (hey, if she can use a
giant spatula... why not.) She dreams about a life with him.
The agency Ranma works for is sub-contracted by the government, instead of
him being a government agent. Nabiki is the head of this agency, and has
made a lot of money by sending him out on so many missions.
Akane is somebody investigating into the evil deeds... perhaps a reporter or
something... and gets hooked up with 007 1/2, but she will be independent,
and may think she's better than she actually is. She won't admit it, but she
falls for 007 1/2 (I'm a huge fan of the Ranma - Akane matchup. Sue me*)
In any case, Shamps will try to seduce Ranma, but he figures her out. Then
at some point or other, she starts falling for 007 1/2. (big surprise huh?)
Of course, nothing is complete here without his curse... maybe he can use it
to lure Happosai out of his secret lair? or use it to find a way to destroy
the golden panties? Don't know how to work in the special Amazonian laws, or
how to work the curse better at this point. (origination of the curse? -
earlier misson perhaps?)
Don't yet see a way to work Kasumi, Genma, or Soun into it, but these are the
strange workings of my brain.
* I'm kidding... I really wouldn't want Takahashi or Viz or anybody else
involved to sue me over this.