Subject: [FFML] Ranma Bond?
From: RJeffD@aol.com
Date: 11/12/1999, 2:19 PM
To: ranma@ml.usagi.org, ffml@fanfic.com

In a message dated 11/12/99 11:17:38 AM Mountain Standard Time, Shadow6865 
writes:


         Since many people on this list seem to really like James Bond 
movies 

 and presumably they also really like Ranma 1/2, I have devised two little 
 questions. Which Ranma girl should be a Bond girl in a 007 movie and why? 
 Which Ranma girl should be one of the villains in the next Bond movie and 
 why? Remember that part of being a Bond girl means that you have to sleep 
 with James Bond at least once but probably more than once before the movie 
 ends. Possible choices include but are not limited to Nabiki, Kasumi, 
Akane, 

 Shampoo, Ukyou, Kodachi, Akari, Cologne, Nodoka, Ms. Hinako, et al. Have 
fun!
!
 
 
Hmm... I see the gears turning in lots of heads.... can we say fanfic? [R 
1/2][Fusion]
a basic plot here... sorry for any cliche's guys, it's what came into my 
head...

this is of course, just a plot and I don't intend on actually writing it.. 
I'm sending it to the FFML for anybody who might be interested in taking this 
ball and running with it.

Happosai (your evil character) is scheming for a way to get his mitts on a 
certain pair of special underwear.  The golden panties are supposed to cause 
any women who wears it to lust after the man she is looking at.  He contacts 
his former love/colleague (cologne) to find out that she has passed away 
recently and Shampoo has taken over her great-grandmothers organization.  He 
decides to strike up a deal to get people to help him out in his holy quest 
for the golden panties.  (the Kuno's, Mousse can be worked into here.)  
Shamps sees it as a way to search out powerful women to add to the amazonian 
bloodline.  (hey, it's a plot device, so sue me.*)

Ranma... agent 007 1/2 is called in to stop him.  Ryoga will be a partner 
briefly, and of course he can get disposed of one way or the other. (killed?  
nah.. more than likely, very, very lost)

Provider of special weapons etc to 007 1/2 is Ukyo (hey, if she can use a 
giant spatula... why not.)  She dreams about a life with him.

The agency Ranma works for is sub-contracted by the government, instead of 
him being a government agent.  Nabiki is the head of this agency, and has 
made a lot of money by sending him out on so many missions.

Akane is somebody investigating into the evil deeds... perhaps a reporter or 
something... and gets hooked up with 007 1/2, but she will be independent, 
and may think she's better than she actually is.  She won't admit it, but she 
falls for 007 1/2 (I'm a huge fan of the Ranma - Akane matchup.  Sue me*)

In any case, Shamps will try to seduce Ranma, but he figures her out.  Then 
at some point or other, she starts falling for 007 1/2.  (big surprise huh?)

Of course, nothing is complete here without his curse... maybe he can use it 
to lure Happosai out of his secret lair?  or use it to find a way to destroy 
the golden panties?  Don't know how to work in the special Amazonian laws, or 
how to work the curse better at this point.  (origination of the curse? - 
earlier misson perhaps?)

Don't yet see a way to work Kasumi, Genma, or Soun into it, but these are the 
strange workings of my brain.

* I'm kidding... I really wouldn't want Takahashi or Viz or anybody else 
involved to sue me over this.


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