Sending for Kai (who has very mean and restrictive sys-admins!), so please
forward all non-list response to: NC015136@newcollege.co.uk
This will eventually be part of a Pokemon abuse story archive on my FF
page. If you have a story of a something very bad (and funny) happening to
a Pokemon, let me know, and I'll put it up.
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Heh.. couldn't resist...
*CRASH*
Ranma: Shampoo!! What're you - YOW!!!
Shampoo: Airen like Shampoo new dress?
Ranma: YES Ranma like Shampoo new dress.. Ranma like lots.
Akane: *Fume* Raaaaannnnmmaaaaaaa.....
Shampoo: Is all natural.
Akane: *Blink* Naturally pink? What's it made from?
Shampoo: Jigglypuff.
Akane: WHAT?! Sick! How many Jigglypuffs were killed making that dress?!?!?!
Shampoo: One.
Ranma: I can tell..
Akane: PERVERT!!! *Wham*
Shampoo: Airen marry Shampoo now, yes?
Ranma: If Shampoo wear that dress to wedding--
Akane: STUPID PERVERT!!!!!! *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
~~~~End~~~~
Footnote: Since Jigglypuff is a ballon pokemon, the skin would be like
rubber - very stretchy, very
clingy, very tight. *Grin*
Kai-Chan, who actually likes pokemon.. but likes being sick and depraved more.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
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C. Jones - cjones@arn.net
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