Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][NGE][humorfic] Untitled Evangelion Epic, Part 1
From: "David Uzumeri" <uzumerid@mindspring.com>
Date: 9/17/1999, 11:37 PM
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Untitled Evangelion Epic

Genesis 1:1

ANGEL FOOL'S DAY / "And he knew it was all fucked-up..."

All characters in this fanfiction are copyright Gainax, Project Eva, etc.
Except for Arsenal,
who is (c) 1999 Rockenbear Productions.

Author's Note: Ha, ha, ha, ha, HA, y'all. Please email all C&C to
uzumerid@mindspring.com.
Thanks.

-----

The swords clashed.

Sparks flew and sirens roared in the desperate red sky of Tokyo-3 as EVA-01
and EVA-02 danced the
deadly dance. Sections of city crumbled and gigantic masses of concrete were
destroyed all to
serve the selfish argument of two children having a bit of a quarrel.

Or, should I say, two Children.

Shinji Ikari, depressionist extraordinaire, did a double backflip in the air
over the metallic
red beast, once again performing his well-honed ballet of death.

"It's not my..."

"You pervert! Anta-baka! You attempted to have mad, passionate sex with me
last night!"

"But..."

"NO! I'm not listening to another word you say!"

"Isn't it kind of selfish for you to attack me like this?"

Asuka's blade once again met with Shinji's, creating a fiery display that
could have destroyed
the moon and lit up the sun. An entire city stood in her wake.

"Mein gott im himmel! You and your damned 'selflessness'! Grow a spine, for
God's sake!"

Asuka performed a rather impressive jump, silhouetting against the moon as
she prepared to strike
a final blow.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

--

The halogen lighting met Shinji's awakening with a cold smile. "How are you
doing?" it seemed to
say. "What got you all fucked-up this time? Black out and go into a rage? A
laser beam go ten
feet into your chest? Get your legs cut out from under you? Dream about your
mother's cool
embrace, her loving-"

"Shut the fuck up," Shinji said seemingly to no one in particular.

"What was that?" said a familiar cold voice beside him.

Shinji turned with a start. It took him a while to adjust his vision, but
focusing his eyes just
made him more confused. It certainly couldn't be Gendou Ikari, master
mastermind, ultimate
bastard of the universe, king of the hated assholes, who sat beside him
waiting?

He had, of course, brought a desk, and had steepled his fingers in the usual
triangle. He was
staring at Shinji with - well, Shinji couldn't really see if he was staring
at him at all, but
the red glasses he was wearing under that fixed mask of fingers seemed to
give him that
impression.

"Fa... father?"

Gendou stood up. "Hello, Shinji. NERV would like to immediately apologize
for our mistake in not
keeping you under complete protection."

"Wha-"

"If we had a bodyguard for you, or something to ensure that your life was
not in danger, this...
unfortunate accident... would not have occurred. As such, we have decided
that you will be
placed under 24-hour protection." He snapped his fingers. "ARSENAL!"

At that point, Shinji's new best friend walked into the room. He looked to
be about twenty-five,
assuming you could even tell behind all his weaponry. Shinji estimated he
must be wearing about
ten belts full of bullets, two AK-47s, two Rugar Redhawks, two belts of
throwing knives around
his waist, and practically a metric ton of combat armor.

"Yes, Mr. Ikari?"

"Protect this boy at all costs. If anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, threatens
his life, they must be
instantly eliminated as long as they are not a fellow EVA pilot. In other
words, use stun
settings on Asuka Sohryuu-Langley. Have a nice day."

Thus, Gendou Ikari left the room and caused a 15-minute silence, at which
point Shinji attempted:

"Uh... hi?"

"Hello."

Fifteen more minutes passed.

"Is Arsenal... your real name?"

"Legally, it's my last one, so yeah."

Fifteen more minutes passed.

"So, um... how's your day been?"

"I'm a professional asskicker. I've been under highly specialized missions
upon which the future
of humankind depended. I've destroyed a nuclear weapons installation before
all the weapons could
be launched at once. I've walked into the royal palace of a scheming
Middle-Eastern dictator and
cleaned out 150 people in five minutes. I'm widely considered the most
powerful human being on
the planet today, and I've done countless heroic acts all in the name of
freedom and liberty. And
then I get assigned to protect some fourteen-year-old kid who can move a
gigantic metal toy. How
would YOUR day be?"

Silence followed until Shinji slept, and had a dream...

--

***Background music: 'Answers Come In Dreams,' New Logic Theory***

"Hello, Shinji."

"Who are you?"

"I am the Shinji inside your mind. There is also a Shinji inside the minds
of..."

"Cut the crap, what's this dream for?"

"I must warn you. Your entire world is in grave danger."

"What do you mean?"

"A dimensional wormhole has opened into the Universe of Lameness. It is of
great concern to..."

"Hey, if you're me, how do you know this?"

"Oh, fine, I'm really just Keel Lorentz with a really nifty brainwave-thingy
device. Like it?"

"Who the hell is..."

"That's not important. But these counterparts of ours that come from another
universe are so
incredibly single-minded that they could destroy my plan of the mental unity
of all humanity in
one fell swoop."

"Your WHAT?"

"Oh, don't worry about it, it's just a little thing. Change in the mental
barriers and all. But I
must warn you that very soon... you may discover alternate personalities
inside your mind, and
they may not seem like how you would be. Seek help quickly."

"But why me?"

"Because, Shinji, you're the only one who can..."

--

In another world... a world called the World of Lameness by some, but just
the world to its
denizens... a world that was a twisted and macabre vision of our own world,
a world where
humanity lived long past the twilight years of its wonders, a world devoid
of dignity and
honor...

In another world, Shinji and Keel spoke.

'shinji its meeee!!!!! wasssupppppp??????'

'who are u?'

'im the SHINJI INSUDE UR MIND!!!!! theres also a shinji inside the minds
offff.....'

'i dont wanna listen to your fuckin shit, what this dream for?'

'our world is in GRAVE DANGER'

'what you talkin about f00?'

'theres been a WORMHOLE into the COOL WORLD!!!!!! U MUST DESTROY IT!!!!!'

'hey muthafucka if you are me how the fuck do you know this shit?'

'ok so i am really KEEEL L00RENTS and i have a
BRAINWAVEDREAMTRANSMISSIONDEVICE!!!!!!'

'who in the god damn nine hells is...'

'do not worry!!!! just Destroy the OTHERWORLDLY PEOPLE!!!! my plan must go
forward!!!'

'what the fuck you talking about?'

'IM GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! muahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! but for
this to happen
there must be a world worth Conquering!! so save us!'

'why the fuck do i get this shit?'

'CUZ ONLY U CAN'

--

And then, two minds met.

shinji woke up next to arsenal the guy with the really big / Arsenal, his
new protector. Shinji
felt a little uneasy, since Arsenal snored rather loudly and / was really
fucking annoying so
shinji got up and kicked his ass / "Uh, should we be going now? / arsenal
got up and said 'wow
shinji you are so cool you can fight me / "Yeah, time to go."

"Uh, what's going on?" pondered Shinji.

--

'what the HELL is happening' wondered shinji

--

Shinji walked out the door and thought / 'wow i hope i can have sex with
asuka today she's so
fine and / I hope she really doesn't beat me up too badly today, although
she is rather / fucking
hot so i wanna lick her / pussy... yeah, Ritsuko was pretty angry about her
cat dying the other
day, poor little... / god damn it i cant think straight / ARRRRRGH!"

--

Shinji lay on his bed at home, once again performing his SDAT ritual. He was
pondering his day so
far. He woke up, saw his father, met a walking combat machine, went to
sleep, was told about a
dimensional shift, woke up, and then had a serious case of dual minds. And
now he was lying on
his bed next to some guy. What was going on? Maybe it really was that
dimensional shift that Keel
guy mentioned... although that seemed a bit unlikely. What -was- going on?

--

Arsenal lay in bed, next to Shinji. He was having a harder time getting
comfortable,
mainly due to the fact that he had throwing knives pointing into his side.
On top of that, he was
having similar feelings of duality - like there was another him, a him that
simply bowed to
everything Shinji wanted... a him that felt cold, alien, and unreal...

--

arsenal was laid in bed 'damn shinji rocks'

--

Shinji got up and turned off his SDAT player. He walked over to the phone
and picked it up. "Hey,
Touji? I'm having this really weird day here..."

"You too? It's like there's two of me, and one of them's having sex with
Hikari. It's really
pissing me off."

"Yeah, and mine is constantly in threesomes with Asuka and Rei. But they
speak really oddly...
like there's some kind of different grammar in their minds."

"Agreed. Hey, man, you wanna go down to the mall? I'm feeling like I'm going
insane, and I need
to get my mind off this."

"Sounds like a plan to me. Let's go. Oh, yeah, you'll meet my new friend,
won't you..."

"Your what?"

"Oh, you'll see... Kensuke would love this, though... I think I'll give him
a ring..."

--

Shinji was in a department store, and Arsenal was standing outside watching
him. That's when
Kensuke arrived... and had an orgasm. Well, not technically, but most
bystanders wouldn't have
been able to tell the difference.

"OH MY GOD! Are you... are you really..."

"Yes," said the walking battle tank.

"You're... you're the famous..."

"Listen, if you don't stop drooling over me I'm going to count that as harm
to Shinji. You're
frightening me."

"Uh... yeah..."

Arsenal walked out of the pool o' drool on the floor.

--

kensuke said 'man u are so cool' arsenal said 'yeah i rock'

--

Touji banged his head against the wall. Repeatedly.

He was doing this because he was currently using the bathroom, and he knew,
he felt, somewhere
else, right now, that he was sitting on the can receiving oral satisfaction
from Hikari.

"GOD DAMN ME! I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE CAN WITHOUT THIS KIND OF TORMENT!"

"Could you keep it down over there?" said a mysterious voice from the next
stall over.

"Uh, what?"

"Could you keep it DOWN? You're banging against something and screaming and
you're scaring the
living hell out of me."

"Uh. Yeah. You sound pretty angry."

"I've had a bad day. I get assigned to protect some fourteen-year-old kid
and then some friend of
his starts drooling over me. I think he's in love with me."

"Ack, a gay stalker?"

"No, I don't think he's gay, is the thing. He's not in love with me, he's in
love with my
equipment."

"Uhhhh..."

"You know, my package. Like the big gun in my pants here."

"Uhhhhhhh, isn't that..."

"No, literally. My guns. My pistols."

"On second thought, isn't that deathly illegal?"

"Not for me."

Touji zipped up and walked out.

--

Shinji sighed. Surprisingly enough, Arsenal left him for a few minutes to
take a little trip to
the potty, so maybe there was hope for some time alone...

Yeah, right.

Then he saw Kensuke, huffing and panting with a camcorder in one hand. "Hey,
what's up?"

"Man, I just saw this really cool guy! He was all dressed up in gunbelts and
combat armor and
weaponry and everything! I just got my camcorder - I have to get tapes of
this guy!"

"Um, Kensuke, that's..."

"Gotta run! See ya!"

Shinji sighed. He never wanted it to get this complicated.

--

Touji walked out of the bathroom. "Hey, Shinji. Sorry, I'm just feeling very
horny, er, not
right. I need to go home and satisfy myself, I mean, I need to go home and,
uh, take a tylenol!
That's it. Right. Tylenol! Bye!"

Shinji raised an eyebrow. "Sure, man, whatever works for you..."

Touji began walking out of the mall, with nothing on his mind but lust,
jealousy, and a quiet
determination.

--

Arsenal heard the camcorder tape moving before he heard Kensuke's footsteps.
Quiet kid.

The warrior finished his business, zipped up, and turned around. "For
Christ's sake, can't I take
a god-damned piss without you following me?"

"But you must be caught on film! You're so... so... so SUGOI! You're so
COOL!" Kensuke enthused
as he waved his arms madly.

"Where I come from, they have a word for this."

"Oh, what's that?"

"Stalking."

At this point, by sheer coincidence, Kensuke's father walked in, unnoticed.

"But look at you! Your hard body! Your carefully toned muscles! Your
gigantic gun! I need you
BADLY!"

Kensuke's father had a heart attack.

"MY BOY! What did I tell you about propositioning men in public bathrooms
with a videocamera?"

"Sorry, dad..."

--

Arsenal walked out of the bathroom. "Interesting friends you have. Shall we
go?"

"Sure, I guess, why?" asked Shinji.

"Well, I'm just feeling a bit uncomfortable around here..."

--

Shinji walked home and / kissed near the building with asuka and / walked in
and took a can of /
booze / out of the fridge... the refreshing one-calorie / beer / and then
walked to his room and
turned on the / tv mtv came on and he started grooving to the tunez of /
Beethoven... the quiet
music always soothed him as he / jumped around and took off his shirt and
started rapping the
chorus of / the Fifth Symphony... what a fantastic / tune that made him
really horny and want to
/ lie down in bed and just think... always the same track... always /
jumping on the table and
rapping constantly to beethoven's / 'Triumph'... wait... that wasn't the /
song... why is
beethoven's fifth on the / SDAT player? It made no sense, he never bought a
Wu-Tang / channel...
no.... arrrrgh / ARGH!

--

Touji sat on the can. His otherworldly self, in its incredible drive for
pleasure, was causing
him to do things he'd never even considered doing before. Alter-Touji was,
however, rather
stupefied and somewhat impressed at the true Touji's incredibly creative
mind.

The floor was cluttered with various instruments of pleasure. Two jars of
Vaseline, one fake
sculpted vagina, three cans of whipped cream, ten issues of Penthouse, five
issues of Hustler,
three EVA-brand condoms, and five of his father's old porno movies.

He was currently using a masterful combination of a Hoover vacuum and a
blowdryer. If sold on the
mass market the concept could be worth millions.

"Does nothing... NOTHING... make it happen? God damn it! This is it! This is
the last straw! I'll
just have to call her!"

He walked into the next room and picked up the phone. He knew, somehow, that
nothing could truly
satisfy the evil id lurking inside his brain but the real thing.

--

Meanwhile, Hikari Horaki and Asuka Sohryuu-Langley were in Hikari's bedroom.
They were talking,
confiding in each other as adolescent girls sometimes, or usually, do.

Hikari giggled. "Well, I do like Touji, a bit..."

Asuka snorted. "How could you like that dummkopf? He's one of the three
stooges! A moron! A
pervert! I bet he'd just BEG to see you..."

The phone rang.

"Let me get it!" said Hikari.

"Hi, Hikari."

"TOUJI?" she screamed.

Asuka stared. "WHAT?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing!" said Hikari. She began whispering.

"Touji, Asuka's here! She still thinks I'm an idiot for..."

"Hikari, please, I need you BAD."

"What?"

"I need you. Here. NOW. Please. For my own sanity."

"What are you TALKING about?"

"PLEEEEEEEEASE give me a blowjob! A handjob! Sex! ANYTHING!"

"WHAT?"

"Listen, I'll pay you! I'll go absolutely crazy if I don't have your hot bod
right now!"

"HEEEEEEEENNNNTAAAAAAIIIIIIII!"

Hikari hung up the phone.

--

<click>

"Well, that didn't work."

--

Arsenal was in Shinji's room.

Outside of Shinji's room was Kensuke, currently holding himself to to the
wall by suction cups on
his hands, feet, and torso. He moved a bit to the right, giving his head
more freedom to see
inside. "Damn, look at those GUNS!"

He was, of course, holding a camcorder.

At about this point, Arsenal heard some muttering outside the window.

--

"Oh, God DAMN it, it's that kid again."

Arsenal got up and opened the window. Kensuke suddenly felt that very deadly
sensation that can
only be described in two words: "Oh, shit."

"Alright... I've had enough of this shit." Arsenal held up a rather
menacing-looking weapon. "Do
you know what this is?"

"Um... yes... sir... North Central Ballistics Heavy Plasma Rifle, model 41,
code-named the
Firehawk. Very popular among heavily-equipped combat marines since the
Second Impact."

Arsenal blinked.

"Um, alright, then. Now, do you know what I could do? I could rip you off
that god-damned wall,
stick this big, hard gun straight up your ass, and shoot hot lead until
you're begging for help."

Misato, in the next room, facefaulted.

"I *could* do that. Do you understand me?"

"Yes, SIR!"

--

Kaworu Nagisa, Tabris, the Seventeenth Angel, the fusion of man and Adam,
was sitting in Keel's
office sipping coffee.

"So, Mr. Lorentz, are you saying that this... duality syndrome... may be
affecting me shortly?"

"Well, Kaworu... yes. And I'm not very sure if you'll be happy with the
results that your
otherworldly incarnation will bear."

"Well, I'll just have to find out soon enough. You are my creators, and I
would like to thank you
for... warning me ahead of time."

"No problem, Kaworu."

--

At that moment, the sirens sounded.

All over Tokyo-3, the extremely obnoxious whining sound that signified the
approach of impending
doom rushed the populace to their shelters. Gigantic masses of people ran
from a menace they
couldn't even see.

As a matter of fact, it was completely invisible to any human. A secret to
everybody! One could
even say that it was a...

PHANTOM MENACE.

Or at least, that's what Gendou called it, much to the amusement of his
culturally-enriched
underlings.

"Now, I understand that this... phantom menace... has been in our systems
for approximately
twelve hours, correct?"

Fuyutsuki snickered.

"Yes, we believe that to be truth," said Maya.

"And from what I understand, this Angel is manifesting itself only in the
form of a small
dimensional portal between worlds?"

"Yes."

"And that to close this dimensional portal and defeat this Angel we will all
have to join
ourselves in a powerful rite which will defeat the Angel by taking its
submolecular chemistry
ratio from .38 to .27 and therefore creating a powerful explosion which will
destroy the entirety
of NERV headquarters?"

Ritsuko raised an eyebrow. "Well, although that would work, I have a
somewhat more...
efficient... solution. The Angel *is* the dimensional portal, correct? So
therefore, I propose
placing everybody affected by the dimensional portal into one room,
therefore concentrating the
Angel so that it could be destroyed by an AT Field disruptor - namely, the
Lance of Longinus."

"What do the MAGI have to say about this?"

"Well, um... take a look for yourself."

The MAGI's current display opened up on main visual. It was simply one line,
being repeated over
and over and over and over and over, in red on a black background:

"GET FOOD ESCAPE indidan in the cupboard that's why i made you suck on my
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE"

"We think that it may have been a bit... skewed... by the dimensional
transport."

Gendou raised an eyebrow. "Erm... I see. So, I propose this: While we engage
in these clone wars
with our own otherworldly selves, Rei can be a new hope to all of us by
destroying the Angel's AT
Field with the Lange of Longinus. Hopefully, this should continue, and
unless the Angel empire
strikes back, we could pretty much consider this a victory for us."

Fuyutsuki was having convulsions.

"What's so funny?" asked Gendou.

"Oh... um... nothing, Commander Ikari."

"Good. Now, then, how can we open this... dimensional barrier?"

"Well, we have identified a certain number of people who have been...
affected... by this portal.
If we can gather them all in one room, the concentration of all of us
together should strengthen
the portal enough so that we can battle ourselves while Rei activates the
Lance. Is that
satisfactory?" explained Ritsuko.

"Yes, that should work," replied Gendou. "Notify those who have been changed
in two hours. The
project will begin at 0400. Dismissed."

--

karou walked down the halls 'hey man whats up?'

SEELE-04 sighed. "It's happened, hasn't it?"

'what happened man?' said Karou. 'im feeling just fine, just a bit....
queasy...'

"Oh, dear God. It's worse than I thought. KAWORU! WAKE UP!"

'man, who the fuck is kaworu? i'm KAROU! the badass mofo of the high seas!
(hic)'

"KEEL! He's drunk off his ass!"

'keel can suck my big fat cock. i'm off PIMPIN. I'll see you b00gz LATAH.'

--

At that point, Shinji Ikari, Touji Suzuhara, Kensuke Aide, Arsenal, Rei
Ayanami, and Kaworu
Nagisa were all informed that the solution to all their problems lay at NERV
headquarters.

Unfortunately, some of them had rather misguided ideas of what a solution to
their problems might
mean...

--

Shinji walked down the street with Arsenal, his designated protector, who
had to be with him at
all times.

And, of course, Arsenal walked down the street with his absolute admirer
Kensuke Aida, who had to
be with him with all times.

For Shinji, the solution to his problems signified that the other voice in
his head might go
away. He was closest to the truth.

For Arsenal, the solution to his problems meant that this annoying little
bastard of a kid was
going to stop following him.

And for Kensuke, the solution to his problems meant that he would gain the
admiration of Arsenal.
Yeah, right.

--

Karou Nagisa didn't have any problems, but he decided to go anyway.

'i wonder what those gangsta snatches want with me?' he wondered. 'those
mofos better be worth my
time, or i'll have to show them the true power of the at field. keel.. that
motherfuckin son of a
bitch can suck it. stay at seele my ass i'm off to see the world! the
motherfuckin' WORLD!
although i feel... like this is somewhat... familiar...'

karou shrugged off the feeling 'fuck this i'm going'

--

Touji, of course, misinterpreted the solution to his problems the most.

He showed up at NERV headquarters, alright. In nothing but boxers and a
condom.

"I'm ready, baby, bring it ON!" he screamed. "If you're gonna solve my
problems all you had
better SOLVE my PROBLEMS!" He then gave a rather distinct pelvic thrust.

Ritsuko and Maya facefaulted.

--

Rei didn't really know what problems were, but she showed up anyway since
Commander Ikari signed
the letter. However, when she arrived, the sight of Shinji made her feel /
really horny but
loving and she needed to protect him

'shinji i love you' cried rei and she ran over and hugged him

"Rei, are you, um, all right?" stammered Shinji. His face was red.

'shinji i love you and nothing could ever separate us'

"Rei?" asked Gendou. "These people will just stand near each other. We
require you to use the
Lance of Longinus."

'no never' said Rei 'i could never let you separate me and my beloved
shinji'

"Rei, it's for five minutes. Get in the EVA, pick up the stupid spear, and
just move it in here."

'no NEVER you heartless bastard i love shinji forever and we will love each
other no matter what
you say'

"Rei, for Christ's sake, shut up. Just pick up the stupid spear and do it.
I'm not trying to
separate you."

Shinji sighed. "For Christ's sake, I'll do it if I have to."

"Thank you, Shinji," said Gendou. "Alright. Ritsuko! MAGNIFY THE FIELD! Let
the duel of the fates
begin!"

Fuyutsuki fell on the floor laughing.

--

A few minutes later...

Shinji was in the / eva he was feeling really great holding the / Lance of
Longinus... but this
was going to be hard, he couldn't / keep his pants on after all that mad sex
with / Gendou...
Gendou wanted him to point his Lance right into / rei's hot wet snatch which
made shinji even
hornier and suddenly he started screaming "oh god i'm / absolutely confused
and bored out of my
mind."

Touji was waiting, he really needed his / hikari to go away... he was so
sick of shopping with
her for / porn magazines... yeah... maybe if he used more porn magazines
he'd be able to / put
the CD on the counter 'how much does this cost i'm bored and my girlfriends
shopping' 'ha ha'
said the / really ominous logo on the side... damn... he needed
satisfaction. If only he could /
scream in terror as he realized how many more stores were left 'damn i hate
dating'

Gendou sat and thought. "Yes... if only Yui could be here to see / this
shinji my loving son i
love him so much i know i'm hard on him but it's all for yui... i'll never
love another women
like i loved / Ritsuko has a nice ass. He may have been a lecherous bastard,
but Gendou / loved
his own offspring like nothing else in the world... he only wished he could
truly convey his
absolute / indifference for anybody but himself.

Arsenal sat and thought about / how cool it was to have a great guy like
kensuke / annoying the
living hell out of him day after day. If only the little bastard would /
love him... yes... he
really loved the little tyke like a son maybe he'd / beat the shit out of
him one day.

Kensuke / sat / and / thought / damn / Arsenal / kicks / ass.

--

"All right, Shinji, push it on in!" said Gendou.

--

Shinji pushed it into the room of / rei. rei screamed 'shinji i love you
more than / that metal
wall over there. Yes, he'd have to push it through those two holes and
destroy the AT / condom
that he was putting on.. yes... for protection as good as / Gendou screamed,
and Shinji pushed it
in. The duality problem went away, and everybody was back to normal.

Except for a few exceptions, many of them highly problematic, such as the
following...

--

<Background music: A Tribe Called Quest, "Scenario">

The room of SEELE was blackened.

The thirteen massive monoliths could be witnessed in their ritual circle,
once again discussing
the Dead Sea Scrolls.

"So, everything has been reverted to its normal state?" asked SEELE-04.

"Yes," said SEELE-07. "Kaworu has stopped his bizarre episode with
drunkenness, thank God."

"Excellent," said SEELE-13. "You've been rather quiet, Keel. Is anything on
your mind?"

There was a pause before the answer came.

'you people are lame!!' said keel 'im gonna start working without you b00gz
in my plan for world
domination!!!! i will DISCOVER DESTINY!!!!!!!!'


TO BE CONTINUED...

--

End of Part One

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-David Uzumeri