Subject: [FFML][request/teaser] Stupid Commericals III.
From: "Watura Rode" <watura_rode@hotmail.com>
Date: 9/2/1999, 1:39 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

The curse of the Stupid Commericals lives on.  In fact, the insanity is 
growing.  This time I'm looking for more ideas due to a change in format.  
The commericials in Stupid Commericials will become actual commericials 
during a fic I'm writting.  However, the star of it all will be the 
commercials themselves.  (HOW DOES THAT SOUND?  READING A FIC JUST TO SEE 
THE COMMERICIALS)

Unfortunately one of my main sources is not on the net anymore.  Oh well...  
It's time to move on.  If anyone has an Idea that they would like to see 
written, please send them.  Until I have enough stuff for the next one, I'll 
just give topic sentances for the commericals I've already finished.

A School For Wayward Girls owned and ran by Lady Blue and Petoria

Lady Blue:  Here at St. Elsewhere, we provide strong moral beliefs as
            we train these young, innocent, sensual.... er young
            ladies

***

A Finishing School for Girls that guarantees to make females more lady like. 
  However, the instructors are Ukyo, Akane, Ryoko, and the Head Mistress is 
Aeka.

Aeka:  We sculpt girls into fine young women. Now, Domanatrix
       whip training starts at 3:00 pm.  Don't be late, OR ELSE!

***

A public service annoucement by Sasami dealing with the many lemons on the 
FFML.

Sasami:  LOOK YOU FRIGG'IN PERVERTS!!!  I'm sick of seeing your smut
         with my name in them.  If I ever find the guy that wrote
         Carrot Patch or Kagato's Revenge, I'll make it so that
         they'll need the help of a trained monkey to go to the
         bathroom.  AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR!!!!

***

A Mr. Rogers Neighborhood type children's show starring Golga
(INTRODUCING THE NEW FIC LeMont Jenkins: Anime Talent Agent.  Consider it 
Arliss/Jerrry McGuire meets Anime characters)

Golga:  Okay, boys and girls  today I have a surprise.  Blarney the
        Pink Dinosaur is going to be on today.  However, he won't get
        to stay long, because a purple dinosaur payed me to teach
        Blarney a lesson about copy right infrigment.  Can you say
        copy-right infrigment?  I knew you could.

***

English as a second language education tape from Elf Princess Rain

NARRATOR:  Doing simple things like ordering food at a resteraunt.
           Listen as Rain orders a hambuger, fries, and a drink.

Rain:  I have a moose in my pockets with wings on his shoes, a hammer
       fell of floor and landed on the ceiling, piggie back rides free
       for senior citizens.

***

Heh, as you can see... I have no common sense what so ever.  If you think 
you have an idea that is just as obscure or more obscure than that, feel 
free to send it.  If I use it, you will get full credit for the write up.

ja ne

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