This is a new version that has some of the spell and story error fixed let 
me know if I missed any it would be appreciated.


Dragonball Z: The Musical
by,Absolute Zero
absolute____zero@hotmail.com(http://members.xoom.com/ABSOLUTE_ZE/index.htm)
Disclaimer: These are not my characters.

Goku: All right Captain Cock....

(sweat drops on all the faces of the dragonball cast that were on Namek at 
the time)

Goku: No!! Wait !!

(goku begins to stare at the clouds opening up and thunder cracking in the 
background)

Goku:I meant Captain Cocky! CAPTAIN COCKY!!!!

Powerful Voices: I don't think so Goku not this time.

(The the site of true terror envelops his face)
The evil grins form on the faces of the what is revealed to be the president 
of Funimation standing next to the president of Saban.
(the ultimate demonic duo)

Saban President:So goku more swearing on american television mmm looks like 
its time for some more "Re-education".

Goku only screamed and flew away as fast as he could.(remember when he was 
fighting the ginyu forces without seemingly moving at all?)
A futile attempt it would seem seeing as he was caught in a energy bubble 
before he could get very far.
The duo just laughed and laughed as goku inside the bubble disappeared.(to 
another dimension ;-)

The scene fade and changes to goku all tied up in a chair sitting in some 
kind of class room filled with kids. Just then the strange redneck Teacher 
walks into the classroom.

Mr. Mackey: Good morning class mmmkay. Lets take it from the top.

The class nodded and stood up from there desks and goku could only sit the 
words echoing in his head "not again" "not again".
The music begins to play......

Mr. Mackey: There are times you get suckered in by tobacco, alcohol, and 
killin many men mmmkay. But its in when do these things to much that you 
become and addict and must get back in touch.

The children begin to sway to the music as goku struggles to resist while 
trying to get free. (The teacher continues....)

Mr. Mackey:  You can do it its all up to you mmmkayyy. With a little plan 
you can change your life todayyy. You don't have to spend your life addicted 
to smack homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack follow my advise 
and very soon you sayyy its easy mmmkay.

Goku redoubles his efforts to get free as mr. mackey points his pointer to 
the chalkboard.

Mr. Mackey: Step One instead ass say butt like kick your butt or your ah 
butthole.

Mr. Mackey: Step Two instead die say fade as in your all finished and to 
another dimension you go.

Mr. Mackey: Step Three with hell change the "E" cause HFIL is safe for 
american t.v.

Mr. Mackey:  Step Four don't say God anymore cause God is the worst word 
that you can say so just use the word mmmkay.

Goku looks ready to vomit as the children join in.

Children: We can do it its all up to us mmmkayyy. With a little plan we can 
change are lives todayyy. We don't have to spend are lives shootin nothin 
but trash homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash follow this plan 
and very soon you sayyy its easy mmmkay.

Mr. Mackey: Step one

One child: Instead of ass say butt

Second child: Like all kick your butt

Third child: Or your a butthole

Mr. Mackey: Step Two

All children: Instead die say fade

Fourth child: As in your all finished

Fifth child: And to another dimension you go

Mr. Mackey: Step Three

All children: With HELL change the "E" cause HFIL's safe for american t.v.

Mr. Mackey: Step Four

All children: Don't say God anymore cause God is the worst word that you can 
say, God is the worst word that you can say, we should'nt say God no we 
should'nt say God hell no!!!!

Mr. Mackey: MMM there you can go!

At this point Gokus eyes are spiralling and an empty smile covers his face 
as he begins to sway and join in the music.

All together: You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack homeless 
on the streets giving handjobs for crack follow my advise and very soon you 
sayyy its easy mmmkay.

Mr. Mackey: Its easy mmkay

All children plus Goku: Its easy mmmkay

Mr. Mackey: Its easy mmmkay

All children plus Goku: Its easy mmmkay

(hitting that high "e" note as only he can)

Mr. Mackey: Its easy MMMKAYYYYYYYY

Song fades.......

Powerful voices: So Goku are you going to be a good boy ?

A mindless goku just nods in compliance.

Powerful voices: Very well we shall send you back but next time watch the 
language. Scene fades.......

Goku appears were he original was on Namek.

Kurilin: Hey goku there you are we need to you real bad and you just seemed 
to disappear?

The newly re-brainwashed Goku just smiles mindlessly and says..

Goku: Everything is ok Kurilin well get all are friends back to this 
dimension soon.

Kurilin: ya and all those bad guys will be in another dimension soon. 
(kurilin cracks his knuckles in anticipation)

Goku just smiled and nodded in return as they flew away.....

Authors Notes: Well I got the idea for this when I was listening to my new 
cd to the South Park Movie and I couldn't help but notes the irony of living 
in a country that brought the series south park to the world but took a 
masterpiece like Dragonball Z and censor it like crazy kind of weird if you 
ask me oh and sorry about not working on my Tenchi fic I have'nt really had 
the urge to write tenchi right now but will hopefully get back to it soon 
see ya later.


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