Another SpamFic..
By Ryoji Kusanagi <you again?> (yes! I'm back!!) <from where?> (um...)
Standard Disclamer Applies (SDA)
Well, I came up with this idea after read the ol' archive "the spamfiles"
of Gary Kleppe.. well, enjoy! (my fic)
-The spamfiles belongs to Gary, he wrote it, I don't know if he's gonna be
-mad at me 'cause I use it without his permission. (nah.. I don't think
-so.. or maybe I must be prepared for his revenge.... )
Technical Stuff: (It's too technical, you 'll never understand it..)
<> Your thoughs!! (yes! I can read your mind!! wa ha ha ha!!!)
() My thoughs <And I can READ your thoughs!!!> (doh..)
* The scene
- My lines.. (In these lines, I describe some other things
in the scene)
This is the title of the spamfic:
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SOMEONE LOVES ME!!
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*Kuno-Ke
-Sasuke was on the rooftop, meditating.. oh.. no, actually, he was
slepping
Sasuke: (muttering) ah.. If only someone could love me....
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**HERE COMES A ****
**DREAM SCENE!!!!**
**(YOU HAVE BEEN **
**** WARNED..)*****
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*A street
Sasuke: (being huged by a gorgeous woman) Oh..! don't do that! we are
in public! (the woman stops huging sasuke) hey! don't stop!
hug me more! I need love! I'm the worst character of the
entire ranmaverse! Nobody in the FFML want's to write a
fanfic about me!! I will never get married!! oh... you see?
now I'm deppresed.. (sasuke takes a little knife) I think
that being dead is better than this... I wil commit senpuku!!
(all the screen turns red)
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**HERE ENDS THE ***
**DREAM SCENE!!!!**
**(YOU STARTS *****
*** TO CRY..) *****
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-Sasuke wakes up
Sasuke: even my dreams are stupids!!! waaaa.....!!
-The scene fades out..
END----===*********====----END
me: Wow, this one was fast, even I..
Sasuke: NO!!! I'm not done yet!!!
Me: Hey!!! I said that is over!!!! FINITO!!! KAPUT!! FIN!!
Sasuke: no no no!!! I want more time!!! I need to be heared!!!
Me: NO!!!! THAT WHOULD BE DANGEROUS!!! I 'LL NOT ALLOW THAT RISK!!!!
Sasuke: well.. maybe senpuku isn't a bad idea.. (leaves the room)
(someone in the ffml yells:
"No Sasuke!! don't do it!!! you are too young!!" and...
you owe me money you little bastard!!")
C&C are welcome.... flames will be replied, and viruses, will be re-sended
-The next spamfic will be... Popeye The Sailor Moon...
-And there will be more fan services too..
(this was a joke.. ) <AHHHH....>
This text was generated in my old 486 sx at 33mhz.
(*snif* omoide ga ippai..)
This was a PSD Corp. Produccion.. (C)
Again, standard disclaimer applies.
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"What frightens me?.. Because it frightens me.. I'm frightened..
Isn't this frightening..?"
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