Subject: [FFML] [filkish][Ranma] 'Kiss Me'
From: "The Eternal Lost Lurker" <lurkerdrome@worldnet.att.net>
Date: 4/30/1999, 1:55 AM
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An explanation will follow the song.


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Six Yen None The Richer
'Kiss Me'
Lead vocals: Saotome Ranma (female)
[A filk parody of 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer]
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Kiss me, out by the fam'ly dojo
Nightly, on the tatami mats
Sling sling, sling the water wet
You wear my shoes and I will wear your dress

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out of the dojo door
Raise your mallet hand,
Strike down the panda and your father's dance,
Koi pond's sparkling,
So kiss me...

Kiss me, down by the empty schoolground
Fling me, across that camping fire
Bring bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on the lost boy's map

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me, out of the dojo door
Raise your mallet hand,
Strike down the piglet in a biting stance,
Koi pond's sparkling,
So kiss me...





The explanation for this:

If you pay close attention to the lyrics to 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The
Richer, you might notice that, given that the singer is female, it sounds
as though this song is being sung by a woman *to* a woman. This, then,
inspired the strange notion in my mind of onna-Ranma singing this to Akane.
Hence, this thankfully brief piece of rampant idiocy.

Flames should be sent to co2@extinguisher.com.

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