I'm sorry in advance....
San Demas, Japan, 2018
(Cut to interior of garage, and a grainy video picture.
Sudden close-up of Shinji, who is dressed like a late 80s
teenager and carries an inexpertly-held guitar. He flashes
what he thinks is a rakish grin and plays a VERY sour note,
striking a ridiculous pose.)
Shinji: I'm Shinji S. Preston, Esquire!
(Cut to Kaworu, similarly dressed and equipped, who also
plays a sour note and strikes a ridiculous pose.)
Kaworu: And I'm Kaworu "Theodore" Logan!
Together: And we're.... (slowly and loudly).... WILD ANGELS!
(start playing sour notes and headbanging)
Like I said, Gomen nasai! This was sparked by a
conversation after seeing The Matrix--BTW, what ever
happened to the other guy from Bill and Ted's Excellent
Adventure? Anyway, this is yet another fic that I will
probably not write.... but if I did, this is the cast list:
Bill=Shinji
Ted=Kaworu
Rufus=Kaji
Bill's dad=Gendo
Ted's dad=Keele Lorenz
Missy (Bill's stepmom in the first movie, Ted's in the
second)=either Misato or Ritsuko; haven't made up my mind
The princesses=Asuka and Rei
History teacher=Fuyutsuki
And as the historical figures... the Angels!
Neither of these productions belong to me, which is probably
just as well. My apologies to anyone who was offended by
this.