Here's the deal, a year ago I had an idea for a really screwed up Sailor
Moon story. Thing is, I can't really remember what the idea was! ^_^
I wrote the fragment below while thinking about this idea, having just
found it while rooting through some random text and I decided to throw
it out there and see if anyone can use it.
If you can, let me know.
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" I am the Pretty Sailor Suited Commando Sailor Moon, in the name of the
moon I'm gonna decorate the landscape with your innards!"
  The youma looked decidedly nervous <Since when does Sailor Moon wear
ammo bandoliers? > it thought <And is that a tattoo of a globe and
anchor?>
 "Mars! Hose 'em!" Sailor Moon barked in a gravelly Eastwood-esque voice

 "Got it." Sailor Mars replied grimly.
 "Napalm Stream!" Mars shouted as she activated her mystic
flame-thrower.
  The youma screamed in soul-wrenching agony as the white-hot mystic
napalm enveloped it's misshapen form. <They never told me the Senshi
were this... militant!> it wailed internally as it's nerve endings were
seared.
[Now Sailor Moon! Finish it off!] Luna's voice rang out over the Tac-Net

 "Affirmative" The Moon Princess bit off as she readied the Cutie Moon
Autocannon
"Moon Autocannon Burst!"
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
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-TH
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W: How'd it go?
X: On a scale of 1 to 10? It sucked!
W: Oh.
X: Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face.
            -Willow and Xander BTVS first season finale

"YOU try fighting Cthulu, Dillhole!  He'll kick your ass,
  THEN he'll redecorate!"   --Beavis

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