All Ranma characters and suchnot, are copyright by 
Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, and whomever else owns a piece of the
wonderful world of Ranma 1/2 They aren't mine, and I'm 
borrowing them for a purely non-profit fictional work.  Mother Goose
Belongs to someone I'm sure but we all know the words.

Anyway here is the result of midnight madness, Monty Python crosses and 
a deranged husband continued......By the way, unless requested this will be
the last of the Mother Gooses for a while, in part becasue I think I'm
ready to kill me for these, so I expect a few other to be lining up as
well.  ANyway I am working on something a little more serious just to prove
I don't just FILK.

Yours from the nut-house
JA

-------------------------------

Kasumi put the kettle on,
Kasumi put the kettle on,
Kasumi put the kettle on,
Ranma's in the pool.

Akane took it off again,
Akane took it off again,
Akane took it off again,
She preferred he'd stay a Girl.

-------------------------------

Ranma Satome sat in a corner
Looking at Akane's pie,
His belly was hollow, he tried to swallow
And thought, "I think I'm going to die."

-------------------------------

Ranma Sotome went to Nerima,
In a shower of Rain, 
He fell in the koi pond in front of Akane,
And never went male again.

-------------------------------