Okay first off I wanna say thanks for the comments on Essay, I didn't
realize it would start a conversation on the type of English that Kuno uses.

Now on to the fic, I should warn you this was something that I thought up
when I was at work...I have the flu, I was on a Carmel Mochiato buzz, and I
was bored so it might be really weird. Anyhoo it's a spoof, it's not done.
I'm not even sure if I'm going to finish it...I probably will but I'm still
not quite sure. So C&C are really welcome, and if you think I should
continue it tell me. Okay I now need sleep...long day...even longer
tomorrow, the first full day that the Flames don't have Fleury..oh and I
have to work.

Crikit ^_^ \/,  crikit@geocities.com
www.geocities.com/tokyo/harbor/6508

"I don't break rules, I bend them a lot...*evil grin*"

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Ranma 1/2 is property of Rumiko Takahashi, it's not mine...I could only
wish.
If it was mine however i wouldn't sure for people doing fics or anything
like that
....and I'm rambling so I'll shut up now!

THE RANMAZONE
A Ranma � fanfic by Tracy Garnett Aka Crikit

Due due due due, due due due due�

Commanding voice: You are now entering THE RANMAZONE. A place that revolves
around one young man and the everyday occurrences of his life. Join us in
witnessing Ranma's trip to the Dairy Wringer show (Dairy Wringer, is a
fictional character any likeness to anybody in real life is purely a
coincidence�yeah right!) and now let us enter the RANMAZONE�do do do�

Director: Okay, cue lights, cue camera, cue music, cue audience, and cue
Dairy!!

Audience: Dairy! Dairy! Dairy! Dairy!

(Dairy walks out)

Dairy: Thank you, thank you! And welcome to the Dairy Wringer show. Today's
show is about men who cheat on their fianc�es. IT promises to be a good
show. We'll get started with it after this commercial break.

Director: Cue commercial�

Commercial�.

Washu: Are you bent on world domination? Would you like to destroy the
neighboring country but just don't know how? If either of those apply to
you�then come on down to Washu's weapon emporium. That's right Washu's
weapon emporium the only store in the galaxy that sells nuclear plasma
cannons.

Announcer: That's Washu's Weapon Emporium at the corner of Smith and 64th.

Director: Okay and we're back in 5.. 4�3�2�we're on the air.

Dairy: Welcome back! As I said before the break today's topic is Men who
cheat on their fianc�es�or IS IT HER OR IS IT ME? Now I would like every one
to meet Ukyo. Hello Ukyo nice to have you here.

(Ukyo smiles and nods)

Ukyo: Hi sugar.

Dairy: Now Ukyo says that her fianc�e Ranma isn't just cheating on her with
one other girl but three other girls�

Various audience members: The dirt bag�What a loser� I would dump his butt!

Dairy: But that's not all. Ukyo why don't you tell everybody how long you've
been engaged to Ranma.

Ukyo: Um�well I've been engaged to Ranma for 11 or 12 years now.

Dairy: Uh huh, and how many of those years has he been cheating on you?

Ukyo: All of them.

Audience: WHAT?

Dairy: So you've been engaged to Ranma for about 12 years now and he's been
cheating on you the whole time?

Ukyo: Yeah, and that's not that half of it. He left me to.

Loud mouthed woman: Yo Dairy, I have a question! If you've been engaged for
twelve years, he's been cheating on you the whole time, and he abandoned you
why are still with him? I think you should dumb this guy's sorry butt!!!

Ukyo: No, I can't�I love Ranma.

Loud-mouthed woman: Well he obviously doesn't love you!

(Ukyo starts to glow)

Ukyo: If I were you I would watch what you say about Ranma!

Director: go too commercial, go too commercial�.

Dairy: And we'll be right back after this quick commercial break!

Commercial:

Urd: Are you in love with someone who doesn't love you back? Do you wish
that you could get revenge on all those would be lovers who walked all over
you? Are you just bad at the whole game of romance? If you answered yes,
then I'm your goddess. I'm Urd and I want to help you to have a successful
romance. So if you want to add that extra little spark to your love life, or
catch the guy or gal of your dreams well then give me a call. The number is
555-LOVE that's 555-LOVE.