Very cute, guys... and as for you, Gary:

		AKS&U
 
 To choose but one would... HEY!!
 
 [Ranma tries to run, but is knocked down by a flutty of thrown spatulas,
 clubs, and other objects. A general melee breaks out as the lights dim
 and the curtain closes.]

Soun:  Waaah, Ranma!  And I thought you were so RUGGED!!

Dear sir:

I would like to object in strongest possible terms
about the song you have just broadcast about
the martial artist with four fiancees.  Many of my
best friends are martial artist, and only a few 
even have girlfriends.

Yours etc.
Sir Brigadier Mishima Yukio

P.S.  I have never kissed the editor of the Asahi Shinbun