Subject: Re: [FFML] Ranma/Monty Python?
From: Angus MacSpon
Date: 2/26/1999, 8:21 PM
To: kleppe@execpc.com (Gary Kleppe)
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

I've lost my note of who originally posted this, a few months ago,
but I've always thought this was the best version I've seen.  If you
happen to know who wrote it, please let me know...
Angus
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RANMA:

I'm a martial artist, I'm okay,
I sleep all night, fight all day.

LUMBERJACKS

He's a martial artist, He's okay,
He sleeps all night, he fights all day

RANMA:

I like to eat, I train a lot,
My love life is a whirl.
Whenever I get wet, I
Will turn into a girl.

LUMBERJACKS:

He likes to eat, He trains a lot,
His love life is a whirl.
Whenever he gets wet, he
Will turn into a... girl?

SHAMPOO:

I'm an Amazon, I'm okay,
I'll be my Ranma's bride someday.

LUMBERJACKS:

She's an Amazon, she's okay,
She'll be her Ranma's bride someday.

SHAMPOO:

I cook good food, I fight real well,
I'm not so good at math.
I like to hug my Ranma
When he's naked in the bath.

LUMBERJACKS:

She cooks good food, she fights real well,
She's not so good at math.
She likes to hug her Ranma
When he's naked in... the....

UKYO:

Okonomiyaki is okay,
I cook for Ranma every day.

LUMBERJACKS:

Okonomiyaki is okay,
She cooks for Ranma every day.

UKYO:

He's so perfect, he's so fine,
He's the man I want to wed.
If he ever marries someone else,
I'll break his stupid head.

LUMBERJACKS:

He's so perfect, he's so fine,
He's the man she wants to wed.
If he ever marries someone else,
She'll break... his stupid head.

MOUSSE:

Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo,
Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo,
Wonderful SHAAMpoo,
Beautiful SHAAMpoo....

SHAMPOO

OUT!  OUT!  OUT!  OUT!   *WHAM*
Stupid Mousse....

AKANE:

Ranma's an idiot, he's not okay,
I don't wanna be his fianc�e.

LUMBERJACKS:

Ranma's an idiot, he's not okay,
She doesn't want to be his fianc�e.

AKANE:

He's a pervert, he's a creep,
He says I'm ugly too.
Oh, Ranma, won't you kiss me,
I'm in love with you.

LUMBERJACKS:

He's a pervert, he's a creep,
He says she's ugly too.
Oh, Ranma, won't you... kiss her?
She's in love with you.

HAPPOUSAI:

I'm a martial artist, I'm okay.
I sleep all night, I fight all day.

LUMBERJACKS:

He's a martial artist, he's okay.
He sleeps all night, he fights all day.

HAPPOUSAI:

I wear nice clothes, I like to steal
Women's underwear.
I like to put my face in them
and smell the pubic hair.

LUMBERJACKS:

He wears nice clothes, he likes to steal
Womens....

[Lumberjacks chase Happousai with axes.]

KODACHI:

Ranma-sama, Ranma-sama,
Ranma-sama, Ranma-sama....

IT'S A MAN'S LIFE IN THE MARTIAL ARTS.