I've lost my note of who originally posted this, a few months ago,
but I've always thought this was the best version I've seen. If you
happen to know who wrote it, please let me know...
Angus
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RANMA:
I'm a martial artist, I'm okay,
I sleep all night, fight all day.
LUMBERJACKS
He's a martial artist, He's okay,
He sleeps all night, he fights all day
RANMA:
I like to eat, I train a lot,
My love life is a whirl.
Whenever I get wet, I
Will turn into a girl.
LUMBERJACKS:
He likes to eat, He trains a lot,
His love life is a whirl.
Whenever he gets wet, he
Will turn into a... girl?
SHAMPOO:
I'm an Amazon, I'm okay,
I'll be my Ranma's bride someday.
LUMBERJACKS:
She's an Amazon, she's okay,
She'll be her Ranma's bride someday.
SHAMPOO:
I cook good food, I fight real well,
I'm not so good at math.
I like to hug my Ranma
When he's naked in the bath.
LUMBERJACKS:
She cooks good food, she fights real well,
She's not so good at math.
She likes to hug her Ranma
When he's naked in... the....
UKYO:
Okonomiyaki is okay,
I cook for Ranma every day.
LUMBERJACKS:
Okonomiyaki is okay,
She cooks for Ranma every day.
UKYO:
He's so perfect, he's so fine,
He's the man I want to wed.
If he ever marries someone else,
I'll break his stupid head.
LUMBERJACKS:
He's so perfect, he's so fine,
He's the man she wants to wed.
If he ever marries someone else,
She'll break... his stupid head.
MOUSSE:
Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo,
Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo, Shampoo,
Wonderful SHAAMpoo,
Beautiful SHAAMpoo....
SHAMPOO
OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! *WHAM*
Stupid Mousse....
AKANE:
Ranma's an idiot, he's not okay,
I don't wanna be his fianc�e.
LUMBERJACKS:
Ranma's an idiot, he's not okay,
She doesn't want to be his fianc�e.
AKANE:
He's a pervert, he's a creep,
He says I'm ugly too.
Oh, Ranma, won't you kiss me,
I'm in love with you.
LUMBERJACKS:
He's a pervert, he's a creep,
He says she's ugly too.
Oh, Ranma, won't you... kiss her?
She's in love with you.
HAPPOUSAI:
I'm a martial artist, I'm okay.
I sleep all night, I fight all day.
LUMBERJACKS:
He's a martial artist, he's okay.
He sleeps all night, he fights all day.
HAPPOUSAI:
I wear nice clothes, I like to steal
Women's underwear.
I like to put my face in them
and smell the pubic hair.
LUMBERJACKS:
He wears nice clothes, he likes to steal
Womens....
[Lumberjacks chase Happousai with axes.]
KODACHI:
Ranma-sama, Ranma-sama,
Ranma-sama, Ranma-sama....
IT'S A MAN'S LIFE IN THE MARTIAL ARTS.