Burnett/Edwards residence wrote:

        I am sure most of you recall the original work Catbert loosed upon the list towards the end of the last year - you know, the one with influences from Duke Nukem, La Blue Girl, and some other places (which led me to dub the thing 'Robert Nukem'.
  My request, therefore, is a simple one: anyone with the entirety of this work on hand, plese send me a message ASAP.

Go here:<http://illusion.snu.ac.kr/~wacko/ffml/archives/>
and download the archive for 1999-01-19.  That has the fic you are hunting for.  It is callled Ecchi