THIS MSTing BROUGHT TO YOU .....cuz I am in a silly mood. ^_^
It is to be noted that this is all just for fun and I obtained the authors
permission to do this beforehand. It is also to be known that I would never
MST an author I didn't know and didn't respect. That said on with the show.
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MILITARY DRILL SERGEANT APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE!
All Right Roll CALL!! *ATTENTION!!* --all snap to attention--
-Ranma Saotome, smart-ass and general nuisance HERE SIR!
-Akane Tendo, Ranma smacker and master at arms HERE SIR!
-Kasumi Tendo, adorably sweet young girl (with a dirty mind) here sir...oh my.
-Tenchi Muyo, wimpy but most eligible bachelor in the galaxy HERE SIR!
- Kodachi Kuno, just to keep things interesting.
(not all there sir * a helpful aide whispers* )......Ohh ho ho ho ho ho
ho!!!!! ^_^
MILITARY DRILL SERGEANT DISAPPEARS INTO NOWHERE!
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Tell me what you think please!
Ranma- I think I'm hungry.
Akane- I think you need a smacking.
Tenchi- Where the hell did Washu send me now....and where are my CLOTHES!?
Kasumi- *blushing* oh my!
Kodachi- any blood yet?
Yes I do have a reason Ranma is acting the
way
he is. No he is not OOC, not if he had lived this long.
Long
Ranma- Hey I am only 16 wah cha talkin bout willis?
November 13, 1998
"Who are you?" she asked.
Ranma- I'm Ranma Saotome...Sorry bout this. ^_^
Akane- Baka *rolls eyes*
Tenchi- Huh?
Kasumi- Tenchi dear let the man speak
Kodachi- *seems to be missing....aides rush off in search for her*
"My name is Ranma Saotome. It's the least I could do." the man replied.
Ranma- Least I could do least I could do....where have I heard that
before....Shori?
Akane- Who?
Ranma- *blush* nevermind.
Tenchi- *now donning that ever popular fig leaf appareal* --muttering--I
swear this time I'm gonna lock Washu up for a century.
Kasumi- Tenchi Dear you need more leafs.
Kodachi- *still missing*
Looking up into Ranma's eyes, "Why help a company like Genom take over
the
world?"
Ranma- Because I found out they had a cure for Akane's cooking?
Akane- WHAM!! *we see Ranma entering lower earth orbit*
Tenchi- Hey Look he can fly like Ryoko ^_^
Kasumi- Oh my, that's gotta hurt
Kodachi- *pops back into scene grinning naughtily*
All- Where did you go.
Kodachi - Plot hole.
Sylia finally managed to get out. She had never heard of this
person
before today and the look in his eyes was not the same as the ones Quincy
and
Genom usually employed to do their dirty work. Looking at him, Sylia was
reminded of her father when he found out what Genom was planning to use his
boomer technology for.
Ranma-Oh the horror, disco dancing robots! It had to end.
Akane- *does a double take* How did you get down so fast?
Tenchi- *clutching head* what on earth is going on.
Kasumi- Wow, you sound just like father! ^_^
Kodachi- *slips out of scene again*
There was really nothing she could do in her current
condition. After fighting the fake Knight Sabers, her suit was severely
damaged. Then this man appeared from the shadows and was now standing over
her, one hand on her throat.
Ranma- Little does she know I am a master of chinese throat therapy ^_^
Akane- WHAM!!
Tenchi- Doesn't that hurt?
Akane- *shrugs* Eh, he's gotta be used to it by now.
Kasumi- *asleep*
Kodachi- *still missing....strange noises can be heard in background*
Rest of Audience- Shhhhh!
All- Glare at audience and they turn around again ^_-
Lowering his gaze for a moment in shame, Ranma shedded a single tear at
what
Ranma- I hate construction! Why would I build a shed?
Akane- I think the author meant shed a tear.
Tenchi- Do I get to say anything in this?
Kasumi- huh?
Kodachi- *pops back into scene* I didn't do it nobody saw me do it, can't
prove anything.
was about to happen. Throughout his entire life, Ranma had never actually
killed someone, not counting Saffron because of his unique attributes. Now
towering over an injured woman, he was going to break not one but two of
his
promises. One never to kill and the other never hit girls or the opposite
sex. He had his orders and they stated for him to kill her. Calming
himself
down, "Nothing personal," Ranma replied, "This is just something I have to
do."
Sylia detected a note of dread at the end. *He doesn't want to kill me,*
she thought.
Ranma- At the end of what? Does she read minds or sumthin?
Akane- Idiot it's implied
Tenchi- Where's my contract?! I have to have some sort of role here!
Kasumi- You do dear, it is to give me backrubs.
All- Facefault, as Kasumi tuns around and allows Tenchi to rub.
Kasumi----------what?
Kodachi- *grins evil like* When's my turn?
Trying to think of a way to salvage the situation, Sylia was
surprised to find she could breathe easily again. For some reason, the man
had released her.
Ranma- Hand got tired.
Akane- *smacks forehead* IDIOT!
Tenchi- I have the same problem sometimes.
Kasumi- Oh dear. Tenchi please don't stop I am most comfortable
Kodachi- *whines* MY TURN MY TURN!
"You want me to do what?
Ranma- hey hey hey! I'm NOT that kind of boy!
Akane- WHAM!! *ranma sails off*
Tenchi- I know! that has to hurt! And where the hell do you keep getting that
mallet from?
Akane- *shrugs*
Kasumi- You don't wanna know.
Kodachi- Is it my turn yet?
Stop Largo? Yes, I'll get right on it." Ranma
answered aloud, he had one hand pressed against his left ear.
Ranma- He then turned to the readers and explained that he had an itch on his
ear, but the author just didn't bother to tell people this.
Akane- *rolls eyes*
Tenchi- Um...my hands are starting to crap.
Kasumi- Quiet slave boy.....oh dear did I say that.......?
Kodachi- Heh.
Turning back
to
Sylvia, "Excuse me, I have to be going." There was a smile on Ranma's face.
Ranma- Heh.
Akane- I don wanna know?
Tenchi- Okay I wanna talk to my agent. this role sucks
Kasumi- Oh Tenchi dear we have to talk about hiring you on full time.
Kodachi- IS IT MY TURN YET?!?!?!
Kasumi- Oh very well. Tenchi be a dear would you?
* * * * *
"I don't know who is worse," Quincy thought to himself, "Ranma or Largo's
ego."
* * * * *
Ranma- Or Asayogure's ego?
Akane- You betcha
Tenchi- I'll say.
Kasumi- huh
Kodachi- Ohhhhhh tenchi darling I love you......
Looking at one of the Knight Sabers, "Pathetic. I thought Sylvia had more
sense than hire someone like you. You are nothing after I broke that toy
of
yours." Largo gloated.
*Please give me more power. Anri. Sylvie. Enough power to kill this
bastard.* Priss prayed.
Ranma- Also please excuse this gigantic plot hole and watch your step it's a
doosey
Akane- When did you get such an extensive vocabulary?
Ranma- Um......
Tenchi- Uh, girls my hands are getting kind of tired.
Kasumi- What's that dear?
Kodachi- *slips off to do more mischief*
Walking up to Priss, "Prepare to meet your maker. A new age is
approaching
across the horizon and I shall be the one to lead it. I am immortal. I am
GOD!!!" Largo roared, "You, on the other hand, will never see another
sunrise
again." Reaching out with his right hand, intending to crush her throat,
he
stopped when a piece of rock impacted his head.
Akane- I thought fish sausage was more your style?
Ranma- Eh...it gets old ...besides I was bit too far from any local ramen
shops
Akane- *rolls eyes* weirdo
Tenchi- *jumps up from floor to go call agent.*
Kasumi- Oh shoot now I have no backrub person
Kodachi- *still missing*
Looking over at the source, Largo saw a man leaning against one of the
walls.
He was tossing, up and down, another piece of rock. "Who are you?" Largo
demanded. *How dare a mere human mock me so,* Largo thought.
"Run! He's not what he seems! He's a boomer!" Priss shouted to the man.
Priss could have sworn she saw him smile when she mentioned that Largo was
a
boomer. *Does he have a death wish?*
"So you're a boomer then? This will make my job a lot easier." Ranma
said.
Walking in Largo's general direction, "Quincy sent me to deliver a message
to
you."
*He works for Genom,* Priss thought, *And here I was worried about him. I
hope they kill each other.*
"What does the old man want?" Largo asked.
"You're fired."
"This is funny. Do you know who I am?"
Ranma- Ooh wait I know this one .....he said god right?!
Akane- *rolls eyes some more* baka
Tenchi- *on phone* do you have any idea how fired you are?!!
Kasumi- Hmm....maybe he needs a new agent
Kodachi- *back in scene- busily trying to hide a rather large object under her
chair*
All- whatcha got there kodachi?
Kodaci- none of your beeswax
"An asshole?"
Ranma- hey I was close
Akane- shuddup. **whacks him upside the head softly**
Tenchi- *storms back into room*
Kasumi- Oh dear I am running out of things to do, is this thing over yet?
Kodachi- I'm not done yet hang on.
"Die!" Largo shouted, as he sent two of his boomers at Ranma.
As both C-20 boomers headed towards Ranma, he just stood still. Cocking
his
head slightly, "Want me to tell you the good and bad points about boomers?"
Ranma asked Priss.
Confused was the only word that could describe what she was feeling.
*What
is going on here?*
Taking her silence as a yes, "First boomers are robots and that means
killing
them will not bother me in the least and second they break so easily."
Ranma
spoke. To make his point, he waited until both boomers were close enough
and
then poked each of them once. "See?" Ranma ask, before both boomers
exploded,
all their electrical parts exploded, taking with them their organic
counterparts.
Ranma- I got ryouga to teach me the breaking point technique you see ^_^
Akane- I thought that only worked on rocks
Ranma- yeah well this is a MSTing, work with me.
Tenchi- Well I'll be leaving....
Kasumi- Oh dear so soon?
Kodachi-*gone again......starting to wonder what she is up to?*
"What!!! How?" Largo shouted in rage and disbelief.
Still smirking, "Wouldn't you like to know," Ranma teased. Getting a
serious
look, "Time to end this." Ranma stated.
"I couldn't agree, time to die mortal!" Largo shouted.
"Like you would know anything about immortality," Ranma snarl.
A bright flash of light was all the warning Ranma received when a bright
beam
of light struck him.
Ranma- Heads up! Watch for falling plot holes and orbital laser beams!
Akane- Moron. They meant the laser only.
Ranma- Well someone has to warn people.
Tenchi- Are you sure I am supposed to be here.
Kasumi- Quite dear, now keep rubbing.
Kodachi- *still gone, but now mechanical tinkering noises can be heard in
background......All get little tear drops on heads*
"Hahaha!!! I am god!" Largo laughed out loud.
Ranma-No I'm god
Akane- No I am!
Tenchi- Well I am from jurai.....
Kasumi- hush tenchi .....less talk more rub.
Kodachi- *still gone....driving you nuts yet?*
Blinking, "You bastard! Can't even fight fairly!" Priss shouted,
struggling
to get up. When Priss was about to collapse, a pair of arms steadied her.
"You shouldn't strain yourself like that," Ranma advised Priss.
Surprise turned to angry, "Get away from me, you bastard. Didn't you know
Genom is evil?"
Ranma-Hands author an english tutorial, several chapters on dialogue are
highlighted.
Akane- *snorts* Oh like you could do better Ranma.
Ranma- *grins*
Tenchi- *muttering* I swear this is the last time I let Washu book me to do
anything.
Kasumi- *moans slightly*
Kodachi- *still gone but noises in back ground are getting louder*
Shrugging his shoulders, "Doesn't matter to me. They help me, I help
them."
Ranma-And they have these really cool girl boomers in the employee
lounge...*drools slightly*
Akane- *battle aura flairs* PERVERT!....WHAM!!
Ranma- *Sailing away* Unnnnnnn cuuuuuuuuute
Tenchi- *muttering* He's gonna feel that one in the morning.
Kasumi- *still moaning*
Kodachi- *Yes I do have a reason for her disapearrance*
he explained. Looking over at Largo, "That was a cheap shot. Now it's my
turn." Using one hand to hold Priss up, Ranma pointed the other at Largo.
His hands started to glow. "Die," Ranma spoke, launching a ball of ki
energy
at his opponent.
Ranma- I happen to like Ryouga's fighting lines ya see ^_^
Akane- baka ...ryouga will kill you for stealing his material.
Tenchi- Um, Kasumi ....could you um....stop purring, you're making me nervous
Kasumi- *mmmmmmmmmm*
Kodachi- *yup still gone*
As it left his hands, Priss could feel the heat from the ball of energy.
*What is he?*
Akane- A jerk!
Ranma- Hey that was uncalled for!
Tenchi- I'm staying out of this.
Kasumi- *mmmmmmmm*
Kodachi- *pops back into scene with a grin on face*
All- what have you been up to?
Kodachi- Secret.
Looking over at Largo, there was only a pile of ashes.
"Chalk one up for the good guys," Ranma cheered.
Suddenly A SUPER Boomer stepped into view. The last remaining boomers fired
and tried to take it out, but to no avail. The Sabers also went after it but
they too were swatted aside like mere insects.
*The hatch pops open wish a snap-hiss of escaping coolent*
Kodachi - No...I'm God.
All- what in the hell.??!! *tear drops and facefaults abound*
Kodachi- Well I know this guy on the chem club ya see, and they have been
slaving away since the failed land mine incident. And here is the end result.
^_^
Ranma - *backing away* Um...I gotta go, yeah.
Will this story continue....maybe....
Now that is a teaser ^_^
okay I am done now ^_^
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Asayogure is nineteen, "Akane said. "He is a
'pathological-techno-fetishist-with-social-deficit.'"
"A What?"
"Otaku."
>From Idoru
By William Gibson
*********GRIN!! DAT's ME!!!!************************
"of all the things I lost.....I miss my mind the most...."
Do you think this sigline is long enough yet?
Signing off -Asayogure
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