Subject: [FFML][MST of a MST][Ranma][1 of 2] Chocolates...
From: Shade
Date: 1/16/1999, 2:44 AM
To: Fan Fiction List

<Author's notes: I found this MST awhile back and 
decided to counter MST it. Donny's fics are really
good (At least in my opinion) and thus must be 
defended to the death. I do intend to write a 
separate MST of the original story. ^^> 

<Our Quarrelsome Quartet enter: The Bard, Shadow,
Rowan, and the Guardian>

Bard: We're back...

Shadow: And still not getting paid...

Rowan: Knock it off you two! You guys sound like MSTers!

<Author sweatdrops>
<"Ahehe....no offense meant by that comment!">

Guardian: Anyway, this time we're doing to do a MST
          of a MST, since Shade still isn't ready 
          and he feels that he needs to build up his
          experience level before AMN is opened.
          So here we are. 

Shadow: *Receive 200 XP for MST, Level Up!*

Guardian: Okay...who let him play all of the Final
          Fantasy series again?

Bard & Rowan: We plead the fifth.

(And now for something completely different)

<The guys take their seats>

Chocolates, chocolates, and more chocolates...

<All> Mmmm....chocolate.

WRITTEN BY: Donny Cheng

<All>: <Cheering>

MSTIED BY: Jamie Jeans a.k.a. JOLT!!!

Bard: Eww.....Jam on jeans....messy.

Shadow: I prefer something without caffeine.

Rowan & Guardian: Ditto.

I am finally at my twenty-ninth fanfic and boy,

Guardian: and boy are my arms tired!

<Quick spotlight on a cabbit with a drumset>
<Ryo-ohki plays a rimshot>

Rowan: That was bad....

Bard & Shadow: No kidding.

does it feel good to get off that A-ko fanfic.
 I think I can get my thirtieth MSTied fanfic
 done before the first of June. Wish me luck!

Shadow: Should we?

<All>: Naaahh....

LEGAL STUFF: All the Anime characters in the following
MST belongs to the talented and creative people who 
made them. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing
your characters and not making any claim on them. The Club
Anipike belongs to Nightbreak, whom I am grateful to for
allowing me to use it. Samantha Jones a.k.a. Silhouette,
belongs to me, Jamie Jeans

Rowan: Well at least she�s covered herself.

Now, on to the show!

Bard: When last we left our hero Ash...*BAP*....ow.....

Guardian: <Puts mallet away> NO POKEMON!!!

Rowan: He�s seen too much of Team Rocket.
________________________________________________________

Shadow: �It�s dead Jim.�

Guardian: Does that mean we can leave?

Rowan: No.

Shadow & Guardian: Damn!

  The Club Anipike was jumping with customers
    as various people,

Bard: (Club Anipike) Jump with me now customers!

coming in from the break in 

Shadow: Ah...Good ol� Ryoko.

between the first and second rounds of the Author
Avatar Tournament.

<All>: Huh???

Guardian: You....you......you mean that they actually
          are proud of doing that?!?!?!!!

<Bard and Shadow make gagging sounds>

Not only were there people from many various Anime
shows, but several MSTiers were there as well.

Bard: Hey! Nobody invited us!!! I hate missing a good party!

Rowan: Be thankful for small favors.

On several large screen TVs were replays of the first
eight matches as well as interviews with many of the
self-inserted characters.

Bard: How do you self insert yourself? Isn�t that
      anatomically impossible?

*WHAM**CRUSH**BAP*

<The other three put away their non-lethal Hentai
 control devices>

Shadow: That was sick.

Rowan: Coming from you that�s pretty bad.

One of the screens was currently replaying the footage
of Samantha Jones Ki blasting Adam Chris Leigh during
his interview with Michael Cole.

<All>: Blatent SI!!!

 And thus did the mighty Guardian and Shadow use the
 holy thermonuclear GU-233 space modulator to destroy
 the evil avatars. And there was much rejoicing.

<Bored Peasants>: yay.

(HEY!!! Get away from my keyboard you two!!!)

Shadow & Guardian: Damn....almost worked.

Bard: If we have to suffer, so do you.

       Misato and Jotouro were working overtime
as they attempted to meet the orders of everyone at the
Club Anipike even as C-ko and Akane were cooking up a
storm in the kitchen. 

<All> 0_0.................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bard: (Pale) The horror....the unspeakable horror......

Rowan: If I were religious I�d be praying now.

Guardian: (In Shock) The worst cooks in the Aniverse........in one          
kitchen....

Shadow: It�s a little too late to pray....time to bend over
        and kiss your butt goodbye. 

Shouting out, Misato caught the attention of Mihoshi
and Aeka, directing them to help out in the kitchen.

<All>: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Shadow: I can understand Mihoshi....but AYEKA!?!?!

Guardian: Terrible doesn�t even begin to describe her cooking.

Bard: She thinks whipping the cream is a Jurian wedding ritual.

Rowan: Let�s not even think about her version of beating the eggs........

<All four involuntarily cross their legs at that>

       "You gotta remain calm," a young man was speaking
to a beautiful redhead.  "Remain calm? That *jerk* kept
on insulting Mihoshi for no god damned reason," Samantha
Jones shouted back. The two were seated across from each other

Guardian: At least she�s defending the goddess Mihoshi.

Rowan: Maybe this won�t be so bad.

<All four think about that possibilty for a moment>

<All>: Naahh....

       "And if A-ko and Ryouko hadn't been there,
you would have killed him," Washu said, coming up
>from behind her and taking a seat.

Bard: (Washu) My seat! Mine Mine Mine!!!

Rowan: You know Washu-chan�s going to make you pay for that....

<A Tanuki Statue appears and smashes the Bard>

Bard:........********........

Rowan: Told ya.

Guardian: (Reading a note on the statue)
         �Got that right! Just because I�m working on
          the AMN doesn�t mean I haven�t been keeping
          track of my little guinea pigs. Don�t forget,
          I still have to do your physicals!
         -The Greatest Kawaii Genius in the Universe�

Shadow: Uh oh....not again!!!

Rowan: What�s worse then seeing Little Washu in a nurse�s outfit?

Guardian: Seeing Minako in one.

Shadow: And what�s worse then that?

Bard: Seeing Urd in one.

Rowan: (Impressed whistle) Talk about quick recovery...

Bard: <Shrugs> Good hentais never die, we just get more compact.

   "Hi Washu," the man said.
   "Hello Jamie. You getting a drink too?"
   Jamie swished the remainder of his drink around
before setting the glass down. "Just some pop, Washu. 
I can't handle anything stronger."

Shadow: (Ranma) Ah, so you like to beat up Genma too.

Looking over her, he saw a familiar face and got up.
"Look, I'm gonna talk with some friends for a little bit.
I'll catch you later."
 
Rowan: What is she, a bug collection?

       The two redheads watched him go and caught
little pieces of his conversation.

Guardian: I caught an �I�!

Bard: I�ll trade you for an �and�

  >      "How you getting on, Seth?"

Rowan: I don�t think it�s that kind of a fic.

    >    "Just great, Jamie. You meet Megane yet?"

Bard: Who?

Shadow: 6.7, a real twisted author and MSTer

Bard: Oh...that Megane.

      >  "Oh my god! It's a pleasure to meet you!"

       Shadow: Mihoshi meets Kami-sama.

        > "Same here..."

       Rowan: If they�re all the same what�s the point?

        > "Hey, Timothy, come on over here!"

	Guardian: Not going to even touch that one.

         > "Yeah, what is it Michael? Oh hi, Jamie.
         > What are you doing here?"

	Shadow: Welcome to a Clueless Anime fusion.

	Guardian: (Preppie) Like fer sure....*CLONG*

	Bard: <Puts away lute> That�s enough of that.

       "Same as you. Just getting a drink and
awaiting the second round of the AA Tournament..."

Shadow: Yes, Alcoholics Anonymous has become the latest sport.

Bard: Get drunk, then see who�s fastest to the emergency room.

      The two characters tuned out the talk and concentrated
on their drinks. "that was a good Ki blast, Samantha," Washu
finally said.

Rowan:.....of course the authors are deity level powers.....reality not      
withstanding.

   >     "Thanks. I have to thank Piccolo for that one."

<All>: (Shout) Dragonball SUCKS!!!!

     >   "Nihao," shouted a familiar voice over the roar
     >   of the crowd.

	Rowan: (Moose) �Shampoo!�

      >   Turning around, Samantha spotted Shampoo and
 >Rei just coming into the Club, the Amazon holding a small
 >leaflet of paper in her hands.

  >      "How are you doing?" Rei asked.

    >    "Just killing some time before the next part of the AA
tournament starts," Washu replied.

Guardian: First you take the tachyon knife like so...then stab
          really hard into the space-time continuum.

Shadow: Or just shoot the clock.

  >      "Good, because I have the perfect thing to do 
  >away the time with," the Senshi said.

Bard: Homicidal Rei, coming soon to a clock near you.

  >      "Shampoo find goofy massive crossover on net
  >just now. Want to riff it?" Shampoo asked.

Rowan: gee, I found a goofy riff on the net, want to MST it?

<Bard, Shadow, Guardian>: Sure!

    Samantha perked up. She had a good chunk of
aggression to work out and riffing a fanfic was the perfect
to get it done. "Okay. Lets go."

<All>: We�re happy to return the favor!

     *               *               *

Shadow: (Rei) �Oh starry knight...�

<The theater doors opened and Samantha, Washu, Rei,
and Shampoo enter. Samantha sits down in the fourth
seat while Shampoo takes the fourth. Washu sits in 
the second even as Rei takes the first.>

Bard: Whoohoo! Lesbian Scene!!!

Shadow: In fourth place is Samantha, wait...so�s
        Shampoo! What a display of physical contortions
        as they struggle to fit into the same seat!

SHAMPOO: Only thing Shampoo not like about AA tournament.

Rowan: (Shampoo) Shampoo unable to hold her liquor!

Bard: I�d like to lick h.....*SMASH*

Guardian: <Looks smug> Now we�re even.

REI: What's that?
SHAMPOO: Pat Lee won over Wolf.
SAMANTHA: Wolf? Oh, that Wolverine rip off.

Rowan: Actually the wolf is not even a tenth as
       mean as a wolverine.

WASHU: Don't worry Shampoo, he'll get his butt
        kicked by Adam Chris Leigh....
SAMANTHA: Grrr...
WASHU: That is, if Samantha hasn't killed hum by then.

<All>: We�ve said it before and we�ll say it again. BLEEEEEEEHHH!!!

Bard: How do you kill a hum anyway?

Disclaimer:  All characters portrayed in this story
are the property of their respective creators and companies.
I don't own any of them. Please don't sue me.

SAMANTHA: <lawyer> Oh, we won't. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bard: When will the hurting stop?

This story takes place after volume 38 of the Ranma manga.
It draws ideas from anime of all the series involved.

REI: Uh-oh. I never did read the Manga.

SAMANTHA: Neither have I.

<All>: Why are we not surprised?

SHAMPOO: Shampoo make most riffs then.

This is special number 2 of my crossover series and
takes place after the first one.

WASHU: Well at least he knows basic arithmetic.

<A highpitched humming starts building in the background>

C & C welcomed.  Flames not.

REI: Too late!

Guardian: Ah, the pyro strikes again.

A Ranma/Sailor Moon/Ah! My Goddess/Tenchi Muyo!/Yu Yu Hakusho/Nuku
Nuku/Darkstalkers crossover

<All>: Yahoo!!! Alright Donny!!!

ALL: <stare in shock>
SAMANTHA: where did he get the money to pay all of you?

Shadow: You�re the avatar, you tell us!  

SHAMPOO: No idea but it okay fanfic we stared in.

Guardian: Okay?! It�s a great story!!!

Rowan: Calm down, they�re entitled to their opinion.

Shadow: Of course we�re entitled to ours.

WASHU: Actually, I have this strange feeling that it
sort of comes close to ripping apart the Time/Space continuum.

<Humming increases in intensity>

Rowan: Uh oh....

Bard: What?

SAMANTHA: Like Minako in...
REI: It wasn't her fault Nightman wrote such a bad script!
WASHU: Joxer and Serenity... <shudders>

<All>: <Shudder> We didn�t need to know that!

Chocolates, Chocolates, and More Chocolates

REI: Authors, authors, and more authors...

Bard: Author! Author! 

By

SHAMPOO: Man in Iron mask.

Donny Cheng

Ranma awoke as he felt someone prodding his body.
"What is it..? Erk!"  Botan, the spirit guide for
the dead, stood over him.

SAMANTHA: <whispering> Who's that?
WASHU: I have no idea.

Guardian: She�s from Yu Yu Hakusho, haven�t you read the
          other 6 or so stories before this?

<Humming is now earpiercing>

Rowan: Oh crap......TAKE COVER!!!

*ZOT*

<All four duck under their seats as a Deathstar size
 laser proceeds to blow a hole in the fic>

<Etched in REALLY big letters on the fic>
 �How she dare say that!!! -Little W�

<All of the guys cautiously get back up and take their seats>

Bard: <Whispers to Rowan> She still annoyed about the
      LightHawk Wings?

<Rowan nods>

"Ranma, your time has come!  I've come for your body."

REI: IfyouknowwhatImean!

Shadow: That�s more along Washu�s line of thinking.

Botan's voice was disturbingly quiet.

WASHU: Meaning that Ramna couldn't hear her at all.

<Humming begins again>

"I'm dead!?  How?"  Ranma didn't feel any different.
Akane didn't try to feed him last night, so it couldn't be that.

SAMANTHA: Hey, I'll have you know that Akane makes
some of *the* best spagetthi this side of the Club Anipike!

<All>: O_O

Shadow: .....are you related to Ryoko or Kurumi by any chance?

"Who said anything about you being dead?  I said that I've
come for your body," Botan giggled.

REI: <pointing at screen> See? See?
SHAMPOO: You bad influenza, Samantha.

Rowan:  I knew it! She really is a disease!

SAMANTHA: I can't help it.

Her merriment did nothing to hide the longing in her eyes.
Maybe it wasn't all that much of a joke after all.
Ranma, of course, didn't notice any of this.

WASHU: He was too busy trying not to stare at her...

Bard: Now that�s the Washu we know!

SHAMPOO: Don't you start.

"Jeez, I hate it when you do that," Ranma groaned.
Botan had one of the weirdest humors he knew of.
"What did you want, Botan?"

SAMANTHA: She just told you: your body!

Guardian: This is Ranma we�re talking about here.

"Oh, just this."  Botan suddenly became nervous as
she handed to him the box she had carefully wrapped this morning.

REI: She had better be nervous! C-4 is very touchy stuff.

Shadow: Nah...that would be too merciful.

Curious, Ranma took the box.  He started to shake
it as if he could tell what it was by the sound.

SAMANTHA: <makes bomb exploding noise>
WASHU: <Policeman's voice> Eight years on the Bomb Squad, right?
SHAMPOO: Now how many people get that one?

<Everyone raises their hand>

"No," Botan nearly screamed, "don't shake it.  Just open
it when you have the time. Um, I have to go now.
Koenma only allowed me five minutes for a break."

REI: <Botan> She is such a slave driver.

Guardian: Koenma is a he.

Botan then hopped back on board her paddle-like transport.
She wrestled with herself internally as she looked at
Ranma's confused face.  Fighting down a blush, she added, 
"And, it comes from the bottom of my heart."

WASHU: <Ramna voice> that would certainly explain all this
blood over it.
EVERYONE ELSE: Eww!

<All>: Yuck!

<Crackling starts to grow louder>

Ranma waved goodbye to Botan as she left.
He then turned his attention on the box. 
Carefully, like Botan had said, he opened it.
His eyes took in the contents and his heart stopped.

SHAMPOO: Ramna need to cut down on fatty intake.

Rowan: No, that would be Genma.

He quickly looked up at the wall where a calendar hung.
Valentine's Day.  A day when girls gave chocolates to the
boys that they liked.  A feeling of dread came over
him.  Funny, he never figured that he would die so young.

REI: Hey, when I died, I was younger the you!

Shadow: But unlike you, he doesn�t get resurrected when he dies.

Bard: And his death will be much more gruesome then anything
      you've ever faced.

  * * * * *

WASHU: <singing> Twinkle, twinkle, little star...

Nodoka busily went around the kitchen cleaning
up the mess in the kitchen caused the previous
night's activities.

SAMANTHA: Uh, too easy. Not going to touch it.

Guardian: Samantha no Hentai!

Rowan: (To Bard) I�m surprised you aren�t getting etchi here.

Bard: Even I have standards.

Despite all the work that stood before her, she had smile
on her face.

SHAMPOO: Great 'A' strike of 98 left many fanfics without first
letter of alphabet...

Today was going to be a very great day if last night was
any indication.  She hadn't been surprised when a timid
Akane had come to her asking for help making a batch of 
chocolates.  What did surprise her was Ukyo, one of
Ranma suitors, also came asking for help in making sweets.
Shampoo came not much later.  It seemed growing up as a 
boy or as an amazon didn't give a person much experience
on Valentine's Day. Nodoka had been more than glad to help
the girls in their pursuit of her son.  Her son's manliness
overwhelmed her sometimes.

ALL: AH!!!
SAMANTHA: Oh man that was bad!
SHAMPOO: Shampoo feel ill.
REI: Is Greg and Mike writing this under a new name?
WASHU: I hope it doesn't get any worst then that.

*ZOT*

<Everyone ducks as another high intenstity energy beam plows
 into the fic> 

*It�s spelled RANMA and WORSE!! -Little W*

<All>: Pervert girls!

[Oh, wife!]  A panda bear came up to her holding the sign.

Nodoka looked at the flowers in her husband's furry paws.
"Let's get us some how water," she murmured breathlessly.
This was a good day to thank him for getting her manly
son so many wonderful fianc�es.

REI: It was also a perfect day for Ramna to start cursing
out his dad for setting him up with so many fiancees.

Shadow: But he�s got more important things to worry about,
        like figuring out how to survive today.

  * * * * *

"That little... When I get my hands on her, she's going
to wish she'd never been born!"  Rei was furious as she
roamed about the temple.

WASHU: Why were you furious?
REI: Just read it...

Guardian: It would help if you had read the first couple
          of stories before this.

"We don't know for sure, Rei.  Usagi already has Mamoru.
You don't really think that she would visit another boy
just because he's away at America do you?" Ami meekly tried
to intercede on Usagi's behalf, but gave up when the rest of
the girls stared at her with disbelief.  Their princess would
do it and in a moment.

SAMANTHA: Okay, the massive crossover I could deal with,
but Usagi cheating on Mamoru? No way!

Guardian: Who said anything about cheating? 

Bard: Besides she still finds guys other then Maomoru attractive,
      even when Mamoru�s around.

REI: I really hated this part.

Rowan: That�s because you want him all to yourself.

SHAMPOO: Same here. Ramna marry Shampoo one day!
WASHU: It's a fanfic, you should really relax.

"Come on, let's get there before she hogs him to herself."
Minako cradled a small package in her hands.

ALL: Chocolates.

<All>: What was your first clue?

Honestly, they all worked hard at Makoto's to make these
and Usagi was going to be there first.  Some people have
all the nerve.  She grabbed Artemis, slung him over her shoulder,

WASHU: <Artemis voice> Ahh!!! Oscar flashback! AHH!!!

*ZOT*

<Everyone ducks as a third blast sears the screen>

Shadow: Don�t even mention that sicko.

and raced out the door.

SHAMPOO: Should be through door since she never opened it.

Rowan: (Raises an eyebow) You don�t know Minako very well do you?

Makoto bigsweated.  "She left without us."

"Well, what are we waiting for?  Let's go too!"  Rei and
the rest quickly followed after Minako.

SAMANTHA: It's the first Annual Senshi marathon!

Bard: (Annoucer) First prize is...A date with Ranma Saotome!

  * * * * *

"So the other girls ran out on you, hey?" Haruka asked
Chibi-Usa as the little tot and Hotaru got their packages
ready.  A grin crept up on to her face.  She didn't envy her 
former rival at this moment.  She almost felt pity for Ranma.
Almost.

WASHU: Huh?

*ZOT*

<Fourth Blast>

Bard: I think Washu-chan is a wee bit steamed at this.

<The others sweatdrop>

SAMANTHA: Former rival? Did they go up against each other
in a Martial Arts tournament or something?
SHAMPOO: Even Shampoo confused.
REI: And I'm not too far behind you.

Guardian: Read....the......first.....stories!!!

Chibi-Usa nodded, "That Usagi!  What kind of mother does
that to her daughter?"

"Haruka, wait a moment!" Michiru called out to them before
they could leave.  She ran up and placed a small
gift-wrapped box in Haruka's hands.  "Better not be late
tonight," she winked at the now very red Haruka before leaving.

"What was that all about?" Hotaru asked as they got into the car.

SAMANTHA: <holding head> Who is that?!
WASHU: I feel a massive headache coming on.

Shadow: AARRRRGGGHHH!!! What�s WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!!!!
             She�s SAILOR SATURN !!!



If possible, Haruka blushed even more.  "I... I'll tell
you about it when you're older."

  * * * * *

REI: <singing> When you wish upon a star...

Rowan: I�d like to wish for the suffering to stop.

<Others>: Ditto

Keiichi didn't think anyone could be happier than he
was at the moment.  Belldandy at his side and a box of
chocolates between them. Urd and Skuld out of the house.  
Nothing can be more perfect.  Hmm...Where were Urd and Skuld?

SHAMPOO: Skuld no worry about. Urd, on the other hand...

Bard: Ah....you don�t know Skuld very well do you?

  * * * * *

Skuld blushed as she her thoughts began to wander again.

WASHU: Oh look, there they go...

Shadow: (Skuld) Get back here you worthless thought!

How was she to know that Ranma was taking a bath that
time she visited?  Ever since popping up out of the
Tendo Dojo's furo and into Ranma's arms, she decided to
walk there anytime she wanted to see Ranma.  Strangely, she
felt saddened by her choice.  She blushed again as she 
the thought of Ranma's body flitted past her mind again.
 Sheknew one thing, she couldn't wait to see him again.

REI: But she's only twelve years old!

Guardian: Actually she�s older....lots older.

SAMANTHA: <mumbling> Please don't go there, please don't go there...

Rowan: Hentai, Never heard of a school girl crush?

  * * * * *

Urd smiled as she held a chocolate piece in front of her for >>inspection.

SAMANTHA: Accidentally taking a whiff, she keeled over from
her own cooking.

Guardian: No, that�s Akane.

Shadow: I thought that was C-ko?

Bard: Urd�s cooking just decides it wants to eat you.

Perfect!  Ranma was just going to love this.  Wow, working in
the kitchen all this time made her thirsty.

WASHU: Is this a story or the author's thoughts?
REI: Both.
WASHU: Oh, okay... wha?

*ZOT*

<And that makes Five>

She glanced at the bottle of extra super strong special
sake beside her.  It was empty.  Maybe she used a tad
too much for the centers in the chocolate pieces.

SHAMPOO: Shampoo show you proper way of doing it later.

<Everyone develops a royal sweatdrop>

Oh well, it just meant she would have to wait until
she and Ranma shared them with each other.  Hahaha!

ALL: BWAHAHAHA!!!

<All>: Women...know them....Love them....Fear their laughter.

  * * * * *

Morrigan smiled as she held a chocolate piece in front of 
her for inspection.  Perfect! Ranma was just going to love
this.  She glanced at the

REI: Clock on the wall and realized that she was late for
her first round with Felicia.

Bard: Now that I would pay good money to see!

various potions in front of her.  If this didn't make
Ranma lose he inhibitions, nothing would.  That boy was
just too na�ve at times. What did he think she wanted
when she visited him last week in the middle of the night
wearing even less than she usually did?

SHAMPOO: Ramna not naive, he just shy.

<All>: He�s naive.

Of course, Lilith, the other part of her soul, thought 
that it was cute and made her leave before she could 
educate him further.

SAMANTHA: Yeah, those other souls can give you quite a
bit of trouble when you least want it!

Rowan: Hear hear.

<Shadow & the Guardian give him the evil eye>

This time, she wouldn't listen to that little minx
and Ranma will be hers.  Hehehe!

REI: Uh oh. Looks like the Joker hit her with his laughing gas.

Shadow: We could use some for this riff.

  * * * * *

WASHU: This celestial body is commonly known as...

Kodachi smiled as she held a chocolate piece in front
of her for inspection.  Perfect!  
Ranma-sama was just going to love this.  She glanced at
the various paralysis potions in front of her.
 Honestly, how did Ranma expect her to catch him if he
kept on moving all the time.  She could imagine what 
would happen when she held him in her arms. Hohoho!

SAMANTHA: Oh man! Isn't there *any* originality left in
this fanfic at all?

<All>: The pot is calling the kettle black here!

SHAMPOO: It like watching Part 2 of Back to the Future.
reruns over and over again.

Rowan: This is actually a very good series, you just
       haven�t read the other parts yet!

WASHU: Just like the Power Rangers show.

Guardian: Which series?

  * * * * *

"Ryoko, so do you understand?"  Ryoko asked herself.

"Of course, what do you take me for?"  Ryoko replied to herself.

REI: Thus giving a new meaning to the term: Split personality.

"Just what do you think you're doing?"  Ayeka asked as
walked outside of the temple to where the Ryokos stood.

"None of your business!"  Both Ryokos said simultaneously.

WASHU: At least the writer had written my daughter correctly.

Bard: With all the goofups I thought this was the T.V. version of Washu-chan.

"You aren't thinking of splitting up and going to
Nerima are you?  I always knew that you weren't right for
Tenchi with your lecherous ways."  Ayeka looked at the two
Ryokos with disdain.

SHAMPOO: As opposed to open disgust.

Rowan: There�s a world of difference between the two.

The Ryokos became one again and energy started forming
in her hands. "Oh?  And to why does it seem that you have
two packages in your hand? I don't suppose one of them is
for someone other than Tenchi."

SAMANTHA: Is everyone giving a box of chocolates to Ramna?
What about the other guys in the series? I'm sure Ryouga
would get one from Ukyo or someone else...

Shadow: Ryouga�s a twotiming honorless pervert, besides
        he�s probably lost anyway.

Guardian: Besides this is a RANMA fic.

Ayeka carefully put down the two boxes of chocolates in
her hand down on a safer place.  Humans certainly had
strange customs on special holidays.  One she set them 
down,

WASHU: And remember proper spelling...

<All>: You�re one to talk!

she turned a faced Ryoko.  Electricity cackled all
around her and their ongoing fight began anew.

REI: The Hydro bill is going to be enormous!

Sasami and Washu watched this from the sidelines with
bored expressions. 
Fortunately they had both handed their gifts for Ranma
to Ryo-ohki to take to him in advance.
 They were both free to spend the day with Tenchi when
he got back from his chores.

SHAMPOO: Smart move, Washu.
WASHU: Thank you.

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<End Part One>

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