...Please bear with me, and note that I'm not saying I wrote this.  That is
because it's more like it wrote itself...
	Insert generic disclaimers.


Why We Don't Always Behave
By An Anonymous Person


	There's a reason that there's so many bad lemons out there about us here in
Nerima.
	It's because we really don't like having our sex scripted.  There's always
something off.  Sometimes it's just the people whom are sleeping with each
other.  Oh, the general trend gets it mostly right there, but, as they say, if
it's not one thing, it's another: some of what they have us doing is totally
off.
	Okay, so if all you have to go on is our public lives, I guess that what our
sex lives are really like would seem totally out of character for us.  I mean,
one of the girls, who everybody seems to think of as a nymphomaniac, is a
virgin!  (Well, she was until last night's orgy...we know she slept with
someone, but we aren't too sure whom.)
	Well, we do get our revenge, even though we can't break away from the script.
	Sometimes we just add a good dollop of bad acting.  Sometimes, it works.  But
sometimes, the person writing it has written it so well that no amount of bad
acting can ruin it.  Then, we must resort to more...severe tactics.
	Like sneaking into the "editing room."  A lil clip here, a lil clip there,
and viola!  The best fanfic ever written turns into something that makes
Oscar's work look good!
	Or sabotaging the writer's computer.  Why, there are some writers whom are
very good, but no one shall ever know because we always strike.
	And, when all else fails, we mess with the email system.  You know those
mistakes that you are willing to swear weren't there when you sent that fic
out to the FFML?  Well, now you know who's to blame.  Some of those mistakes
we're sorry for, really.  It's just sometimes we make a mistake -- someone
hitting the wrong key, being a bit too slow, being distracted by a blow job --
and ends up setting our little bug machine on the wrong email.
	I cannot keep silent anymore.
	I sent this to someone I randomly picked from the many subscribed to the
FFML, asking him to send this over the list in hopes that someone, somewhere,
will read this and make moves to counter our terrorism.


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	Well, that's it.  Tell me what you think, and please don't flame.


		--Ryo Hoshi