From: "Bogue" <bogue@negia.net>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML] [R 1/2] Taboo Tattoo
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 18:35:01 -0500

All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi

Taboo Tattoo

<snip>

The man said,"You want a tattoo of a squirel eating a croissant?"

Who must have designed that tatoo? The Wimpy Bikers' Gang and Sewing 
Circle?

<snip,snip>

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
Mousse was in pain.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
A lot of pain.

Well wouldn't you be?!

He looked at his surroundings and figured that he was somewhere in the
Shinjuku district.

Oh, no! Not...Creepy Shinjuku!!

<snip, snip, Slice! (OOOOWWW!)>

He pushed his glasses
down his nose and noticed that the tattoo only spelled out S and O when 

he

wasn't ready.

Ooh, that's an ego-buster!

<snip>

There was an S
and an O on the gaijin's penis.
Mousse held back his anger for a while and asked coldly,"Do you happen 

to

know a girl named Shampoo?"
The gaijin blinked and said,"Nope."
Mousse asked,"Then what does that say?"
The gaijin looked down and said,"Oh, that! It says 'Self-Insertion Fic 

Asoko'."

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.

- Shakudo - 


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