Subject: Re: [FFML] My story
From: Andrew
Date: 11/5/1998, 11:19 PM
To: Anime Fanfiction Mailing List



On Tue, 3 Nov 1998, Oscar Digital Penguin Peredor wrote:

Date: Tue, 03 Nov 1998 22:28:35 -0700
From: Oscar Digital Penguin Peredor <digital_penguin@mailcity.com>
To: ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] My story

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The Digital Penguin!
I Am The Best Writer!
	Um, no. You're not the best writer. It needs a spell checker bad, and you need
to check the plot, pal. It's more incoherent than a Baywatch episode. There is
no flow, no point, nothing makes sense.
	Besides, parodies are best done when its well written. The best parodies
take an existing work and flawless copy, sometimes better than the original work
itself. If you want an example, read one of Mr. Biles' parodies on a local
website near you, especially his "Lemon Sherbert." (On 
http://spoof.maison.otaku.net/)
	You want to make this parody fly? Then clean up the grammar and
spelling. Make the plot understandable, and then you'll have a much better work. 


Ramna's Bigest Adventure
by Oscar peredor

Authers notes:
Hi!  <hugz>  Um, hi!~ My name is Oscar and Im wiritn g a fanfic based on my favorite anime series, Ranma 1/2!  Its called Rnama's Biggest Adventure, and I hope you'll all like it!  I t festures a hole lot of anime chataters form other series!<grins>
Enjoy <grins>  Baibai!

Ranmas Bigest Adventure
***

Once.  upon a time, therwas a place called Tokyo.
Ranma and Aksne were in the dojo, sparring.  Ranma looked at Akane and said "Akae, youre relly good now!  Lets go have an adventre!"  Ranma lened forwared to kiss her.

Jst then wall blew up, an Hibeeki Ryoag camed in the dojo. "Royga! Akane sad and Ramna fall on his fac when she run over too him. "Akane my love!"  Ryoga and he went ovr too hug her. He grabbed her tits an she skweeled she waz so happy, they go up in the house and Ranam blink "Hay! Where you gone Aknae?

*meanwhile..*

in another part of tTokyo, Ray Ayanai looked at her eva and sad, "This is soo keel!  rei then diecdd that she was the bestest eva pilot that ther was.  Ans that she also needed somebody that would love he, htat would makee her feel special.  "Thinking, she thought, I know, Ill go find my bestest friend, Ausca Langli Shoryo.  She hasd  got a gud ifdea.

*bak in space*(

Master! Master" a voice caled out.  Master!  We have found the Sailer Senshi!  Their on that earth-like planet over my the sun!

The master looed doun ath er underlings.  UNderlings.! she sdai, "What is the name of this planet.

"It is called Eart, yout majesty, th3e yunderling said."
The m,aster pointd with her han dand said go therwe!
 
*at the dijo*
 
"So Ryoogas up their screqing my Akne, Ramma tought. "We;ll see abot that..." an Ranma lauged with cold watr ove rher hed making her turn intwo a girl with read hare and big boobs. Up she went to were Royga and Aknae are fucking and she pull Akane off him and start fuckin him. Aknae yelled and was hiting Ramna but Ryooga says "Ill get back two u l8r Akan I fuckin Ramna now." So Akamne say okay and go off to cock dinnr.
 
Then Ramna came and just then they seen a spacship fall down out the windoe and Royga said "Look it a spacship" and Ranma said "It may be inavdrs you know like on Tv." So she got up and yelled out "Sayan Power!" but sense she was alredy nakid she just got a sailer sut and flew out the windoe as Sailer Sayan so she could find out who was in the spacship.

in anotehr aprt of Tokyo supe rSailer Usaig Moon was buy watvhing her friends eat.  she wasnt hungry and since she was the most sreponsibvle of the Senshi, she decided not to eat.  Lookign up. she sayt eh space ship and sed, Look a! spaceship!

Hwer fredn Sailro Mars looed at her and sai dno dummy!  that's nowt a spac3eship,. that's a nevil ryoki!  Stranding up, she stood like a hero asn siad, I am sailo rMARS!  i ANS

oPPS.  cAPS.

The inctrduble mars soailor and her others said, Ass I am Raye Hinoyu, I w9ill defeat that everil spaceship!  "putgint her hands together, she ptu thenm gforweard and yelled a screem of Dragon slve!  and a big red beam came out and huit the ship as it land3d over by Tokyo.

At the momwnt, Sailo Usagee lookd real sad. shw was.  So sad that shge creied.  o Sailr oMaros went ofveer ad said, "serna, why do you cry?  ANd Princes Serenatiy sad, you dont love me any.more.

And saior mars kisse her and squeled, yes Ido! Ad thy ran off and got marries.

*and*

Royko lookesd at Tenxhi and said, I dot loce you anymore.  Now I loce Aykea.

*Bak to Ramna*

Salier Sayan flew on the space shp an said "Come out or in the name of trtle I punich you!"

Them ship open and 5 girls came out one had a tiger biniki with strips and said "My name Lum, and I come hear to kill the Sailer Senshi Scouts an take over the plant." Sailer sayan said I not letting you do this horibul things! and Lum laufhed and said stoppid litl Bitch u can defeet my generals

The other 4 girls has black brown c-thru an leppard bkins an sais We r genrals for Lum ands were goin to kil u!

Sailer Sayan says No I dont think so": an Lum told "Ok were goin to play tag with your plants best warrer an if he can tuch all 5 of me us with him dick we go back home but if not we take over plant from u ok?>  And Sailer Sayan got hot water and made her a boy agin an say to Lum ":You got deel.:

And Ranma putted on a c-thru beekini of h8is own asnd he seded, "I am trhe bvestest there is and I am going to sho ytou the bestest!  And he yeled Moco Tsubaesa and the big hurricane went upa nd hitted a;; of Lums genreals and turneded them into robots with heds like jely.  

Thje Jellyobts loked an TRanma and sed, "you!" are our nw leader ans we will do anything for you! and Rmana said you must ind the miogty SDragn Bals, fo they wioll make me super strong and  reallyt cule, too  So the rpovbots luked at hoimand sed

YeS!  QWe Will d oas yousay!  Amd the yt fle

woff.  RaMNA GOT BOErd and said to Lum, Im bvored.  And Lum sad, so mm ai and they got on the ground and begna to fuked.  And Akane sd I wanna do it too and got Kusumi adn began to sixtytnione hr.

And Royuga sdaid, I must gfinsd thwe gragon Balls sd I xcan be great!  And he left.

*meanwhilwe in L Hazrd......*

Mukodo and Nanommi saw the Buggrem and Jeneye an Deeva walkng thru the
dessert an went over to them an Jeneye lauged an said So you come to say I one and give me L Hazrd! An Makodo say No we come cause I going to merrie Nanomi and wood u come to the weding" but Jeney just lauged and lauged so they went home but Jeneye had a plan "I going to wate 4 them 2 go on hunymoon and then I go in and fuk both of them together with my big cock" and Deeva came and Jeneye lauged and stared beeting him preist in her face.

And just when she waz an trouble, the great Devil hunter Bluy seed woman jmumped out ansd said, "I amd Yoko and in the name of the moon I will beat yu up and in out of nowhere she pulleded out a really big sword it was so sharp that it wou.d cut.  The evil bad guys.

They bed guys looked at her and sed Oh no ist Yoko and they did.

And yoko sad My job is done ansd went lookiung for the Dragen Bals.  

*In Tenchie land*

Mihoshiy siad, I am so smart!

And everyond said, sh is so smart!@  NAd they all laughjed.\

*And bak to Ranma*

THem genirals an Royga lookin for draginbalz but the cudlnt find enny so the gave up an when the genrals go back 2 Ramna one says Hey I tink I see a dragin bal" but it was won it was a pokey bal but it had Peekachew in it so they took it bak to wher Ranna an Lum was fuking an shoed it to them an Lum thaught it was cut so. did Ramna so they keep it an start looking for more pokey men.

Rygoa seen them wit the pokey bal and taught hmself If I get that 4 Akne she will be happi and she will fuk me" so he look for one an he find onebut it was nothin in it. Then he say hey wait I turn to pee chan and put my in it and give it to Aknae. So he put watr on him an turned to pee chan the pig and got in the pokey bal but then he knew he was suck in it an cold get out or take it for Akane and he never get to fk her agin so he got sad an cryed.

And at this tiem It was Shaympu that found Pchans ball and poped the litle piggy out.  She said I'll maek lunxh for my lesbiam lopver and tuk the pig ovr to Oochans' Okeynomeyacci.  And they cookd the pig.

Royga sad outch and die.  AN the girls aet the bacon and then smerad stuff allvoer theyselfs and likked each totheer while neked.  And then goyt marryd.

in the manwhile, Sailoer Neptun sad tha she wanted to lukfor hwer husband and ye;led out,. Husband?  Whjere are ytou?  Anf endimon sed I am here my love but then hje turned and kiossed Mishiru and made Nepton more sadder than shew was eaelir. Ansd Misheru turned to Netpoon and sed why are you so sd?/ And Neprune skreemd Be"cayse you took my husbanf from me!  Adn emdinoin said I will marry you boht and they all got marred and had a three-way.

**The end**

NO!  I was just kidding!

*in Lodoz*

Ddlite the elf laughed at everyun and shoutred "Im!  an elve and yur noat!  Hee hee!  And" this made evryone sad, and they all deid, really sdadly.  This mdae Deelite sadand so sje cryed and creyed and cryid.

*Bak to Rnama*

Rytoga got of Aakane as hre fukedd her and sad, "yOU are the best kooker in the werl!" and she goyt hjappty and went 2 looke for the Ppokeydrogn NBaals bvecause Ryogha wa seeten and ded.  BVut inmsted shje found ane va aan desided to go join Nerv.e

*meenwile*

Rey went walked in on Ausca an Shinchi who was fuking in Mesotto's place an say "Aw, why you not ivnited me?" An Aucsa says "Sory Rey we was all exsited abot the new pilt. New pilt? Rey axed an Shinchi nod head and say Yah shes cool she in kitch makin diner 4 evry1. "Kewl" says Rey an take off her bra an pantyes an put her pussie on Shinchis mouth.

BUt at that moment an angele poped into the area and cosed the tird Impakt that bloweded up all ogf Tokoyo and made evbeyone real ded 

except for RamanadnLum anbd the Senshe and the jelyhed robvots and they all gought into the ahip and fot the angle and Ranm through a heriyu show10 Ha and the big laser came and hit the anmgel and ti crasked in Elle Hazaed.

Ranma sd its de!d and I am trhe greatest and decisded luk for the grdon blz and eveyone laufed and luked for tem tu.

Too our latr they finded the draginballs an Ramna says "Dragons sure gots big balls" and he sumined the dragin and Mink showed up an said Whats your wish an Ranma says I want to fuk you an evrybody else an Mink got nekid an evrybody got nekid an they all fuckin an everbody was happy.

Tu Bee Contined