As the various members of the FFML write stories, flame each other,
and consume vast quantities
of SPAM, they suddenly notice a shaft of light appear in their midst.
A shape appears in the
light, and as it fades, they see a face they hoped never to see >again.
..
suddenly a sence of impending doom desends.......
"OSCAR!!" Everyone yells. Indeed, the hermaphrodie cat molester
stands before them dressed in
an unfamiler jumpsuit.
Friggin' smeg.. I had clairvoince...
"I thought you were dead!" One writer yells.
Oscar nods. "I was indeed dead. But through a miracle, I was reborn
to fufil a most holy mission!"
"What?" One writer mutters. "Write more fanfiction?"
please not that.... anything but that....
Oscar shakes His/her head. "No! This is even more important. For I
have become.." Oscar points
at some numbers on his shoulders. ' *Daishi'cha*!" Oscar grins. "Now,
who wants to be thr father
of my child?"
AAGGGGHHHH!!!! I TAKE THAT LAST COMMENT BACK!!! good think I'm not
human......
(Running for the hills)
No where is safe..... Except maybe Horseman HQ..
-Famine
Who has been scarred for the first time in 3
centuries...
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