Subject: Re: [FFML] The Returm of Oscar
From: "Nick Mcbile" <trikster@hotmail.com>
Date: 10/31/1998, 11:23 PM
To: PHPN65A@prodigy.com
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

As the various members of the FFML write stories, flame each other, 
and consume vast quantities
of SPAM, they suddenly notice a shaft of light appear in their midst. 
A shape appears in the
light, and as it fades, they see a face they hoped never to see >again.
..

suddenly a sence of impending doom desends.......

"OSCAR!!" Everyone yells. Indeed, the hermaphrodie cat molester 
stands before them dressed in
an unfamiler jumpsuit.

Friggin' smeg.. I had clairvoince...

"I thought you were dead!" One writer yells.
Oscar nods. "I was indeed dead. But through a miracle, I was reborn 
to fufil a most holy mission!"
"What?" One writer mutters. "Write more fanfiction?"

please not that.... anything but that....

Oscar shakes His/her head. "No! This is even more important. For I 
have become.." Oscar points
at some numbers on his shoulders. ' *Daishi'cha*!" Oscar grins. "Now, 
who wants to be thr father
of my child?"

AAGGGGHHHH!!!! I TAKE THAT LAST COMMENT BACK!!! good think I'm not 
human......





(Running for the hills)


No where is safe..... Except maybe Horseman HQ..



                                                            -Famine
                 Who has been scarred for the first time in 3 
centuries...


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