Jambo!

  Our story opens to the tune of Mendelsohn's Wedding March, but very
quietly. Hush now, ok?

  "Ranma ni omedetou kekkon!"

  "futari ni omedetou kekkon!"

  "doumo arigatou minasama!" they both called out in reply.

  "Thankyou! Thankyou, everyone!" Ranma was elated. He could hardly believe
the wedding had worked. ~Third time lucky I guess.~ He turned and smiled to
his new bride. Kodachi smiled back at him.

  At least, she would have done if she were the bride. But instead, Nabiki
had persuaded Kunou to have her held in a 'rest centre'. Ranma shuddered
when he thought about the photos that he had to let Nabiki take. But Kunou
needed to be paid well to remove his sister. Kunou himself had not been

told

of the wedding - the rumour would reach him soon enough anyway. Ranma

turned

to his new wife and smiled again. Shampoo smiled back at him, and gently
whispered in his ear 'miaow'.

  Or she would have done had she been married to Ranma. But Shampoo was
safely back in China. In the last wedding fiasco, Shampoo and Ukyou charged
at Akane from opposite directions. Akane had ducked, and avoided a flying
bon-bori meant for her. Instead, it hit Ukyou, who was still in a coma,
weeks later. At the time, Ranma had thought she was dead. He couldn't
remember too many of the details of the fight that followed, and Nabiki's
video camera got smashed, but Cologne, Shampoo and Mousse left in some

haste

shortly afterwards. Ranma turned to his new wife and smiled.

* * *

  Akane smiled back at him.

Or she would have if she had been married to Ranma.  Unfortunately, she
had found out that Ryouga was P-chan a couple of weeks before.  Enraged,
she had chased the lost boy out into the streets.  Neither had been
looking where they were going, and in a horrible, yet strangely amusing
accident, both had been reduced to street smears under the mighty wheel
of a steamroller.  They had been buried together, as no one could sort
out which bit was which.

Ranma smiled at his new bride and her livestock.

Akari smiled back.

  Or would have if she was married to Ranma.  Unfortunately, she ran
grief stricken from Ryouga's death into the heart of Ryuuzengawa (I 
hope I spelled it correctly), followed by her champion pig.  She was
about to be impaled by a giant hedgehog, which for some reason was 
calling out for Dimmsdale, when Shinnosuke beat the creature back 
with a broom.  When Katsunishiki attacked, Shinnosuke beat the giant
pig as well (when you seen one giant animal you seen 'em all, right?).
  Akari married Shinnosuke immediately so he wouldn't forget he
was engaged.  It was the least she could do for the only other
person to beat her champion boar (and Spiney Norton, or course).
  
  Ranma smiled at his bride and her pom-poms.

  Mariko smiled back.

Or she would have been if Kodachi hadn't conveniently tossed a "loaded" flower into her face a full month before, and hadn't been seen since.  To be completely honest, though Mariko wasn't even interested in Ranma; she had only thought of him as a way she could prove once and for all she was better than "That Witch Kodachi".

Ranma took one look at his true bride, and took off screaming.

Nuku-Nuku scratched her head, shrugged, and proceeded to chase after Ranma.
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