Well this joke came to me earlier today, but I didn't get around to it 'til
now....

(Remember, this is a JOKE! I don't feel these ways towards the chars' involved)

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[Tape 6#, Kodachi]

Producer: Okay Miss Kunou. Lets begin.

Kodachi: Oh I shall stun you with my heavenly voice!

Producer: That's nice, but less talk, more sing, okay?

Kodachi: Oh hohohohohohohohohohohohoh(it just keeps going).......

*the soundproof glass shatters and one of the sound crew's headsets burst
into flames*

Producer: *turns off her mike'* Um' that's fine, we'll give you a call.

Kodachi: After that you will not be able to resist signing me up! *pulls out
her ribbon and twirls it, causing the audioroom to be filled with
rosepetals* Oh hohohohoh! *leaps at the window... But a audioroom doesn't
have windows so she slams into the wall*

Producer: Security, please help Miss Kunou out of the building.

[Tape 7#, Ukyou]

(Due to some odd reasons the tape wasn't running until the point where Ukyou
screwed up the lyrics)

Ukyou: Ah sh*t!

Producer: Um, please try to not swear...

Ukyou: Shut up you jack ass! I'll say whatever I want!

Producer: *sigh* Okay, I think we have enough, we'll call you.

[Tape 8# Laichi]

Laichi: Laichi all ready to sing songs of her troubles and sadness!

Producer: But this audition is for a pop group.

Laichi: This isn't the R&B auditions?

Producers: Sorry no. That's down the hall.

Laichi: Oops! Jasmine!

*a big elephant bursts through the audioroom's wall and carries Laichi off
to the R&B group auditions*

Producer: They don't pay me enough the find talent...

[End of tapes]


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