[EVA][Fanfic][Lime] Garden of EVA 0:5 - Shinji Bites Back!
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Garden of EVA 0:5 - Shinji Bites Back!
Neon Genesis Evangelion characters and situations created and Copyright
by Gainax, Project Eva, ADV Films - Used without permission
Garden of EVA series created, written, and copyright 1998 by Jim Lazar
A biting series set within episode 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion
<Speech text in angle brackets is thought by character.>
"Speech text in double quotes is spoken as Japanese."
E-mail comments and/or criticisms to: mailto:jimlazar@earthlink.net
Previous parts and my other fanfiction can be found at:
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimlazar/anime
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Short general warning: This fanfic contains spoilers to the end of the
TV series, sex, various sexual organs, bad language, 14-year-old
hormones, naked people, and various warnings. You have been warned,
repeatedly.
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Yui heard the soft tones of Shinji's cello from down the hall. She
felt the rhythm of the music flow through her bones. "Shinji is quite
talented, isn't he?"
"Yes, dear," Gendou replied.
"We really should encourage him to join the school band," Yui
commented.
"Yes, dear."
"Aren't you done yet?"
"Almost, dear," Gendou said, as he rocked back and forth on top of
his wife.
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji was happy. He always felt good when he played his cello. Of
course, right now he was playing it to cover the sounds coming from his
parent's bedroom. He shuddered at the thought of what his parents were
doing. Then he thought that he and Rei might have done the same thing
had his mother not come home Friday evening when she did. He still had
Rei's panties and the memory of Rei crawling out his window. Shinji had
always wondered if Rei's blue hair was natural, it was.
<I wonder if Asuka's red hair is real. Probably, she's been a
redhead since we were kids,> Shinji thought, then decided he'd have to
check for sure. <I wonder if Asuka really likes me like that? She's
never seemed to want to be my girlfriend.> He wasn't the fastest to
catch on, but he was still happy. "I wonder if they both really like
me?" he muttered and then another thought struck him. <Could Rei just be
teasing me like she was with her panties?> As he practiced, he pondered
his suddenly complicated love life. Well, it's not like he had any love
life before, but now suddenly he seemed to have two girls after him. One
openly and one who may like him, but has never shown any particular
desire to be his girlfriend. <Hey! Asuka even turned me down that one
time I asked her for a date... Rei must be wrong. Although, Asuka does
seem to like sneaking peaks at my penis... hmm... .>
After another half-hour of practice and internal contemplation,
Shinji lay down on his bed. He was still unable to figure out if Asuka
was really interested in him and why Rei was so forward. Shinji must
have dozed off, because he was awakened by his mother's voice.
"Shinji! There's a cute girl here to see you!" Yui's voice called
from outside his bedroom.
"I'll be right out!" Shinji responded. <Must be Rei,> He thought, a
smile growing on his face. He got up and walked out to the front
entrance. He stopped short as he saw the older woman with short blond
hair in the entryway. "Um... hello," he hesitantly said. The scowl on
the woman's face made him a little wary of her. <Cute girl? This middle
age woman?>
"Hello, Shinji. I'm Ritsuko, Rei's sister," the tall woman said.
"Oh... sister? I'd have thought you were her mother," Shinji said,
getting a huge taste of his foot in the process.
"I'M HER SISTER, DAMMIT!" she declared, as if she had to make this
correction often. After several seconds of glaring at Shinji, she got to
the point of her visit. "Anyway... this will just take a second. I want
to ask what your intentions are towards my sister?" she said,
cross-examining the terrified Shinji.
Awkwardly, Shinji looked around to make sure his mother wasn't
around to overhear this conversation. She wasn't. "Um... well, she's a
good friend."
"Just a friend?" Ritsuko continued her third degree.
"Well, I like her a lot and I think she may like me too."
"Hmmmm. What are you planning on doing when you grow up?" Ritsuko
asked.
"Huh? Well, I'm only fourteen... I haven't really thought that far
ahead."
"Well, how do you expect to support my sister and your family
then?"
Shinji recoiled in shock. "Ack! I just met her a few weeks ago! She
only kissed me once!" Shinji insisted. <No way am I going to mention
what she kissed after my lips.>
"Just don't play with her heart. Hurt her and I will chase you to
the ends of the Earth!" Ritsuko declared, glaring at Shinji.
"I won't!" Shinji exclaimed, terrified.
"Good," Ritsuko said, then left the apartment. <That ought to keep
the little creep from hurting Rei.>
Shinji wiped the sweat off his forehead. "What was that all about?
Kind of overprotective..." He went to change his underwear. <Damn, she's
one scary old woman.>
-E- -V- -A-
"Where's dad?" Shinji asked, as he munched on his lunch.
"He and Professor Fuyutsuki had some emergency at work," Yui
replied.
Shinji smirked when he heard the grandiose title for his father's
boss. "Don't tell me... a clogged coffee dispenser?"
"Shinji, don't make fun of your father's work. He works hard to
support the family."
"Don't you make more?" Shinji mentioned.
"That's not important. Your father may repair vending machines, but
he works hard to put food on the table. Why, he even brought home all
that Green Soy the other day for us. I know you love it."
"Yeah, but it's just so embarrassing. If my friends ever found out
that NERV stood for 'New Earth Resources Vending' I'd be the laughing
stock of the school," Shinji said. He soaked a rice ball in some Green
Soy and scarfed it down.
"I doubt any of them would care. You really do worry too much about
what other people think about you," Yui suggested.
"I'm not one of your patients, Mom!"
"If your friends like you, they won't care what your father does.
Don't worry."
"I guess. I just don't want anyone to hate me."
"Who could hate my darling little Shinji?" Yui asked, then pulled
Shinji into a big bear hug.
"Mom! Cut it out!"
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji walked up to the apartment building that he had seen Rei go
into a few nights before. He looked at all the names on the mailboxes.
"Damn, I was sure this was where she lived, but there's no Ayanami,"
Shinji muttered. He sighed, then turned and started to walk away.
"Shinji?" a voice called from behind him.
Shinji turned around and saw Rei standing in the entrance to the
building. She was wearing a cute little sundress that ended just above
her knees. "Oh, Rei... I was looking for you, but there's no Ayanami
listed," Shinji said, looking a little nervous.
Rei smiled. "Oh, that's because I'm adopted. My adoptive mom's last
name is Akagi."
"Oh, so Ritsuko is your step-sister then?"
"Damn! Did she come over and threaten you?" Rei asked, growing
angry.
"Um... yeah."
"Don't worry, she's just overprotective. She's done that to other
boys when we lived down in Osaka-2. I think it's because she's had some
bad relationships and is worried that I'll end up with a guy like the
ones she has," Rei commented. "She even had an affair with some old goat
that ended badly."
"Oh. Well..." Shinji trailed off.
"So, why did you come by today?" Rei asked.
Looking nervously at the ground, Shinji asked, "Well, I was
wondering if you might want to do something today?"
Rei smiled. "No need to be shy, Shinji. You're not like this at
school." <I wonder if his bravado in school is all talk?>
"I wasn't sure if you liked me..."
Rei gapped at Shinji, then smiled. <Not the fastest to catch on,
apparently.> "I'd love to do something with you today, Shinji!" Rei
hugged Shinji, then gave him a short kiss. "So what do you want to do?"
"Um, I don't know. Movie?" Shinji suggested.
"A little dull, but it's a start," Rei said, then took Shinji's
hand and dragged him away. "Shinji, just for future reference... any
girl who gives you her panties and then a kiss like I did, does like
you."
Shinji blushed, then made a mental note about that.
As they walked, Shinji awkwardly asked, "So you're adopted, huh?"
"Yeah, my father died in Second Impact and my mother died when I
was three. No big deal," Rei said flatly, then begged him internally,
<Please get off the subject Shinji... >
"That's too bad."
"Well, it's not like I ever really knew them, so it's not
important," Rei insisted, but avoided eye contact with Shinji for most
of this conversation. <Why does he want to talk about this stuff?>
"Why do you keep using your real parents' name then?" Shinji asked.
Rei stopped short. "Err... .sorry, didn't mean to pry."
"That's okay. I don't know why. I guess I never really thought
about it," Rei said. She considered the reasons behind her using her
real name until she scolded herself, <Stop worrying about the past, Rei!
I have a new future here in Tokyo-3, away from Hasamoto and away from
the pain.>
-E- -V- -A-
Third Impact. Bodies flew everywhere. Charred bodies, burning
bodies, pieces of bodies... you get the idea. The Earth was wrapped in a
conflagration that it would take centuries to recover from, if it ever
would. The evil pervert had done it. He had destroyed everything. All
because he lost his favorite pair of panties. The 'Global Happo Fire
Burst' had reached every corner of the globe.
Two people walked between the rubble that had been Nerima. They
looked sadly at what had been their home.
"So, now what?"
"We repopulate the world."
"How?"
"Baka! We have children!"
"Yeah, like I'd do that with a un-cute tomboy like you!"
And Akane malleted Ranma for the last time. She wandered the Earth
in hope of finding another man. Unfortunately, it turned out that only
women survived the blast, since the evil Happosai didn't want to hurt
all the pretty ladies. Since Ranma was a girl when the blast hit, he was
the only man to survive.
After wandering for nearly a year, Akane returned to Nerima and
found that Ranma was busy impregnating every woman in the world.
When Akane approached the breeding center, the receptionist looked
up. "Take a number, miss," Ukyo said, holding her extended belly.
"Ukyo? You're pregnant?" Akane asked, shocked.
"Yes. After you ran away, I was the first to be impregnated by my
Ran-chan."
Akane shook her head in disbelief. "No... it can't be!" She ran
past the reception desk into the inner sanctum. She saw Ranma in front
and called out. "Ranma, I love you!"
"Who has time for love now?" Ranma replied as he shagged Shampoo.
"Kasumi, you're next and then it's my turn," Nabiki called out,
referring to her clipboard.
"When's my next break?" Ranma asked, as he finished with Shampoo.
"After you please me."
"This isn't for fun! I'm doing my duty to repopulate this world!"
"You seem to be enjoying yourself," Nabiki dryly commented.
"Well..."
"Ranma no baka!"
Rei looked up at the screen. As the credits began to roll, she
said, "Kind of a sad ending."
"Yeah, I like the Shin Seiki Ranma TV series better," Shinji said,
getting up. A ton of popcorn fell from his lap. "Less global destruction
and all..."
"Well, Ranma is going to be very tired for the next few decades...
if he lives that long," Rei said, walking out of the movie theater with
Shinji. <I wonder what it's like to give birth?>
They shielded their eyes from the bright glare of the sun. Rei
looked at Shinji and giggled. She dug out a hankie and gave it to
Shinji.
"What's this for?" Shinji asked, taking the hankie.
"For the lipstick and popcorn kernels you have on your face."
Shinji blushed, then wiped his face off. "What do you want to do
now?"
"Are your parents at home?" Rei asked and winked.
Shinji gulped. "Err..yeah. My mother, at least."
"Damn! And my sister almost never goes out. She is such a loser!"
"We could go to the park," Shinji suggested.
"Sure."
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji and Rei strolled through the park. Shinji looked down and
slowly took Rei's outstretched hand in his.
Rei smiled. <He's a bit shy when he's alone with me, but that won't
last long.>
"So, why did your family move up to Tokyo-3?" Shinji asked as they
neared the park's lake.
Rei gave her standard answer to that question. "Well, my mom got a
new job programming the computers for the government. Since they are
moving the capitol here, they needed the best." Rei kind of looked away
and thought about the real reason. <It wasn't like I was in love with
Hasamoto, but the bastard didn't have to do that to me. It's just not
fair that I have to get the same kind of jerks my sister attracts.>
"Really? That's kind of cool. I've never really been that good with
computers and mechanical things."
"That surprises me, you're a great Eva pilot!"
"Hmmm, well it just seems to come naturally," Shinji said,
embarrassed by the praise. Then a thought struck him. "Hey want to go to
the Eva center?"
"Nawww, I like playing with the whole gang better."
"Okay, hey... want to take a boat out onto the lake?" Shinji asked,
looking at several boats float by on the water. <Touji said that's where
he finally got to touch Hikari's breasts... maybe... >
Rei looked at the lake and noticed that there were only a couple
other boats out on the large lake. She grinned, then said, "Hmmmm, yeah,
that would be nice."
"Great."
After renting a boat, Shinji rowed it slowly across the lake.
"Hey, Shinji?"
"Yes, Rei?"
"Why are you so shy?"
"I'm not!"
"Yes you are. At school or with the gang you're much more
expressive," Rei mentioned, placing her hand on Shinji's knee.
"Well... I don't know. It's different when I'm alone with you."
"Why?" Rei asked, sliding her hand up Shinji's leg.
"I don't know, maybe because you're more forward when we're alone?"
Shinji suggested.
Rei grinned. "Well, it's not really proper for me to be like this
in front of other people."
Shinji gulped and looked around nervously. "I guess that's true."
Rei carefully moved to sit next to Shinji and leaned up toward his
face. Shinji took the invitation and gave her a deep kiss. Shinji was
surprised when he felt Rei pull his hand up, slip it into her dress, and
rest it on top of her breast. He was so surprised that he broke the
kiss, but didn't bother to lower his hand from it's resting place on her
breast. He was a normal fourteen-year-old boy, after all.
"Don't stop now, Shinji."
"Sorry, you just surprised me."
"You do like girls, right?"
Shinji's jaw dropped. "Of course I do!" To prove it, Shinji
started to explore the breast with his fingers. In the absence of a bra,
Shinji had only the dress to hinder his view of Rei's beautiful breasts.
Rei smiled at Shinji's clumsy examination of her breasts. <Must be
his first time. Asuka must keep him at arms length. How does she think
she's ever going to land a guy if she doesn't put out?> she thought. To
give him a better view, she undid the first couple of buttons on her
dress.
Shinji grinned at the sight and returned his attention to her
breasts. "Beautiful."
The sounds of small waves crashing against the boat were all that
could be heard, except for a slight murmuring.
"Hey, Shinji?" Rei asked after several minutes.
"Yes?" he asked, his hands still in contemplation.
"Care for another pair of panties for your collection?" Rei asked,
winking.
Shinji gulped. "Sure."
Rei quickly re-buttoned her dress. She glanced around and then
raised the hem of her dress.
Shinji gulped, but took the invitation. He slid under the dress and
slowly reached for the panties
Rei let the dress fall and cover Shinji. She felt his trembling
hands pull on her panties. She rose on her palms to allow him to slip
them off. She shivered with excitement as she felt him pull them off.
Her excitement turned into surprise when she heard a voice call out
behind her.
"Rei? Are you okay out there?"
Rei looked over her shoulder and saw Asuka, Touji, Hikari, and
Kensuke all standing on the nearby shore. Apparently, the boat had
drifted closer to shore while she was 'distracted'. Rei pushed down on
Shinji's back to make sure he was out of view. She gasped in surprise as
his face was pushed into her lap, cutting off his breathing. Under
different circumstances, both of them would probably have enjoyed this,
but not with an audience. Trying to remain calm, she started to say,
"Yeah, Asuka. Just getting some..."
Her reply was cut off as Shinji desperately thrashed away from
Rei's lap in an attempt to breathe, and the boat tipped over sending
them both into the cold lake.
After frantically swimming to the surface, Rei looked around. She
saw the overturned boat, but no sign of Shinji.
"Rei! Hang on!" Kensuke screamed and started to take off his shoes.
Rei looked back at the gang, then called out, "I'm fine! Don't
bother getting wet!" <They didn't seem to see Shinji, but I can't let
him drown,> she thought. "Ummm... just a second!" She dove under the
water and tried to spot any sign of Shinji. She was relieved to see his
legs under the capsized boat. She surfaced into the air pocket under the
boat. "Shinji, I'm glad you're okay."
"Did they see me?"
"I don't think so. I'd be best for them not to know about what we
were doing. Stay under here, I'll get them out of the area," Rei
instructed, then dove under the water again.
When she surfaced again, Hikari called out, "Why did you go under
again?"
"Lost a shoe!" Rei claimed, then swam to shore.
Kensuke helped her out of the lake and blushed as he clearly saw
various parts of Rei's anatomy through the wet dress.
"Scheisse! Rei, cover up! We can see everything!" Asuka pleaded.
<It's a good thing Shinji isn't here... he'd drop dead at seeing a real
live breast,> Asuka thought, but would have been very surprised to find
out that Shinji was very much alive after doing more than just seeing
Rei's breasts.
"Rei, you should wear underwear with a thin dress like that,"
Kensuke commented.
Touji gaped at the sight. "She's a big girl... she can dress as
she wants."
Hikari bashed him with her purse and said, "Stop leering at her,
pervert!"
Kensuke gallantly removed his jacket and offered it to Rei.
"Thanks."
Asuka put her arm around the shivering girl. "What were you doing
out there anyway?"
"Just getting some sun," Rei replied, then casually walked away.
The gang followed.
Shinji surfaced and looked at the retreating kids. "That was too
close. I wonder why she's so afraid for the gang to know we were
together. Well, probably just because of what we were doing," Shinji
muttered as he swam to shore.
As he walked home, he remembered Rei's panties were still in his
pocket. He pulled them out and smiled.
-E- -V- -A-
Rei lay naked under Shinji. He admired her curves with his eyes and
his hands. He drew closer to her.
"Oh god... you're my stallion!" Rei gasped.
Shinji felt a hand caressing his back. He looked back to see Asuka
start to nibble his back and could feel her breasts against his back.
"Don't forget to save some for me, lover," Asuka purred.
Shinji was smiling broadly.
A group of naked women stood in an empty theater and examined the
naked boy standing in front of them. He was just staring off into space
with a broad grin on his face.
"Should we interrupt him?" Misato asked.
"No," Rei calmly insisted.
"Not much to say. At this point, his dreams and life must seem
pretty nice," Asuka pointed out.
"Does he really enjoy doing that sort of thing with me?" Rei
inquired.
"Apparently. Look at the erection on him!" Asuka exclaimed, looking
down at Shinji's lower regions. A slight grin crossed her face.
"Fascinating," Rei said softly.
"Asuka, don't touch," Misato scolded.
Asuka dropped her hand. "I was just curious. Wait a second! Now I'm
in his dream too!"
"Fascinating."
"I didn't think Shinji had it in him. There's no reason to bother
him now, after the earlier boat ride and now this dream he won't want to
reason with us," Misato declared.
"But he might want to try doing that with us," Rei said, her
natural curiosity aroused.
"Rei!" Misato and Asuka both gasped in surprise.
Rei blushed.
Shinji kept smiling broadly in the theater, in his dream, and in
his bathtub.
[End - Garden of EVA 0:5 - Shinji Bites Back!]
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Author's notes/ramblings:
Scheisse is German for shit.
Just to make this clear, there are three places that events unfold in
Garden of EVA: The alternate world depicted in episode 26 (most of the
story takes place here), the empty theater where the Rei, Asuka, and
Misato in Shinji's mind help guide him in his contemplation of his
so-called 'perfect world', and the dreams of the alternate world's
Shinji. The Shinji from the alternate world has no knowledge of the
Shinji in the theater or the real Eva and Angels.
I'd like to thank various FFML members and my pre-readers: Anthony
Pardilla, Karanoma, James Grabowski, Antookis, Arnold Callwood, David
Johnson, Jonathan Ng, Ryan Erik, Rex Yu, and Addison Godel. My
pre-readers help me avoid a MAJOR mistake in this part, thank you all.
Of course in the end, any mistakes and botched characters are my fault.
Revision 0.0 - Initial draft (August 2, 1998)
Revision 0.1 - Pre-reader draft (September 2, 1998)
Revision 0.2 - Second Pre-reader draft (September 6, 1998)
Revision 0.3 - FFML draft (September 21, 1998)
Revision 1.0 - First RAAC posting (October 13, 1998)
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Later, Kasumi found her father cradling her mother in his arms. He
had run out of tears to shed long ago, but the expression on his face
told the story. Kasumi calmly slid the door closed and knelt down
facing her father and mother. Tears flowed from her eyes, but she just
waited until her father spoke.
After several minutes of silence, Soun asked with a scratchy
voice, "Kasumi dear. Will you please say goodbye to your mother and
then go get Mr. Saotome?" He didn't look up at his daughter once.
"Of course, Father," Kasumi said. She stood up, took one of her
mother's hands in her's, and said a soft, "Goodbye, Mother. I'll keep
my promise." Wiping the tears out of her eyes, she left to go find Mr.
Saotome.
Ranma-ototo: Please Save My Family - Part 2
3rd place, Aug 1998 Mini-Series, Best of Ranma Fanfiction Awards