Subject: Re:Re: [FFML] [Shocking!]Fanfic Author conspiracies
From: "Nick Mcbile" <trikster@hotmail.com>
Date: 10/12/1998, 4:37 AM
To: UnderF4331@aol.com
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com


Hoshi Ryo:	At least we at Cat & Mouse manage to keep from taking >over 
when
typing up a post of a fanfic...

Anon Mouse:	Yeah, who wants to argue with the head of human >resources 
here?

[The Director of Human Resources, a dalek, rolls in.]

Director of Human Resources: Destroy!   ::starts shooting::

[The room empties in record time, leaving the Director of Human 
Resources
shooting up several computers, one of them already so damaged that >one 
wonders
how it is still managing to run...]


Pandomine: (frothing at the mouth) Daaleeeecck...!??!!!

[Pandomine reaches into his trench coat and pulls out...... Azusa!!]

Azusa: John Pier, John Pier,... come to little Azusa! ^_^

[Azusa rushes over to the daleck (taking several blast but seems 
uninfected..) and hugges it.]

Azusa: come home with little Azusa, John Pier.^_^

Director (daleck): Exterminate, Exterminate. You will obay the Dalecks, 
Exterminate!!

[Azusa ignore the Daleck and starts pulling it along]

Director (daleck): Exaffoophyot..... Doctor, Doctor, HEEELLLP, DocTor, 
HeLp mE DoctOR!! HelP Me...

[Pandomine grins with an insane look in his eye and turns to the 
adience.]

Pandomine: clasic case of chronic depretion and Denial. HEE heE hEE, Hee 
Hea Hea, hEA hAA HaA, HAAAAAA.......


                                                           -Pandomine

                                               whose hasn't had his                                                  
morning Dr. Peper yet 

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