Subject: [FFML] [spam] Update time again.....
From: jessica hardy
Date: 9/29/1998, 1:14 PM
To: ffml@ffml.fanfic.com

Yeah, I've been really quiet the past week or so. Life kinda kicked me
in the arse and I'm just now getting back on my feet, sooo.... (hey,
I'm happy; today's the first day in over a month that I've been able
to open my mouth wide enough to actually *eat a sandwich* without
mushing it flat and tearing it to pieces!)

Cerina: You really didn't have to tell everyone that, you know.

Shut up, smartass.

Cerina: Well, it's true! Geez....

Ok, Ok, I'm sorry! *grumbling* It made *me* happy....

Tommy: We get the point. Will you get on with this?

Fine, whatever, spoil my happy moment. Anyway, it's update time at
Tora-chan Productions, Ltd., which means ya'll get a message like this
one that no one really cares about.

Tommy: BTW, when are our pay raises?

Ok... I pay you nothing, right? Well, ya'll do such a good job that
I'll triple your salary.

Tommy: All RIGHT- wait a second....

Shup up, will ya? I'm trying to talk here. As I was *trying* to say
before SOMEONE interrupted me, I'm in the middle of a mass update.
That means (drumroll please)-

1) Flashman will get that MST I owe him sometime within the next week.
Sorry it's takin' so long, man.

2) *Hidden Fires*, the BlueSeed fanfic I was working on (and didn't
quite finish) a while back is being rewritten. Expect it to get a LOT
darker, folks; part of the revisions are to reflect ideas brought
forth in my megacrossover *Eternity's Tears*. You don't have to read
it to understand the XO, but it would be nice...

Cerina: Enough with the blatant plugs already!

*grumble* no respect.... Anyway, expect the first chapter to be posted
within the next few days. I should be able to wrap this story up in 5
or 6 chapters....

3) *Eternity's Tears* is NOT a LEMON/HENTAI!!! Why th' hell'd I ever
mention Urotsokidoji anyway.... The story IS dark, and is not
recommended for people 16 and younger due to mature themes. (I'll
repeat the warning when I post it, which is going to be a while....)

Tommy: Uh huh, right... sure it's not a lemon.

Cerina: If that's true, why are you writing th-

Shut up, will ya?! Dammit, that wasn't supposed to come out until Book
II! Besides, haven't you guys ever heard of *side stories*?

Tommy: Nope.

Cerina: Can't say that I have.

*sigh* You guys are impossible.... Anyway, that wraps up this update;
any questions, comments, flames, etc. can be directed to me at the
address above. Did I mention I like comments?

Tommy: You're pathetic, you know that?

Do you *really* want me to finish that lemon with you and-

Tommy: I'll behave! I promise!!! I'm sorry!!!

You know what they say: 'A little blackmail now and then....' Ja ne,
ya'll!


Jess, the LilTigre
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