Subject: [FFML][TM+][FF] A Tale of Two Crowns, #4, Alpha Edition
From: Thor Odinson
Date: 9/8/1998, 6:53 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Disclaimer:  The characters from Tenchi Muyo [tv], Slayers, and Neon
Genesis Evangelion are note mine.  However, the Union of Byzantia, and
everything about it, IS mine.  Do not use it without permission. 
Otherwise, I will paste the label "guinea pig" on the top of your
forehead, and I will toss you into Little Washu's dimensional
laboratory.

Author's note: The eventes herein take place after the TM! TV series.

Special Thanks: to Aldrich Bautista [who thought my story was actually
half decent material] and ot all those people in the FFML who dealt
with my stupid questions.  All of you know who you are; Domo arigato
gozaimasu!

Comments, criticisms, questions, rants, wierd looks, MSTs, and even
mild flames [if applicable] are heavily desired.  I do need to know if
I am doing something wrong.

An Apology:
Sorry that this took so bloody long.  Life has been rather interesting
of late, especially with the presence of four other roommates.

And Now...

A Tale of Two Crowns, #4, Alpha Edition:
No Need for a Rescue

A TM!+ Fanfiction

By Thor Odinson

Narrator:  In our last episode, Ambassadors Kiyone and Mihoshi, with
the escort of 2 new officers [Sergeant Lina Inverse and Lieutennant
Asuka Langley] sped off in the PAX PROXIMA toward the solar system. 
Unbeknownst to them, spies were about.  Spies that served the society
known only as The Lords of The Twelve, an ambitious secret society
based in the bowels of planet Jurai.  This mysterious order, who only
show themselves in the form of holographic trees, are now under the
control of Kagato the Ambitious [aka Kagato of OAV fame], seeks to
destroy the House of Jurai, kill the head of the Byzantian Union, and
basically, dominate the universe.  We now return to the meeting of
these dastardly villains...


Kagato: Well, gentlemen...let us get on with the business of
butchering, shall we?

All trees: Yes, master.

Kagato: Excellent... what is the status of the dead Juraian?

Tree 2: Master, the cadaver has been successfully retrieved from the
Imperial Mausoleum and said corpse has been plkaced in the amniotic
tanks for the purpose of cellular regeneration. However...

Kagato [annoyed]: On with it, fool!

Tree 2: Y...Yes, Master.  The cadaver has taken extensive damage from
the combat.  The cellular regeneration will take time.

Kagato [pointing at Tree 2]: If that...PUPPET of yours is not ready as
planned, I will PERSONALLY make you regret that you live!  UNDERSTOOD?

Tree 2 [gulps]: Y...yes, M...Master.

Kagato: Now, what is the status of the Juraian Royal Family.

Tree 11: With your permission, Master?

Kagato: [glancing at Tree 11] Proceed.

Tree 11: The traitor Yosho and his bastard grandson are still on Sol
3.  The acting regent, who is the uncle of the Princesses Sasami and
Ayeka, is suffering from an energy-induced "brain hemmorage".  He is
now...ahem...receiving treatment.

Kagato: And the 2 princesses?

Tree 3: Master, the princess will be arriving in the vicinity of the
Sol system shortly, as is Leto and the ambassadors of the Galactic
Federation.  The 13th Blac Fleet, which consists of three SOJA-class
battleships and nine NEEDLE-class frigates, has been separated into
three squadrons and placed in various areas within the Sol system.

[A 3D holo-map is activated which shows the area of the Sol system
within the asteroid belt.]

Tree 3: As you can see, Master, Squadron 1 in here on Sol 4's dark
side.  Squadron 3 is on Sol 2's dark side, and Squadron 2 is
positioned behind Sol 3's only natural satelite.  The positioning
allows the ships to remain hidden from Ryo-oh II's sensors.  A sensor
probe has been placed upon one of Sol 4's satelites so as to detect
and monitor Ryo-oh's progression into the system.  Squadron 1, upon
detecting her, shall trail her until she reaches Sol 3, where the
ambush takes place.  all forces will converge in that area.

Kagato [amused]: And what do you plan to do if Ryoko shows?

Tree 3: Master, we will have more than enough firepower to deal with
that bitch, or any other "intrusions"  I stake my reputaion on it!

Kagato [softly]: You better stake more than that, 3...or I will be
very unhappy.

Tree 3: Yes, Master.

Kagato: Good.  Now, what about the rest of the Juraian fleets.

Tree 4: Master, the remaining forces that are loyal to Ayeka have been
duped into being part of the first wave of our invasion plans by
making them think that Byzantia will be attacking first.  Ergo, those
fleets will be attempting to perform a pre-emptive first strike.  The
loyalist fleets, with their old ships, will be wiped out, giving the
Byzantians a false sense of confidence.  Then, our Black Fleets will
enter the fray, and the rest will be history!

Kagato: Excellent...EXCELLENT!  BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!

[Fad to black, with the maniacaql laughter going on and on...]



==
A Hint of Things to Come.....
Ryoko:  Ayeka's marrying someone else?  YES!
Thor:  There's more...
Ryoko:  What?
Thor:  You are marrying Tenchi...as PART of your sentence!
Ryoko:  YES! YES! YE....SAY WHAT?!?

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