Subject: [FFML] [spam][funny] Books that anime characters will NEVER write
From: Chris Hall
Date: 8/15/1998, 11:12 PM
To: ffml@ffml.fanfic.com

This is just a funny list of titles I came up with a while ago.

*Ranma 1/2*

Kasumi: (Co-authored with Belldandy)
_HATE: The purest emotion_

Nabiki: (Co-authored with Yotsuya)
_How to Keep Others From Taking Advantage of You_

Akane: (Co-authored with C-ko)
_Cooking with Akane Tendo_
_How to Seduce Unsuspecting Men_

Ryoga:
_Mapsco_
_The Art of Refusing to Ask For Directions_

Ranma: (Co-authored with Tasuki & Lum)
_Patience & Humbleness: The Path to Enlightenment_

Shampoo:
_Bicycle Hand Signals & Etequitte_

Happosai:
_The Joys of Men's Underwear_

Kodachi:
_Sanity: A Twelve Step Program_

Mousse:
_20/20_
_Don't Hide Sharp Metal Objects in Your Underpants_

Dr. Tofu
_Staying Calm and Collected All the Time_

*Tenchi Muyo*

Ryoko:
_Path of the Nun_
_Queen Serenity_

Ayeka:
_Lambada: The Forbidden Dance_

Tenchi:
_Kama Sutra_
_How to Tell Women No Because You're Gay_

Ryo-oh-ki:
_Carrots Are Bad For You_


*Fushigi Yuugi*

Miaka:
_Gluttony: The World's Worst Sin_

Nakago:
_How to be Nice to People_

Tamahome: (Co-authored with Nabiki)
_Money? No, I'll Do it For Free_


*Marmalade Boy*

Miki:
_I Know What I Should Do!_

Tsutomu: (Co-authored with Mousse)
_How to get over a girl who's been rejecting you most of your life_

Yuu: (Co-authored with Ranma & Tenchi)
_How to Attract Only One Girl_


*Evangelion*

Asuka:
_Speech? Why bother?_

Shinji:
_Journal of a Mega-Playboy_

Rei:
_Life's a Joke; Laugh!_

Misato:
_Beer is the Most Horrible Substance on the Earth_


*Maison Ikkoku*

Godai:
_Straight A's: No Problem_

Kyoko:
_How to Lead Two Men On for Five Years_

Yotsuya, Akemi, Ichinose:
_Minding Your Own Business_


"I thought it was going to be bucket-of-water time myself."
        -- Gaspode's way of saying "I'm sorry, was I intruding?"
           (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)

Chris Hall           On Your Mark! Itsumo...