<< Anybody notice that there seem to be very few Nuku Nuku fanfic out there
and even fewer of the crossover verity.  >>

Just remember, he asked for it:

Ani-Mania Inc. Writings presents:

"Nuku Nukem 3D: The Stainless Steel Rat of Vengance"
A Nuku Nuku, Duke Nukem 3d crossover:

Coming soon to a Mailing List near you.


     "Now I have you!" cried the magenta haired she-demon as she leapt from
her hiding place, pumping a round of armour peircing flechettes into her
shotgun.  "Now you... Ooh, a mouse.  DIE." she shreaked, loosing a volley of
missle....

Deo: [smacking Wakko at the keyboard] That's it.  No more Pixie Stix for you
after 10 pm.


Im sorry.  Really.  [snicker]

Ja Ne!
Wakko Warner, Ani-Maniac

and

The Ani-Mania Incorperated Assistant Writing Staff:

***Abrasia, Muse of Creative Artistic Motivation***
[A woman, looking mid-20ish, stands in a white toga with purple, crewcut hair,
and her weapon of choice, "The Great and Mighty Sprok of
Prodding!(tm)".(Actually
It's just a giant plastic KFC spork]
Abrasia: Get to work, Writter! 

***Flash D'Angello, Patron Saint of Flashy Distractions***
[30 Year old man in white robes, festooned with tinfoil propellers]
Flash: I like pagers.

***Glitch, my personal Gremlin****
[A blueish scally thing with bright pink fur grins, sort of, and munches on a
floppy disk]

***Deo-Sparks, Goddess of Writers Block and General Literary Disfunction***
[A tall woman, with dark, straight hair reaching down to her waist nods.  She
wears multicolored robes, and has matching sets of three marks up her
cheeks(like whiskers) and an inverted pyramid shape on her forehead]
Deo: I must appologise for the above fic.  The parties responsible have been
sacked.  Thank you, that is all.


**No animals were harmed in the filming of this fic.  A stunt-double was
provided for the writer.