Waiting for Minako
by DDFA (Mark A Page)
Part Six - The Brain
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Scene: Makoto and Ami, sitting on a brick wall in an empty park,
somewhere in Tokyo. In the background are the sounds of distant
explosions and various emergency vehicles. There is smoke blowing
across the sky from somewhere in another part of town. Makoto is
staring off into space as Ami sticks her face into another one of
her books.
Makoto: She's really late, you know.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Really, really late.
Ami: Hmm.
Makoto: Will you stop zoning off into your book and pay more
attention to me?
Ami: But I'm booooooored.
Makoto: I know. So am I.... But that's no excuse for ignoring
me when I'm trying to talk to you.
Ami: Un.
Makoto: Don't "un" me. It's totally out of character for Minako
to forget to go shopping. I mean, when was the last
time she did that?
Ami: Last week.
Makoto: No, you silly fool. I mean before that.
Ami: Two weeks ago.
Makoto: You know.... You're right. There is definitely a
pattern evolving here.
Ami: I think she's starting to lose it.
Makoto: "Starting to lose it. Starting to lose it." What do
you mean she's "starting" to lose it? She's been losing
it from long before we first met her.
Ami: Considering we first met her in the Moon Kingdom, then
she should have reached the point of advanced dementia.
Makoto: Yeah. She was probably like that, then.
Ami: Definite necrosis of the neural tissue.
Makoto: Eh?
Ami: Her brain is starting to rot away. She'd be lucky to
still have a functioning cerebellum.
Makoto: What's a cerebellum.
Ami: Yes, the first bit to go would have been the frontal
lobe. That would have completely screwed up her
personality. Then all the other lobes of the cerebrum.
The occipital, the parietal, the temporal....
Makoto: Er....
Ami: Then there is the midbrain. I thought I saw cerebro-
spinal fluid running from her ears that day....
Makoto: Ano....
Ami: Although, I have to say, with her boy obsession, she's
still got her pituitary gland.
Makoto: @#$%#%$@!
Ami: Hmm.... Definitely signs of someone running on their
brainstem.
Makoto: I know how she feels right now.
Ami: Oh.... Am I confusing you?
Makoto: Oh, no no no no no.....
Ami: Hmm.... It would be nice to think you've managed to get
through all those years of schooling and have learnt
something.
Makoto: Are you calling me stupid?
Ami: No.
Makoto: Well that's alright, then.
Ami: Yes, you just keep thinking that.
Makoto: Did you say something?
Ami: No.
Makoto: Your nose is wiggling.
Ami: Hmm?
Makoto: Your nose is wiggling.
Ami: So?
Makoto: Every time you lie, your nose wiggles.
Ami: Oh Mako-chan....
Makoto: What are you looking at me like that for?
Ami: It's soooo nice to know you know me that intimately.
Makoto: Hey, wait a minute, stop that! Don't put your arms
around me.... Hey, stop.... I'm not into that kind
of thing....
Ami: Liar.... I know how you felt about Haruka.
Makoto: That was a momentary twinge on my part.
Ami: Oh Mako-chan.... You don't know how much I've been
dreaming about you....
Makoto: You're kidding!
Ami: Yes.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: You COW!
Ami: Alright, alright, I'll let you go. No need to get
rough.
Makoto: Hmph!
Ami: Of course, you know Usagi and Rei are at it like
rabbits.
Makoto: In a pigs eye.
Ami: Or a Davies.
Makoto: Hmm?
Ami: Don't worry. You won't understand.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: I wonder where she's gotten to.
Ami: Probably sleeping with Artemis.
Makoto: AMI-CHAN!
Ami: Teehee....
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Will Minako ever arrive? Does Minako have a brain, or is it all
a figment of Makoto's and Ami's imaginations? Stay tuned for the
next exciting installment of the enthralling wait by Makoto and Ami,
in "Waiting for Minako", the well-known danger to shipping. ^_^
Waiting for Minako
by DDFA (Mark A Page)
Part Seven - The Replacements
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Scene: Makoto and Ami, sitting on a brick wall in an empty park,
somewhere in Tokyo. In the background are the sounds of distant
explosions and various emergency vehicles. There is smoke blowing
across the sky from somewhere in another part of town. Makoto is
staring off into space whilst Ami is looking up at her,
mischievously.
Makoto: I wonder where she's gotten to.
Ami: Probably sleeping with Artemis.
Makoto: AMI-CHAN!
Ami: Teehee....
Makoto: You know, you've gotten real ecchi in your old age.
Ami: I am NOT ecchi.... I just have my moments....
Makoto: Yeah, where you are a sick, perverted little creep.
Ami: That's not fair. You're as much a sick, perverted
little creep as I am.
Makoto: .....
Ami: .....
Makoto: Gee, you know, you're right.
Ami: Nice to see you're admitting to your faults for once.
Makoto: It doesn't change the fact that you go around dissing
others in a perverted manner.... Minako sleep with
Artemis? Oh puhleeeeeze....
Ami: Well, I'm bored.
Makoto: Well, so am I.... Minako is so damn late.
Ami: I wanna do something else, rather than just sit around
here and wait for the blond bubblehead to show up....
Makoto: Ami....
Ami: What?
Makoto: You called Minako a blond bubblehead....
Ami: So?
Makoto: You NEVER call anyone a bubblehead.
Ami: So? What's so special about that?
Makoto: It's SO out of character for you to do that.
Ami: You're right.... It must be my old age. How old are we
all supposed to be, now?
Makoto: Sixteen at last count.
Ami: Sixteen my ass.... Twenty would be more realistic an
age.
Makoto: Shhh.... Don't let anyone hear that.... You'll dispel
a well-worn myth....
Ami: .....
Makoto: .....
Ami: Argh! I can't stand this.... I want to be somewhere
else.
Makoto: Settle down.
Ami: No! I want a holiday from this, with all expenses paid!
Makoto: Don't be silly. We're supposed to be waiting for
Minako.
Ami: I noticed. I just have to mouth off my objections.
Makoto: I mean, it's not as if anyone is going to come along and
replace us for a while, or anything.
Michiru: You were saying?
Makoto: What the.... Where the hell did Ami go?
Michiru: I replaced her, my dear. She was exhibiting signs of
fanfic fatigue, and the writer decided it was time to
give her a holiday.
Makoto: What the hell.... I didn't know this was in our
contract!
Michiru: That's because you can't read, my dear.
Makoto: Oh yes.... I keep forgetting.
Michiru: Now then.... Where were we?
Makoto: We were waiting for Minako.
Michiru: Ah, now I remember. It says so in the title. Yes, very
well.... We shall wait for Minako with much passion.
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: .....
Makoto: .....
Michiru: Ack! That's it! I can't take this!
Makoto: What's wrong with you?
Michiru: How am I expected to wait for that blond-haired imbecile
with someone like you?
Makoto: What are you saying?
Michiru: You're too stupid, my dear, to engender any witty
repartee'. I'm afraid you're going to HAVE to be
replaced, too....
Makoto: Is that an insult?
Michiru: Yes.
Makoto: Why you....
Haruka: Ah, just in time, it seems.
Michiru: Haruka, my love.
Haruka: Michiru, my darling.
Michiru: Come to my arms.
Insert sounds of much divine passion here.
Michiru: This is, most certianly, a lot better.
Haruka: I could see things were not going well between you and
that lame-ass Jupiter. I just HAD to intervene.
Michiru: Yes, but now we face an even greater dilemma.
Haruka: What is that, my love?
Michiru: Why would a pair of suave and sophisticated
intelligentia, like ourselves, be waiting for an inbred
imbecile the likes of Venus?
Haruka: Why, you have a point there.
Michiru: I do declare, that we replace this wait for Venus with a
person of greater standing.
Haruka: How about Setsuna.... She is much more worthy to wait
for.
Michiru: Indeed. We shall wait for Setsuna.
Haruka: .....
Michiru: .....
Haruka: She's late.
Michiru: Yes, she's late.
Haruka: Very very late.
Michiru: Yes, she's very very late.
END OF PART 7
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Will Setsuna ever arrive? Have Haruka and Michiru really replaced
Makoto and Ami, or is it all a figment of their imaginations? Stay
tuned for the next exciting installment of the enthralling wait by
Haruka and Michiru, in "Waiting for Setsuna", brought to you by
Deathbed Pharmeceuticals, where pain relief is just a morgue away.
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